The world, according to Luna Lovegood. (heliopaths) wrote in felix_logs, @ 2013-07-20 10:46:00 |
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CORNELIUS FUDGE The Next Singing Sensation! Cornelius Fudge, former Minister of Magic, has fallen out of grace ever since the scandalous actions he took to silence Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore, which involved taking control of Hogwarts and The Daily Prophet. Eventually forced to resign, he has been keeping his head down since the war, wishing nothing more apart from peace, quiet and anonymity. BUT DOES HE? Sources close to the former Minister have recently disclosed that Fudge is trying to make a comeback to public life and regain the love and approval of Wizarding Britain. 'He misses this,' a source wishing to remain anonymous reveals. 'People's attention, kissing little children, signing autographs, all of it. He knows he won't get it if he returns to politics, though, especially given how popular Kingsley Shacklebolt is and the knowledge that so many of his actions are fixing damages that started during Cornelius' time.' Then, if Fudge isn't coming back as a politician, then what are his plans to win back people's approval? 'He has decided to become a singer,' the source answers. 'He's got quite a good voice, and is an accomplished songwriter. In fact, most of Celestina Warbeck's hits were actually penned by him, but he decided not to be credited at the time because he wished people to focus on his actions as a Minister.' Fudge has already written enough material for a full album, and recordings will be starting soon. So far, we have been unable to confirm the rumours that members of the Weird Sisters and the Hobgoblins will be playing the instrumental tracks. |