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Tweak says, "God's not in this time of year"

e-li-jah :: puss (woodelijah) wrote in evagor,
@ 2008-05-26 23:03:00

Okay, y'all, I'm pretty bored, so I decided it was time to amuse myself. Or rather, make all of you guys amuse me. I'm going to enable anonymous comments and y'all can ask me any question you want to, just for shits and giggles. I'm a little fearful of what might come up, but HEY. What can you do.

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	(Anonymous) 2008-05-27 06:36 am UTC (link)
	If you went gay for anyone who would it be? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	woodelijah 2008-05-27 01:48 pm UTC (link)
	Steve McQueen. Because he's the man, and really, who could say no to Steve McQueen? I'll tell you who, no one. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-05-27 06:43 am UTC (link)
	Who was the first person you made out with, and what did you do? Also, where was it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	woodelijah 2008-05-27 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	She was the older sister of one of Hannah's friends, I was about 14, and it was the most horribly awkward moment of my life. I've tried, without much success, to block it out. But it was at my mom's place in the backyard and my sister caught us and started SCREAMING. She likes to bring it up at family gatherings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sjohs 2008-05-28 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I kissed you, but technically we didn't make out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	woodelijah 2008-05-28 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Nope, not technically making out, because if we had, I probably would've thrown up on you. :D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-05-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
	If you could change your sex for one day, what would you do? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	woodelijah 2008-05-27 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	Stare at my boobs? Um...I don't even know, probably do something I do anyway, but not feeling self-conscious about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2008-05-28 04:47 am UTC (link)
	The way you phrased this sounds like staring at your boobs is something you probably do anyway, as in already do. And I'm not the one who asked the question but, being me and your resident torturer, I had to point it out. GOD, HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GUESS WHO THIS IS. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	woodelijah 2008-05-28 11:55 am UTC (link)
	I stare at my boobs all day long. OH LORD, HOW WILL I EVER EVER GUESS. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-05-27 06:49 am UTC (link)
	If you could "live" in a movie forever, what movie would it be- and what character would you play? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	woodelijah 2008-05-27 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	I've been thinking about this one for a while now, and I think just for the pure amusement, I'd want to be Marty McFly in the first Back to the Future. Basically, I think time travel would be awesome. I'm sure there's a more introspective answer to this question, I just haven't thought of it yet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2008-05-28 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	If you were a puppet, what kind of puppet would you be? (sock, hand, marionette, etc) (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2008-06-01 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	You are ridiculous and I love every minute of it. (Reply to this)