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Does anyone know how to drive a tractor?

Or more to the point, how to stop a tractor from driving?

I have heard there is a singles list. I would like to see that, if I may. Or at least a link to it. And I'd like to be put on it. Damien Thorn, under... well.. I like guys and girls. Mmmmmm. Fun times.

And if anyone would like to offer themselves to a young, naughty dark-haired youth like myself... I would be happy to oblige in making sure you have a good time. I sort of excelled in it back in my world. And besides, I'm horny

Well, okay.. at least I'm not here completely with no explanation. A note says something about how I was likely about to meet my demise. Heh.. yeah, that actually does make sense to me. I'm a bit used to it. Not so sure about the catalyst thing, though

Do we still got businesses here? Corporations? What about churches... or huge buildings. Though I don't mind a good bar, or perhaps a private area to go to. Oh well, I should probably introduce myself now. My name is Damien Thorn.