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fallen_yuzuya ([info]fallen_yuzuya) wrote in [info]fallen_leaves,
@ 2008-02-17 17:34:00

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Entry tags:sumire, yuzuya

Shut Up And Go Away
Yuzuya drew in another angle on the blueprint he was creating, and then peered down at the scroll before him. The classified information contained a detailed description of the Tsuchikage's new pleasure mansion. Currently he was neck-deep in measurements that didn't quite add up to a proper floor plan. Had there been a mistake? He needed to go back and check each line from the beginning. This was a tedious one. The building was a veritable warren of hallways and secret passages, and each room more absurd than the last. There was a golden fish pond in the bathroom. In the bathroom. And what kind of elite shinobi needed so many rooms for concubines, anyway? Yuzu wrinkled his nose with distaste. He hoped that this place was high on the list of targets to take out. He'd be first to sign up for the mission.

Meanwhile there were other things that were distracting him from the Tsuchikage's wine cellars and plush boudoir. Namely, a soft, sweet, and slightly sultry soprano that had been filtering towards his ears all day. He traced a sharp line for a wall and trained his ears to hear the conversation outside his tiny office. Murakami was lurking about, and behaving rather ostentatiously... feminine today. He wondered why. Traced another line, and waited to see who she was talking to. A man? Who? How come she was sounding so nice?



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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-17 08:39 am UTC (link)
Today was a very, very, very good day. First, she'd spent it going over various data with Itou, and while the two women were not what one would call... bosom buddies, they were good workers together. Then, after figuring out one of the codes she'd been working on had depended on tsu as it's whole base (cleverly hidden, but still... tsu?), she'd been able to break a successive code. Now, oh, now was the cherry on her perfect sundae of a day! She was talking to her idol, to.. to..!

Arakaki Hisoka. Be still, oh heart! Sumire kept her features rapt and interested. "Yes, sir, I'll start work on it right away!" she hoped she didn't sound too eager, too happy to be of service. Arakaki smiled and patted her shoulder, and the kunoichi refrained from squealing like a schoolgirl. Or at least tried real hard. The head of ANBU swept away, going off to do who-knows-what with god-knows-who in who-knows-where. With a pleased little sigh, Sumire leaned against the wall to collect herself. She was Murakami, after all. There were appearances to maintain.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-17 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Yuzuya rolled his eyes. She was so trying to be Arakaki's new desk chick, wasn't she? Well, it just goes to show that even a strong and collected kunoichi like Murakami had some weaknesses. He scowled at his blueprint and drew in the back stairwell. Women. Why Arakaki? She really was stupid. Stories about him were famous. He always seemed to have inviting, useful, helpful women around, every one with an ass that just didn't quit and big, nice boobs. The men of the basement were sure it was no coincidence. It was the man's preference, plain and simple. You just don't find so many hotties working in any other office. Did Murakami really want to be just some old man's office bimbo?

Yuzuya studied the measurements of the north hallway of the estate. This couldn't be right. The numbers didn't add up. How could the hallway be longer than the outer perimeter of the building? He swore under his breath, frustrated, and took a sip of his tea, which was now only warm instead of very hot like he liked it. Sigh.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-17 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Sumire was floating on a bubble not even Shibata could burst. She had just about made it back to her office when she realized she was holding the revisions of the last code Akai had sent to her for a quick once-over before it had to make it's way to Shibata. The black-heeled feet slowed their lilting little walk. Oh well, she'd just have to ride her bubble of cheer out before she got to his office, bear through it, and then go back to happiness and work. Her heels clicked along the tile floor echoing in the hallway before pausing at Shibata's office door.

"Shibata, I've something for you," she began, sweeping into his office like a cheerful, jasmine-scented storm. He was face down in his work, as usual. Ah well, all the easier for her.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-17 09:49 pm UTC (link)
"Oh?" Yuzu asked, not bothering to offer her a glance. God, she smelled sexy. Jasmine, soapy and pure. It grabbed him right in the gut-- white florals tended to do that to him. He adjusted his glasses and fixed his attention firmly on the floorplan he was working on. "Whatever could it be?" he asked, with teasing mock interest.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
"Having some trouble with your floorplan?" she asked, ignoring his tone, and waved the file at him, even his little attitude bounced off her bubble.

"Akai said you might be. He gave me a revision to check over before you got it."

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-18 11:15 am UTC (link)
Yuzu nodded and ran his fingers through his hair with a sigh. "I had been, yeah. These figures don't add up right at all, so I had been wondering." His eyes ventured to the file in her hands. Perhaps whatever she had in there would fix his problems.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-18 11:18 am UTC (link)
Sumire tapped it. "I only finished it a little while ago. Here." She slid the paper to him, the triple-violet seal next to the corner of the page the only indication she'd worked on it.

"So you can stop trying to make that corridor extra long. Unless the Tsuchikage has more things to worry about than we think. Anyway, I need to go work on an assignment for Arakaki-sama." Sumire turned to go, pleased that her bubble had only barely been impacted.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-22 01:01 pm UTC (link)
He gave a tiny smirk in response. Were they baiting each other? Yeah, it would... seem like they were. "Shall I tease it out of you?"

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-22 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Sumire stopped at his door and looked over her shoulder at him, hand on her hip. "Tease it out of me? Ha. You couldn't tease your way out of a wet paper bag." He probably hadn't any idea how to please a woman anyway.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-22 01:12 pm UTC (link)
Yuzuya offered her and her curves a consideratory glance, then looked away as if bored. A soul-sucking harpy like her probably didn't know the first thing about how to please a man anyhow. He picked up his pencil to get back to work.

"Not worth my time. I'm too busy to play with you. Don't you have other men who lap up your attention?"

