|Cailie Brosca (animehime) wrote in fanficrants,|
@ 2007-09-25 23:59:00
|Current mood:||pissed off|
How to turn a reader off on one easy step.
Occasionally, when I'm really bored, I'll skate around the Pit looking for something to read. And if I find something that looks interesting, I'm the type to take a peek at a person's profile, because I am admittedly very nosy that way. But a profile like this one? Definitely not a way to get someone to read your fics. I don't care how good your fics might sound (not that they sounded all that interesting in the first place), consistently insulting your potential readers and their intelligence is the quickest way to get me to close the tab that contains your profile. It also sends me to places like fanficrants to rant (obviously) about how irritating and idiotic I think you sound.
And for those of you who don't like clicking on links for whatever reason, here is a sample of his profile.
Let's get this over quick and dirty. So first things first. If you don't like me, well kiss my ass.
Now, second, I want to get something straight right now. I am male. A gentleman (at times), a bloke, chap, dude, digger, hombre, mens, homme, Mann, uomo, homem, ... you get the point. A quick addition to this is that this is my second ff.net account. My original, for those of you not smart enough to realize it, is eQuasarus see this profile. Any continuing fiction from there will be rewritten and posted on this profile, except Hidden and Latens Child, which may stay there, I am not sure at the moment.
Third point. This one's just as important as the first two, and probably the reason you are here. I like good pairings. Now, one might ask themselves what my definition of a good pairing is, so here goes.
Good Pairing -/gd periH/ - A (straight) pairing that might be considered outside the 'norm'.
usage: In Harry Potter fanfiction, Harry and Tonks would be a good pairing.
Yes. I have a group. It's my homepage. If you're too idiotic to click the link above, I'm not even going to bother trying to explain it - you wouldn't understand. Sufficient to say, if you're too stupid not to be able to find it, I don't want you there. If you're interested in Naruto I'll make it even easier for the stupid people. Go here: