Kurama: "As a special treat for all you loyal fans, we would like to present to you our own version of "Mr. Wrong" right here on our show."
Kade: "If you've never seen the movie before, it stars Ellen DeGeneres, my favorite comedian, and it comes on HBO once in a while...you can also rent it if you want. I think it's pretty funny. The movie you're about to see is a parody of the real one."
Oni: "Yeah, and we're finally gonna use that big screen that's always hanging up there!"
Suki: "Bet you all thought it was just for show, huh?"
Yusuke: ::presses random buttons on the remote control...he isn't exactly a technical genius:: "Why won't this stupid thing work?"
Rose: ::rolls her eyes:: "You're doing it wrong!" ::grabs the remote control and presses the 'play' button:: XP "There ya go."
Yusuke: -_-
Jesscheaux: ::comes in balancing many bowls of popcorn:: "Somebody wanna get the lights?"
Kuwabara: ::follows behind her, with an armload of soda cans:: "I would, but my arms are full and I can't..." ::almost drops a can, but catches it just in time::
Sam: "I'll do it!" ::runs over to dim the lights::
::Everyone sits down in the chairs with a bowl of popcorn and a can of soda, and the movie begins::
Valentine's Day. To any woman who had met that special somebody, it was a day to show that person how much you cared, to realize how lucky you were to have him or her in your life and cherish the time the two of you spent together. It was all about love, man. But to any woman who was unlucky enough not to have a boyfriend, or even a date for that matter, Valentine's Day was just a cruel reminder of that fact. That was the case for a young woman currently engaged in the task of driving to work, who went by the name of Jesscheaux. Her search for Mr. Right was not exactly turning out to be a great success, and now it was Valentine's Day, which meant she would be forced to watch all her other co-workers recieve flowers and candy from their significant others while she just wallowed in her pool of lonliness. She stared out the window of her car, already seeing couples holding hands while walking down the sidewalk, even though it was still pretty early to be outside. She arrived at work, parking her car and entering the building. As she passed yet another smiling youg couple on the way in, she began to wonder if she would ever find that kind of happiness. "Jesscheaux!" Turning around, Jesscheaux noticed one of her co-workers, Oni, holding a large bouquet of red roses. "Oh hey Oni, what's up? Did you get those from Heero?" "Yeah!" Oni grinned. "I think he loves me, Jess!" Jesscheaux managed a small smile. "That's awesome, Oni. Really, I'm happy for you." She stepped into her office as Oni left with a smile on her face, carrying to flowers off to put them in some water. Jesscheaux turned to shut the door, catching her reflection in the glass door while doing so. She certainly wasn't ugly, and most people couldn't understand why she didn't have a boyfriend yet. Her big, green eyes briefly examined the image in the mirror, seeing a young woman of about five foot seven in height, dressed in a pair of jeans and a long-sleeved purple shirt, with long medium-brown hair that was quite curly that day, just the way she liked it. She let the door shut, turning away from the door and sitting down at her desk. Jesscheaux was prepared for another long session of work. There was nothing special about this day for her. After a few minutes of looking over the latest paperwork, there came a knock on her office door. "Come in," she called without looking up. The door opened, and a tall young man with short, curly orange hair stepped into the office. He wore a plain white t-shirt, a black leather jacket, blue jeans, and a hopeful grin. "Good morning, Jess," he said. Jesscheaux smiled politely at him and stood up. "Morning Kuwabara, what can I do for you?" Kuwabara walked over to her and proceeded to give her a big hug. "I just wanted to let you know how great you are." Jesscheaux hugged him back, somewhat reluctantly. "Well, thanks...you tell me that every day, you know." Kuwabara continued to hug her. "You need to be told that every day, Jess. I also want you to know that I'm not giving up on you so easily." Jesscheaux sighed slightly. She knew that Kuwabara liked her a lot, but she felt differently. She just didn't think a relationship with a co-worker would work out and she was hesitant to even try it. As she remained in Kuwabara's embrace, a feeling of awkwardness came over her. "Okay Kuwabara, thank you for that, but you know there's a time for a hug to end and now would be that time..." "Alright." Kuwabara reluctantly released his hold on her and headed for the door. He stopped after opening it and turned back to her. "Hey, listen, if you want to do something later on...I mean if you want to grab something to eat tonight..." "Kuwabara...." Jesscheaux began, trying to figure out how to let him down gently. It wasn't the first time Kuwabara had asked her on a date, so she knew he was used to it. Still, it didn't make rejecting him any easier. Kuwabara sighed before she could say anything more. "I know. Never hurts to ask, though," he said with a smile. "I'll see you later, Jess." With that, he disappeared down the hall and the door closed after him. The day passed rather swiftly for Jesscheaux as she sat at her desk, working hard as usual. Before she knew it, it was time for her lunch break. Oni was kind enough to stick her head into the office to remind her that it was break-time. "And quit working so hard," Oni said as she left the room, "you're making the rest of us look bad!" Jesscheaux laughed and followed Oni out of the room. She was thinking of going to the break room, where all the other employees usually went, but something made her change her mind. Instead, she decided to go to the new cafe just across the street. She had been meaning to go there ever since the building was finished, but had never really gotten around to it. Now was the perfect time. She entered the new cafe, immediately liking what she saw. The walls were painted a light purple, and the tables were colored dark purple. White chairs were pushed up to the tables, and the radio was playing softly in the background. There weren't too many people in the building, as the cafe wasn't really that popular yet. Jesscheaux went up to the counter to order something to eat, but failed to notice a young man who had the exact same intentions. "What can I get for you today?" Asked the person at the register. "A Coca-Cola, please," said Jesscheaux and the young man in unison. Jesscheaux looked up, finally noticing him. His long, crimson-red hair cascaded past his shoulders, accenting his emerald green eyes. Dressed in a short-sleeved white polo shirt that was tucked neatly into his khaki pants and held in place with a black belt, he seemed to have a very elegant and calm demeanor, which seemed quite unusual but attractive nonetheless. "You're a fan of Coca-Cola too?" He nodded. "Yes, it would appear so." Jesscheaux smiled at him. "That's amazing...people are always asking me why I like Coca-Cola, and I'm always hearing about how Pepsi is SO much better than Coca-Cola...it's really nice to meet somebody who hasn't been brainwashed." He smiled slightly. "Yes indeed it is." Then he realized he hadn't told her his name and extended his right hand. "Dear me, I apologize. I have not introduced myself yet. My name is Suuichi Minamino, and it is very nice to meet your aquaintance." Jesscheaux grinned and shook his hand. "My name is Jesscheaux, but you can call me Jess. It's nice to meet you, too." She couldn't stop looking at him, and suddenly felt herself blushing. "Would you mind terribly if I joined you for lunch?" Suuichi wondered. Jesscheaux could only shake her head in reply, wondering if she had finally met somebody special.
----->THE NEXT DAY<-----
Jesscheaux practically skipped into her office, singing lightly and feeling as though nothing in the world could ruin her great mood. Lunch with Suuichi had gone perfectly. He was such an amazing person, and she could only hope that things would continue to go as great as they did yesterday. Oni opened the door, noticing Jesscheaux's high spirits right away. "Hiya Jess! Did you have a nice Valentine's Day?" Jesscheaux nodded at her co-worker. "The best! I had lunch with a guy..." Oni stepped into the office, looking very interested. "Really? C'mon, let's hear about it! Is he your boyfriend yet?" "No, no," Jesscheaux said, but was interrupted by the door opening again. She watched as a woman with an armload of roses stumbled in. "Jesscheaux...these came for you from 1-800-FLOWERS..." she said as she laid the five dozen roses on the desk and then left the room. "Holy Sake!" Oni gasped. "And he isn't your boyfriend, Jess?" Jesscheaux grinned. "Well, I guess he is..." She looked up as Kuwabara entered the room. "Hey Kazuma," she greeted him. Kuwabara noticed all the roses on the desk, but said nothing about them. "Hi Jess." He gave her a rather half-hearted smile, as if he just realized that Jesscheaux had a new boyfriend and it certainly wasn't him. He looked a bit disappointed, but was trying not to let it show. Jesscheaux felt bad for him, but what could she do? As Kuwabara turned to exit the room (what, no hug today?) she called "Hey, are we still going to watch the game tomorrow night?" They weren't a couple, but they were still friends after all. Kuwabara turned to her and nodded before disappearing down the hall. The day just wasn't going by fast enough. Suuichi had asked Jesscheaux on a date right after work, and so naturally the day was dragging on and on. The clock seemed to slow down an hour before she was supposed to get out, and it was quite maddening. Finally, the time came for Jesscheaux to leave work, that god-forsaken place, and meet Suuichi at the park for their date. As she hurried on towards the park, Jesscheaux hoped that she looked alright. She didn't want Suuichi to be sorry that he had asked her on a second date. But she soon discarded those worries. After all, what really matters is what's on the inside. Suuichi was sitting on the park bench by the time she got there. He stood up and smiled when he saw her. "Darling, you look ravishing," he said to her. He took one of her hands and kissed it. "Um...thanks," Jesscheaux replied, not used to being called 'darling' and having her hand kissed. The two of them sat down on the bench and talked for a while. Suuichi kept looking at her and smiling warmly, telling her how beautiful she was and how glad he was that he had found her, all the while gripping her hand. Once when Jesscheaux gently tried to pull her hand away, he gripped it even tighter and refused to let go, pretending not to notice. This made her feel a little uneasy, but she just told herself that she was being silly. After all, Suuichi really liked her, of course he would want to hold her hand. That was normal...right?
----->TWO DAYS LATER<-----
Suuichi decided to drop the bomb that night at dinner. The two of them had just ordered their dishes when he reached across the table and took her by the hands. "Jesscheaux, I must confess something to you..." Jesscheaux looked at him inquisitively, wondering what he was going to say. "Okay. What is it?" "You see, the truth is, I am not completely human. I am actually a three hundred year old fox demon and my real name is Kurama. Please know that this does not change the love I have for you, my dear. You mean so much to me and I would be unable to go on without you." Jesscheaux pulled her hands away. "What are you talking about?" A three hundred year old demon? That she could understand why he wouldn't tell her right away, but why would he keep his real name a secret? And how could he love her if they had only known each other for a few days? Kurama seemed to sense her doubt, and reached across the table again to place one of his hands on top of hers. "My dearest Jesscheaux, do you not believe in love at first sight? I felt that strong connection the moment I looked into your gorgeous eyes. We have an amazing thing here, and I do not want to lose it." Jesscheaux shook her head, doubtfully. He was really starting to creep her out with all this lovey-dovey talk...she wasn't sure she felt the same way about him. "I don't know, Suui--I mean, Kurama. You're not the person I thought you were. I think...I mean, what I'm saying is..." She sighed and tried to figure out the best way to break it to him. She took the salt and pepper shakers and decided to create a demonstration. "Okay. Take salt and pepper for example. They go great together, right? But...they don't have to. See, sometimes salt goes fine by itself, or...with other herbs. Kurama, I guess basically what I'm saying is, I want to see other herbs." She forced herself to look him in the eye, so he would not question her sincerity. "Do you understand that?" Kurama just stared at her for a moment, and then he gave her a gentle smile. "Oh honey...listen, I know that you are frightened. I know, and I understand. I am willing to help you get over this fear you have, but I am asking you: jump off a cliff with me." Jesscheaux shook her head, "I don't wanna jump off a cliff, Kurama." "Take this leap with me," Kurama continued. "I know that this relationship will work if you just give it a chance. Just jump off that cliff with me, Jess. Take my hand and jump off the cliff with me." Jesscheaux shook her head again. "Kurama, I'm not jumping off any cliffs..." Kurama took his hand and held it up. "How much do you think I love you, Jess? Enough to break my own finger?" Jesscheaux shut her eyes. "Oh God please no..." Kurama took hold of his pinky finger. "Do you think I love you enough to break my own finger? I will do it, Jesscheaux. I will do it for you." "Don't break your finger, Kurama, that's stupid." CRACK! In one swift motion, the red haired fox demon had broken his pinky finger. Kurama bit his lower lip and winced in pain, but tried to conceal it as best he could. "I did it for you, honey. That is how much I love you..." Jesscheaux stared at him, unsure of what she should do. He was crazy! She knew right then and there that she had to get out of that "relationship" before things got worse. She stood up. "That's enough, okay? Listen, this is not going to work between us Kurama. I'll call the hospital and tell them what happened to you, but after that I'm leaving." With that she left to go use a payphone.
----->THE NEXT DAY<-----
Jesscheaux hadn't heard anything from Kurama for the rest of the night and all morning. She hoped that he understood and was taking it alright. But the second she set foot into her office, she knew that she should have been more clear. Flowers decorated practically every inch of her office--red roses, to be exact. An eight by ten inch color photograph of Kurama sat on her desk in front of several packages and cards. Jesscheaux opened one of the cards and read "We belong together. 'Tis fate, my love. You cannot deny it." In one of the packages, Jesscheaux found a a large t-shirt that said "Keep me close to your heart" inside a thought bubble with a picture of Kurama's face in the upper left corner of the shirt, right where a person's heart would be. Suddenly Kuwabara entered the room, and in a frenzy Jesscheaux swept all of the gifts off her desk so that Kuwabara wouldn't see them. She straightened up and smiled at Kuwabara as he closed the door behind him. "How's it going, Jess?" "Fine," Jesscheaux nodded. "It's going just fine. What's up with you?" As she was looking at him, Jesscheaux began to deeply regret turning him down every time he had asked her out. She wondered if she would ever get another chance with him. She mentally slapped herself for never noticing how cute he actually was. Here she was in a search to find Mr. Right, and he may have been standing in front of her all along. Instead she had gone and found Mr. Wrong...what a mess. "I'm alright," Kuwabara answered. "Listen, I haven't talked to you for a few days and I wanted to make sure you're alright. You've been acting a little strange lately." "I know," Jesscheaux sighed. "I'm fine, though. Really." If a certain red-haired fox boy would leave her alone, that is. Kuwabara nodded. "Okay. Just checking. See ya later, Jess." Jesscheaux waved goodbye to him somewhat sadly, and returned to work.
