Femme Asylum

Coco Before Chanel: A review of sorts

2009-11-28T06:03:37Z

Really really did not like "Coco Before Chanel." Audrey Tautou is gorgeous and I could have looked at her all day, but I found her character's motivations unfathomable, and I had no sense at all where Chanel's great talent and style came from, nor was there any sense of the force in design she would one day become.

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femme_asylum @ 2009-09-25T09:37:00

2009-09-25T07:45:24Z

I'm so in like with my new mascara Big Tease from Bare Escentuals. It makes make-up fun again for me. Buying it I saw that they have a (for me) new thing, brushless- mascara. Have anyone tried that? It looks SO difficult!

sobs and sobs

2009-08-28T03:49:01Z

Oh please come to me my pretty pretty shoes...

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Project Runway returns!! a;lsdk;lkjlkdjkdks!!!!!

2009-08-22T15:07:40Z

I love the internet age. I don't own a tv. I don't pay for cable. But I still just watched the entire first episode of the new season of Project Runway on mylifetime.com. I only had to listen to one commercial before it started. This is even better than watching it on tv! There's also all kinds of fun stuff (pictures and tons of extra videos and a scorecard) on the Project Runway on Lifetime site.

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WTF Nordstrom?

2009-03-15T19:17:11Z

Am I wrong or is this the UGLIEST SKIRT IN THE HISTORY OF CLOTHES? WTF was Nordstrom thinking?

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Review: Sephora "Slim Pencil" for eyes

2009-01-16T21:13:11Z

So, testdog65 gave me a Sephora gift certificate for Solstikwanzanukkamas this year, and I used it to buy some new eyeliner pencils. I've been using Chanel, but they seemed just a bit too smeary for me. But all the others I've tried have been too hard and irritated my skin.

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Smooth silky lips

2009-01-04T18:31:37Z

I don't know why I haven't tried this ever in my life because it seems somewhat obvious, but I recently read a tip on how to get your lips soft and smooth, particularly if you wear dark colors of lipstick. And I tried it and it worked!

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Obey Tim

2008-10-24T18:33:00Z

Is this man a god, or what?

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debate shmate. let's talk about the PR finale.

2008-10-16T02:27:45Z

Anybody else skip the debate in favor of Project Runway?

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WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-12T22:03:36Z

ASDFGHJKL....

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Oh economy get better soon so I can buy shoes again...

2008-07-27T14:50:11Z

Sigh....

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Hair removal

2008-06-11T19:29:48Z

Hi, I was hoping to get some advice-- I'm considering buying an epilator.

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femme_asylum @ 2008-06-06T23:32:00

2008-06-07T06:36:00Z

Hello there! I am new here and wanted to introduce myself but also post this fabulous Louis Vuitton swim suit I am dying for. I know it's like 37 bucks so it probably isn't real and what not but I would love to get it, But being a poor college student like I am I can't spare the money =(

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Vogue on sale through Amazon!

2008-05-12T21:09:46Z

Amazon has Vogue on sale in their Goldbox, http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox , a two year subscription for $18! That price is good until 6:00 PM PDT.

Christian Update

2008-05-01T20:23:42Z

I don't watch the show, but my mom just called to tell me that Christian Siriano has a guest appearance tonight on "Ugly Betty"....Thought I'd pass it along....

Product Rec!

2008-04-21T03:56:40Z

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Online Saks coupons!

2008-04-10T23:47:36Z

I just got an e-mail from Saks Fifth Avenue that has deals for handbags and shoes through April 12th.

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Favorite designers/styles?

2008-04-10T04:05:28Z

Though I'm rather slack when it comes to makeup, I do so love me some good dresses! I'm curious if anyone else here is a dress fiend, and if so, who are your favorite designers? Or alternatively, favorite styles?

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What I think about sweaters

2008-04-02T04:23:17Z

You know what need to cease to exist?

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A letter

2008-03-30T21:42:23Z

Dear clothing manufacturers,

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Girl time

2008-03-28T14:35:54Z

I've been so busy this week that I completely forgot to squeee about my big news today. Two weeks ago I was at the Chanel counter in Dillards (at the mall) buying mascara and talking to the saleswoman about some eye products when she asked me if I'd like to sign up for a free facial and make-over!

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Crap on a Cracker, That Hurt!!

2008-03-26T15:32:54Z

I am going to make my mother-in-law's dog into a rug. I am babysitting sweet little Abby, the yellow lab, for three weeks. This morning I was trying to hold her back, to get her to stop jumping on the plumber, she bolted and RIPPED MY GEL FINGERNAIL OFF!!!!!

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Go Team Fierce!

2008-03-05T17:29:00Z

I'm cross-posting this here...

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PROJECT RUNWAY

2008-02-28T06:05:21Z

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Project Runway

2008-02-21T04:19:04Z

Project Runway

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