Not bad! Plus, she already had a job when she moved in (in the sports career track) and...well, she wasn't rich, but she's got a bunch of skills already including a lot of creativity. Guess who's gonna be painting portraits?! :D
Ash: Hey, congratulations on being hot! :D
And then they decide to christen their new house by having a pillow fight. They do this A LOT.
PILLOW FIGHT SPAM because these two are so cute XD
Then I put Pam to work painting Ash's portrait. She wanted more skills anyway.
Starsky watches.
Done! Although it's a bit dark...I'll probably have her do another one later. I always do still-life paintings cuz sims hate sitting still XD
Ash teaches Starsky the art of speaking.
AWWWW he just LOVES his kitty ^__^
Started talkin' shit, and whadda ya know, I reached back like a pimp and I slapped a ho!
Really it was just a water balloon but LOL.
Pam is good at the painting :D
BAD KITTY D:
Yeah, so...I told them they couldn't have children until they got a few more promotions and made some money. I guess I overworked them a TAD.
Oh and in case you were wondering? Ash is STILL raging about the robber breaking into his house. ): HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING GET OVER IT. But the WEIRDEST THING?? When I look at Ash's relationships, his daily and lifetime score with the GUY WHO ROBBED HIS HOUSE keeps freaking GOING UP AND UP. LIKE WTF. Last I checked, it was in the 80's! Ash hasn't had any contact with this man, ever! I don't understand this at all @__@
So, I finally decided they were bringing in an adequate amount of money for spending on children-y things.
Pam: BLARRGGGHHH! Why is this happening?!
I gave her a makeover, as she is about to be a mom and all so I thought she should look more grown-up or whatever XD
This made me sad. Starsky wandered into the room, wanting a hug from Ash. But he was sleeping, so he wandered over to Pam to get a hug, only she was sleeping too, so he just curled up on the floor :(
Pam: OMFG WHAT?!
And look who's quick to take her spot! D'awww.
Ash had the day off, so I had him play with the counterfeit machine.
Jeez he looks SO EVIL.
Ash: I'll provide for my family alright! MWAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!! *only makes like a hundred bucks, and ends of setting the machine ON FIRE*
Ash: LOL we could probably fit him into a toy airplane.
Pam: :|
LOL, they were just pissed because they couldn't get to the phone (I moved the phone so I could take this pic)
XD I thought these interactions were hilarious. Rock paper scissors!
Ash: Congratulations, you're hot!
Then they had an impromptu bathroom marriage because I realized they were still just engaged, and I didn't have the money for a wedding parrtayyyy.
XD I swear, they don't really need children, Starsky IS THEIR BABY.
Random Townie who I thought was pretty.
But apparently Random Townie pisses Ash off.
Almost there!
Pam: Whoa!!
Random Townie: Ew. Is she getting more pregnant while I'm in the room??
I put her in better pj's XD
Ash attempts to teach Starsky to roll over.
Starsky: Want bed. Want bed.
And where does he go? Not his nice new pet bed that I bought him...
...he goes straight to Ash and Pam's bed!
Ash, WTF. You're about to be a dad! XD
And very soon, might I add, because....
...later that night she goes into THE LABOR.
Ash is right there for the hand-off :D Meet Evan, who got all of his father's coloring; blond hair, gray eyes, and Ash's skintone.
Awwww.
Meanwhile, THIS HAPPENED:
TWINS. This is Ashlyn, a girl. She has her mother's hair, and Ash's eyes and skintone.
Ash is still being a good daddy in the other room.
And here's a closer pic of Evan, because I mean, it's not like every baby looks the freaking same and all >__>;
When I loaded up the game again, I took a shot of the loading screen.
Pam is all, "Somebody take this!"
Okay, look at his Relationships, and look at the robber man! 91?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? WTH.
He's lecturing AN INFANT for filling her diaper. WTF ASH.
Pam, surviving. Barely. XD
I guess Ash is fed up with all the crying too.
I forgot why I took this.
A MOMENT OF PEACE. For serious, these children DID NOT STOP CRYING. EVER. >_<
Alright so I had taken more pics of the babies, and their birthday, but I messed up the screenshots and none of them came out D: But believe me, nothing interesting happened! XD Evan and Ashlyn grew up, and so here they are as toddlers.
EVAN:
Evan. GOOD LORD. He got a MONSTROUS chin, and you can't see it right now, but pretty much NO NOSE AT ALL. Is this my punishment for making fun of Krillin? D: I really hope he grows a nose over time :\
ASHLYN:
Ashlyn is definitely cuter, although that pointy nose is a bit worrisome.
They did a lot of screaming as toddlers too, and their poor parents were both exhausted so they just had to deal with it for a while.
You know, he doesn't look quite so bad as he did in the game XD
Although that....nonexistence that would have been his nose...DAAAANG.
He doesn't like it either.
Ashlyn REALLY wants out. Or maybe she's just terrified of her brother.
Ash: I don't care if you're a deformed little elf, you're still my sunshine on a cloudy day.
Ashlyn: *SQUEEZE!*
And the Starsky abuse begins XD
I was pretty worried about Evan and his lack of nose, so I decided to shrink Ash down and see if his toddler form looked anything like his son, and...
I feel much better. XD
A funny thing happened when I grew Ash back though...
LOL, whoops. Forgot to tell Pam to put him down! I bet she was confused as to why her husband was a toddler for about two minutes.
Ash: Who's daddy's little mutant?! Evan: :DDDD
This woman walked by, and thinking of later generations, I had somebody greet her.
She lavished attention on the cute little troll. XD
He may be more on the fug side for now, but I have to admit, he's cute!
So that's where you get that from XD
Ash finds time to play with Starsky.
He also finds time to have a date with Pam :D
Hey thanks lady!!
BIRTHDAY TIME. FINALLY T__T
Wow, she came out cute!
She even grew into her nose!
Evan, though....well, brace yourselves!
He looks pretty cute, from the front...
BUT GOOD LORD. Still no nose! D: the kid's a freak show!