----->LATER THAT AFTERNOON<-----
"Freedom at last!" Jesscheaux cried out as she finally returned home after work. She got out of her car and turned to her house. Suddenly she stopped dead in her tracks. "What's all this stuff?" There was stuff all over the porch--stuffed animals, balloons, a painting of Kurama, and dozens upon dozens of red roses. Jesscheaux stared at it all in shock. "Enough is enough!" She fumed. Didn't he get it when she told him that she didn't want to see him anymore? She ran up the steps, kicking a hole in the large painting on her way. She opened the door to her house, and screamed. Kurama smiled, holding a bouquet of flowers in his arms. "Why, hello honey. Did you have a nice day at work? I must say, you look more gorgeous than ever on this lovely day. Have I told you lately that I love you?" "How did you get in here?" Jesscheaux ran out of the house. "Stay away from me, Kurama! I told you I don't want to see you anymore, and that means I never want to see you again alright?" Kurama chuckled. "Now now, I know that you are very stressed from work. Do not worry sweetheart, I am here to help. I promise I will always take care of you." He began to walk towards her, and Jesscheaux turned around and ran away from him...unfortunately, in her haste she failed to notice the 1-800-FLOWERS truck coming up the street as she ran across it...not until it was too late anyway.
----->IN THE HOSPITAL<-----
"Unnhhh," Jesscheaux mumbled as she regained consciousness. She looked up and saw her sister sitting over her. "Good, you're finally awake," her sister said. "You aren't hurt bad, but we were all so worried about you...especially Kurama. But don't you worry, Jesscheaux. Everything is going to be just fine. And after the wedding, you and Kurama will be inseperable!" Jesscheaux blinked. Suddenly Kurama appeared above Jesscheaux's sister. He grinned. "That's right, Sis. Jesscheaux, honey, we are going to get you home and as soon as you recover from your injuries, we can live happily ever after." Dum, dum, DUM! Jesscheaux's eyes went wide with alarm. How was this happening? She held up her left hand and immediately spotted an engagement ring adorning her ring finger."Ohhhhhh," she groaned, too weak to say much else. Then she passed out.
----->LATER THAT NIGHT<-----
When Jesscheaux came to, it was after dark. She noticed Kurama sitting in a chair at the foot of her bed, asleep and snoring lightly. She knew right away that she had to get the heck out of there and as far away from Kurama as humanly possible. She slid out of bed and hurriedly put her shoes on. Running over to the window, she opened it up, taking great care not to wake the sleeping fox. Jesscheaux climbed out the window (good thing her room was on the first floor!) and was nearly home-free...until the window decided to slam and awaken Kurama. "Oh no!" Jesscheaux dropped to the ground and ran just as Kurama opened the window. "Honey! Where are you going?" He wondered. "Come back, sweetheart, you need your rest!" He jumped out the window and began to run after her. "Darling, you must not strain yourself! Please listen to me! I love you Jesscheaux, you and I were meant to be!" Jesscheaux ran faster. However, she wasn't fast enough, and Kurama had caught up with her very quickly. "Come back to the hospital, Angel," he called as he ran down the street beside her. Jesscheaux glared at him. "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "Crazy for you, my love," Kurama replied. He lunged for her, wrapping his arms around her and making her stop. "You are still injured, Jesscheaux. You are in no condition to be exercising." Exercising? This guy just couldn't get through his thick skull the fact that she did NOT want to be with him! How dense could one person be, anyway? She cringed as she felt him sniff her hair. "What a lovely shampoo..." He said with a sigh. "Ah, how I love you. I must say, even though you have just been hit by the 1-800-FLOWERS truck, you still look as beautiful as ever. You know, I have also been hit hard...by the LOVE truck, that is." Jesscheaux had had enough at this point. Screw being nice, this was getting way out of control. She lifted one of her feet and brought it down hard on one of his. When Kurama released his hold on her to clutch his aching foot, she stepped away from him. "Kurama, LISTEN TO ME!" Kurama looked up at her, hopping on one foot. "Yes, my darling, I am all ears..." "Kurama, I DON'T LOVE YOU! Okay? I never did love you and most likely I never WILL love you. You need to understand that, and you need to LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE!" Kurama's eyes filled with