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Femme Asylum - WTF Nordstrom?
15 March 2009 @ 12:15 pm
WTF Nordstrom?
MY EYES!!!! OH, THE PAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!
Good lord that's butt ugly.
Good lord that's butt ugly.
Emphasis on the "butt."
For real. THIS is perfection. THAT SKIRT IS NOT.
It looks like a dumpy parachute. Don't wear it because your ass will gain weight, your middle will exapnd and there is naught to save you during this free fall of of horribleness.
There is NO body type that will not be made less appealing by this design... which is, I guess, a form of evil genius...
Either a really bitch woman designed that, or a pissed off gay man.
BTW, i caught the last episode of Making The Runway, is that the name?...the one that Christian won. I loved that last gown,, the one that Victoria Beckham was lusting over. I was lusting too, it was so southern belle with the hat...omg!!!!
BTW, i caught the last episode of Making The Runway, is that the name?...the one that Christian won. I loved that last gown,, the one that Victoria Beckham was lusting over. I was lusting too, it was so southern belle with the hat...omg!!!!
LOL. You're not wrong. LMAO!
Yeah. I had a feeling that would be the answer. ;)
Hee! Now, that skirt in your icon sure looks pretty. :)
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I put my vote in for hideous! Does it actually changel color or are my eyes going?
It changes color in a way guaranteed to make your stomach, hips, ass, and waist look as big as possible, while being, apparently, very flattering to your, uh, lower legs?
Yuck! And I think I just found the matching shiteous bag for it via BlueFly:

The UGLY it BURNS...
Even if that bag were 99% off, I don't think I'd want a bag that looks like a cross between an old powdered doughnut and a fluffy tumor. EWWW.
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So that's what they do with reject parachutes? Seriously, that is truly terrible.