쉘리 I whip my hair like Bang Bang (sdk) wrote in eskimo_kiss,
\o/ Name: Shelly; also known as the Official Ironer of DeRo Love Age: Adult-like, older-than-dirt, too old to vid figure skating anymore Location: THE IGLOO. YOU CAN NOT KICK ME OUT. NO NO NO NO NO. What position are you applying for and, in one sentence, explain why you are qualified? PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO THE CONTROLLER - I can totally set up all those romantic dates by the pool and stuff. And whenever I need research about dating and the perfect boyfriend, you'll be there, right, Axel? I mean, Dr. Schwarz? I mean Dr. Steinkamp-Schwarz? You are locked in the ice rink overnight. Do you (a) call to get out (because of course you have ample minutes on your phone), (b) dramatically beat against the door as mascara tears stream from your eyes, or (c) cheerfully freeze until morning, since you know fanfic's cure for hypothermia? ALL OF THE ABOVE. Because while I might have ample minutes on my phone, I will have found out Tobias died while I was locked in the ice skating rink and use them all up in my grief. Then cue raccoon eyes until I remember the joys of hypothermia, and cheerfully wait for a fellow Eskimo to rescue me! Fandoms (in addition to AWZ, obviously): Harry Potter would be the big one. I like lots of stuff but I only have time to be fannish over a couple. I flail about Community lots tho and adore anything Whedon. Fannish activities, past/present/future (vidding, fic, meta, etc.; if you lurk, that's okay too - interested in dipping your toe into anything in the future?) I vid, I sometimes convince myself to write and draw things, I icon, and I flail lots. Prosecco, raki, or Maximum+vodka? (Not that we encourage imbibing of alcohol while on the clock.) VODKA/MAXIMUM ALL THE WAY BABY. I enjoy my Prosecco, and will never turn down sharing a raki or too, but only one drink gives me happy party disco times in the Steinkamp Lift and that's the power of Maximum. GIMME.