The Exam: IC Community

See, what this place was really missing was ominous darkness. Now we're all fucking set.

[FILTERED TO GANGSEY]

I'm gonna dream a couple storm-proof lanterns just in case this freaky ass sky means we're about to get our shit rocked. We might wanna see if we can find some non-perishables to stash too.

How sure are we that that new puzzle isn't just a tweet from Cher?

If we're at all lucky, we probably only have a few days left of this. But most of us are starving or close to it, and a lot of the food we're getting from ingenious other sources isn't all that appetizing on it's own.

So I have a proposition for everyone - let's make a scavenger soup.

Bring what you have or get what you can that's savoury (a rarity, I know) and we'll throw it together with what we can to make something that's passible.

If you contribute, when it's ready, you get some soup.

Hi. I'm Meg. I guess I'm new. What happens if we don't make toys? Cause I'm not making toys.

The biscuits are terrible.

Every0ne that’s worried and c0nsidering someth1ng drastic, don’t.

Mr. Tony is really sick and Peter got taken away. I wanna find a medicine but I gotta make more bears all day and I left Teddy at home but he’s not a real doctor just pretend so it doesn’t help none. But now who’s gonna open the veggie jar for dinner?

This game is mean.

I pray Sending by this device works.

I am Aribeth de Tylmarande, once of Neverwinter, paladin of Tyr. I am newly arrived. May I help?

They keep taking us.

Are we going to do anything to get them back?

Dolores was with us from the beginning. Its not right that they take people away.

Does anyone know why some of us were unable to cross the border this morning? It's a little counter-productive if you ask me.

I don't know much about this place, but I can guess that the border is the last place you want to act up.

Don't give anyone a reason to shoot you, or they will.

Well that's an oopsie doodle dandy.

Hi, I'm Kobik! Where do I get more chocolatey eggs?

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS* & DECLAN (I suppose)]

Time for some fucking Marco Polo I guess. Parrish? You better not have left me to deal with this communist garbage without you. Where is everybody? Any of you assholes read Russian or Bulgarian or whatever the fuck these cans are in? This shit reminds me of K

[*OOC: If they've had friendly (for Ronan) interactions, you're probably good to go here, but feel free to ping me if you're not confident.]

This snow reminds me of home.

[EDDIE]
I haven't heard from you for a while. Still in one piece?

Pan and I want to make these:

( Cut for picture )

Does anyone know how to make them?

Who wants to help me wrap tin foil around the contents of a room?

Since nobody else seems to be bothered, I've taken the liberty of making a list of potential perpetrators anyone I, Lucifer, can potentially think of, who may be behind our mass captivity. It is by no means an exhaustive list.

• My father. If anyone had already had a god complex... The caveat here is that it makes little sense that I wasn't included in the first round of experiments.


• My mother. Last I saw her I was literally sending her through a portal to create a new world. It would be just like her to then pull me into it. But again, this is round two.


• My brother. Has recently discovered that he was my father's favorite all along, enlarging his already oversized head. I have reason to believe he's got his powers back as well, AND he would definitely do a test run prior to bringing me in. Just maybe not such a gruesome test run.


• Someone else.


• One of us. Like that delightfully cheesy horror movie where their captor was the corpse on the floor all along, someone here is calling the shots.

Feel free to add to the list or name your best suspects!

Sup.

So Canada, eh? Guess I'll take the hockey jersey. No way I'm wearing those dresses.

I'm Michelle. Just call me MJ. It's easier.

So I bought oreo cookies because I thought I remembered liking them, but it turns out I don't actually like them. Does anyone want them? I don't want them to be wasted. It's weird forgetting the sort of food you liked when you were alive.


[ooc: they are filled with toothpaste, so sorry whoever ends up with them]

Why.

[Filtered to Red Team]
Hello, Red Team! I wanted to start by saying that we're currently in FIRST place and that wouldn't be possible without the help of our talented pranksters! So let's take a moment to appreciate the hard work of Harley, Ivy, Bucky, Raven, Hermione, Steve with the good hair, Charlie (and his helpers!) and Markus. Extra thanks to Harley for participating both days so far! You are a real champ. I also want to apologize for the inconvenience of the spotty network connections last night. I've restored everything to normal today. Hooray!

For everyone who hasn't participated yet, don't worry. You can continue to sit out if you prefer. However, if you're looking for ways to jump in still, feel free to comment here if you feel more comfortable collaborating with somebody else, or need a bit of help getting started. If you just don't have it in you to be a prankster but want other way to contribute to the team, maybe you can do something like make matching team buttons or neat hats. I could also use some help coming up with an official team name that we can vote on. Maybe some sort of acronym for RED? Share your thoughts!

And also a reminder, I'm sure nobody has been purposefully intending to harm or harass anyone, but please continue to keep in mind the no bullying policy! There's been some complaints on the network of people that do not wish to participate in the games, and that's fine, we shouldn't question their reasoning. Just be respectful! :)

Umm and finally, have a nice day. I can do a coffee run for anybody who suffered last night from the caroling. More energy for revenge!