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-22 01:13 pm UTC (link)
She pouted, or at least a good act of one, "Ah, Shibata, no one rises to my baits as well as you, though. I'd be so bored with another man."

Sumire even had the nerve to look downright sad about it. It was mostly lost on the back of his head, she knew, but still she knew she'd done an excellent job.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-22 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Yuzuya had caught a glimpse of her pout in his peripheral vision and had a twinge somewhere in that frosty area in his chest that had once been all warm and fuzzy. He reminded himself calmly that nothing she said was real and picked up a smaller protractor. "Oh, you would, would you?" he intoned, as though simply humoring a child.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-22 01:17 pm UTC (link)
"Yes, but do your work; take the easier task," she teased him, voice pretty and low. "We both know you couldn't handle me anyway." She looked like a cat that had not only had the cream, but taken the whole dairy.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-22 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Yuzuya straightened, turned slowly and regarded her over his shoulder. His eyes held hers a moment, an amused twinkle in their depths. "You're going to have to come up with something better than that if you want me to hit on you," he pronounced, quietly.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-25 12:36 am UTC (link)
"I can dream, yeah. I wouldn't want a coffee girl with a mouth like yours anyway," Yuzu acquiesced. He pushed the salad container her way. "Go ahead and take half," he suggested, then the microwave finished with a ping and he turned to grab his soup from the crusty door.

He gave it a test stir with a plastic spoon. The top was scalding and the bottom ice cold still. "Piece of crap microwave," he snorted, and then replaced the soup for another minute and a half. "This thing is prehistoric."

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-25 12:38 am UTC (link)
Her eyes followed him, cautious, as he puttered around the kitchen like a little old man. Another dainty bite and swallow of the sandwich later, she replied. "I'm sure it's Shida's idea of minor torture." She sipped her coffee and looked at the wall, with its memos about proper protocol and cleaning the kitchen.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-25 12:45 am UTC (link)
Yuzu shuddered at the mention of Shida and waited for his soup, fetching it from the microwave when it started sizzling. He stirred it diligently and sank back into his folding chair with a heavy sigh. "Don't mention that name, we're trying to eat. And besides, you might conjure it without meaning to."

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-25 12:45 am UTC (link)
"No, no, that's only if you say it three times in the dark before a bathroom mirror," she corrected him. It looked like Shida jokes didn't work as well on Yuzuya as they did on Shun. Oh well. She sat back in her chair and took a deep breath. Look, ma, she could have conversations without fighting.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-25 12:51 am UTC (link)
"I thought that you had to hold a candle and stand beside the river for that," Yuzuya mused. "Or was it the well?"


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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-25 12:53 am UTC (link)
"The mirror, definitely. You know, I heard once that he had the communal showers under surveillance," Sumire murmured, tipping her head back. Her sore neck thanked her. "Way back when, though." She then realized, with no little amount of chagrin, that she had no idea what topics he liked to talk about, unless pulling each other's chains was a topic.

Sumire doubted that and concentrated on her sandwich again. It was kind of lame that she was too tired to deal out witty remarks or comebacks. Oh, well. "Be happy he isn't keeping a diligent eye on your... assets, Shibata, and don't sigh so heavy," she finished, trying to tease and instead backhanded complimenting him.

Not, of course, that she for any reason meant to.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-25 03:25 am UTC (link)
His eyes trailed to where her finger was wrapping and unwrapping itself with her sleek black hair. "You were too," he returned, perturbed. "You said the codes were making your eyes cross." Her hair was thick and silky, with a nice shine. A waste, really, such pretty hair and hands on such a disagreeable person.

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-25 03:33 am UTC (link)
His voice sounded strange, an inkling of some disturbed emotion. Had his meal not agreed with him? Or had he... no, this was Shibata she was thinking about. He had all the sex drive of a slug. Sumire sighed and turned that pretty pale brown gaze on him.

"Well, it doesn't mean I'm not going to finish, even if it is pissing me off." She gave him another once-over. "Is there something on my face you're so enraptured with? I can't blame you, really." Sumire caught the glint of her reflection in the napkin dispenser and smiled, waiting for him to rise to her bait. "I really am a remarkable specimen of a human female."

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-25 03:38 am UTC (link)
Yuzuya didn't miss a beat. "I was just thinking that your hair and your hands are rather pretty," he informed her, straightening to face her. There was a twinkle in his eyes as he added dryly, "And that it's a shame that it's wasted on someone with such an ugly personality."

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[info]fallen_sumire
2008-02-25 03:40 am UTC (link)
"Oh, ow, Shibata." Sumire held her hands to her face and mock-pouted at him. "How ever am I going to recover from your observations upon my personality? Mm?" She rolled her eyes and curled a long bang around her finger tightly, before an idea struck. Sumire finished her coffee and stood up, looking down her nose at Yuzuya, before stepping in between the small space of their seats. Something, soft and warm, slightly squishy, brushed his ear. Sumire remained just as calm as she gave herself a second cup of coffee.

Coffee garnered, Sumire leaned down next to Yuzuya's ear and purred, "But really, darling, you wouldn't want me any other way." He shivered (shuddered?), she chuckled darkly and walked away from the little room. "Thanks for the meal," she called behind her.

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[info]fallen_yuzuya
2008-02-25 03:43 am UTC (link)
Yuzuya sat back in his chair, relief soaking through his system as she finally left, thank all the gods and their retainers. He picked up his cup of soup, and reached for the newspaper someone had left beside the table.

Victory was his. He had the coffee room all to himself, just the way he liked it. He sipped a little at his soup and perused the paper in peace, reassuring himself over and over that the sensation of her touching him and getting close to him would soon disappear behind the business section and tomato broth.

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