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So, I hear there are peeps from back home running around here, but I keep missing them somehow.

Right. So if a bloke wanted to have a little fun round here, what do you suppose he'd do?  I've run out of bloody ideas just now ...

ALEC McDowell! If this is your idea of some joke! I don't like it one bit, I swear to the blue lady, I will learn to pick up a gun and shoot your ass for this, I will go back on my word to never use a gun again! Where in the hell did you put me? I know this ain't Terminal City no more, it is too clean.