Hello, hello. Meet Cass as played by Behati Prinsloo. She's a twenty-six-year old photo editor for a NYC-based magazine megahouse, but her real life's work is a web comic/installation called 'Bad Secretary.' It basically chronicles her misadventures as one of the invisible corporate masses and is full of doodles, faux memos and collage. She was born in California but has been more or less in New York state since her freshman year at SUNY Purchase. There she met brothers-in-arms evanmonroe and eethan. The three have been tight ever since and she relies on them for everything from sanity to rounding out her co-ed softball team. Yeah, she's a weekend warrior. She also lives alone in Sleepy Hollow and due to a steady consumption of real- and unreal-crime television, she's convinced she's going to be kidnapped. It's been four months since her move in and by now, her friends are all prepared for a nightly call. Don't worry though. She rotates.
Anyway, what am I looking for? You, actually! Friends, coworkers, fans of Bad Secretary, fellow weirdos and anyone interested in a line would be loved. Let me know what I can do for you.