So we begin this exciting (LOL) installment of the Braden Legacy with Mr. Ashley here on the phone with his new best friend, the Garden Club Grandma....I still can't remember her name >___>;;
Well, he did need to up his social meter. Next, Ash showcases his mad art skillz or lack thereof.
He had been rolling wants to get various animals. So I figured hell, he's never going to achieve his dreams of having 20 kittens or puppies, but he can at least have one! So everybody meet Starsky.
And the first thing Starsky does when he enters his new home?
...HE GOES APE-SHIT ON THE CHAIR. Rage much, cat? So I got him a few toys to play with.
STARSKY SPAM!!
A calm kitty is a GOOD KITTY. NO SMASHING TOKYO OK?
AWWW.
Anyway, back to Ash's life XD It wasn't all that happening while I was focusing on the cat, trust me. So this chick walks by, and I have him greet her and see how things go.
Chick: Oh hell yeah baby, I love that blonde hair!
Yeah but I don't think I like your face much, chicky...
Ash: *waits patiently for her to put his cat down so he can play with him*
All he ever wants to do is play with his cat!
...So anyway, he had met this chick Jill Turner when I had him jet over to a nightclub once, and he kept thinking about her so I had him invite her over. She's not bad-looking...he has 2 bolts with her, anyway.
And so Ash begins to work his charm on her. SPAMMMM.
Ash: *crushcrush*
Then that other chick came over and wanted to get a hug from Jill too XD
Chick: I CAN HAS HUG 2?!1 Jill: BITCH PLZ.
LATER THAT NIGHT:
All was peaceful, all was quiet....until THIS HAPPENED!
Burglar: *sneaksneaksneak*
Holy crap. Let's zoom in for a sec!
HELLO!! Here's somebody who fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, and landed in a puddle of FAIL. WOW. FUGLY AWARD, YOU EARNED IT.
Fugly King Burglar Awww shi...why you have alarm?!11
Officer Lady: OMFG GET OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN ARREST YOU!!
Yeah, you can hit his face as much as you wanna, I really don't think it'll fix it.
Ash: YEAH!! GET 'IM!!
VIEW FROM INSIDE THE CLOUD:
And Ash gets bored and goes inside just as the fight ends XD
And now for the first of MANY, MANY emo-fits:
You DO know that he didn't actually TAKE ANYTHING, right? And also that you made $500 out of the deal...RIGHT?!
Meanwhile, Starsky has been sleeping peacefully! GOOD KITTY.
Ash: Gurhhh ick bleghhh!!
And you want 20 of these things?? *eyeroll*
Anyway, the next day I have him go outside because he needs to skill up in order to get a promotion.
Ash: *GASP*
Ash: *giggle* BOOBS!! 8D
Ash: Huh? Where'd the boobs go?
Ooooh you're gonna GET IT XD
Lady: GR! HOW DARE YOU GAZE AT MY BOOBS FROM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY SEE ME!!
Lady: GRRR!!!
Ash: There they are!
Later that night... LOL I love how they're both dreaming of Ash!
And then...he gets up and rages over that woman... O_o
Ash: RAR! How dare she yell at me for looking at her boobs through a telescope!!
Yeah, it wasn't YOUR FAULT or anything...
Later that night, IT SNOWED. I was taking a chance on that, because my computer is laggeriffic when it comes to changing seasons, ESPECIALLY winter, and lo and behold, it lagged so much that I just couldn't put up with it for very long. However, I did get to play with it some!
I immediately made him build a snowman.
This passer-by who stole Ash's hairstyle came over and helped.
Then he had to go to work, so the lot was sad and empty until this penguin came by!
Penguin: So like, peace, and stuff.
Annnnd hold the phone...
GAH. ASH WHERE ARE YOU!? dundunDUNNNN.
And that's where I leave you! I've played past this point but agh uploading pictures is asdkjfsaldfafhwea!!1 As if keysmashing is an appropriate emotion. XD Anyway, much more to come! Will Ash get home in time to meet this pretty lady? Will some other stuff happen?! OMG. Stay tuned. Or something XD