sadness upon hearing her words. "Honey...I think you've taken a harder hit to the head than I thought. Come with me, your fiance is going to make everything alright again." He reached for Jesscheaux's arm, but she pulled away before he could touch her. "HELP!" Jesscheaux screamed, and began to run down the street away from Kurama. "HELP ME! SOMEBODY HELP!" Kurama chased after her. "Darling, what are you doing? I'm right here!" Jesscheaux gave him a look of bewilderment. "Yeah but that's the problem, you're over here and I want you to go over there! Leave me alone! HELP!" She went back to yelling for help. "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" A shadow fell over the two of them, and suddenly they both stopped in their tracks. "Is this man bothering you, Jess?" Jesscheaux looked at the stranger hopefully. "Kuwabara?" The stranger stepped into the light of the street lamp, and they saw that it was indeed Kuwabara. He looked at Kurama. "You'd better get out of here and leave her alone if you know what's good for you!" Kurama scowled at Kuwabara. "I will do no such thing! I will fight for this woman, because I love her!" Kuwabara held up a hand, creating a ball of orange energy that soon extended into a weapon shaped like a sword. "Well so do I, punk! So get ready to be defeated at the hands of Kazuma Kuwabara!" Jesscheaux gasped. Kuwabara loved her? Despite the situation, she felt her heart swell with happiness. Kuwabara loved her! She smiled at Kuwabara, who caught her eye and blushed. "You get him good, Kazuma!" Jesscheaux cheered for him. "Thanks, Jessi," Kuwabara grinned. Kurama, meanwhile, was one unhappy camper. First his fiance tells him that she doesn't love him, then another guy comes to take her away, and NOW that Kuwabara fellow thought he was going to beat him! Kurama clenched his fists, and reached behind his head to take the rose he kept stored in his hair for just such an occasion. "Rose Whip!" He shouted, and the rose extended into a long, thorned whip. "You will not win the love of my life over so easily!" He growled. "We'll see about that!" Kuwabara retorted. "SPIRIT SWORD GET LONG!" The orange sword grew to ten times its normal length, hitting Kurama square in the stomach and sending him flying into the brick wall a hundred yards away. "Uhnnhhh," Kurama groaned in pain as he slumped to the ground. "I was wrong," he said as Kuwabara moved towards him. "I am not man enough for Jesscheaux and therefore unworthy of her love. However, you have defeated me with such ease...I will no longer stand in your way. The love the two of you have for each other is plain to see. I have been blind to the truth for much to long." Then he fainted. Kuwabara shrugged. "Works for me." Then he started laughing. "Man, that was really easy!" He looked over to Jesscheaux as he made his Spirit Sword disappear, and the two ran to each other. "Kuwabara, you were so awesome!" Jesscheaux gushed. "I can't thank you enough!" She hugged him tightly. Kuwabara hugged her back, but after a few minutes he said, "Okay Jesscheaux, you know there's a time for a hug to end..." Jesscheaux let go, laughing. "Okay, I guess I deserved that." Kuwabara smiled at her. "Would I be out of line if I asked you to be my girlfriend?" Jesscheaux took his hand in hers. "Of course not, and I would be honored to be your girlfriend, Kazuma Kuwabara. I should have said that a long time ago." Kuwabara's face lit up like a lightbulb. "Really? This is so great! How about we go on our first date tonight? We could go eat dinner somewhere..." Jesscheaux nodded. "That sounds perfect." They walked off together. Jesscheaux had finally found Mr. Right, and he had been right in front of her all along. Everything had turned out to be okay in the end. But what about Kurama? Sometime after the happy new couple had left to go on their first date together, somebody arrived on the scene to give the fox a helping hand. "Are you alright?" A young woman knelt down beside Kurama, a look of concern in her eyes. Kurama gazed upon the face of his saviour. "...Do you believe in love at first sight?" The girl, a demon with long black hair, ice-blue eyes and cat-like ears, smiled down at him. "I do now..." She helped him to his feet. "My name is Suki...want to go for ice cream?" Kurama nodded. "That would be lovely. 'Suki'...what a nice name." They linked arms and headed for the ice cream parlor down the street. It looked like everything really DID turn out alright in
THE END!
[AN: And there you have it. I had to shorten it and change a lot of things, especially at the end because I didn't want the story to get too long...but that's basically what happened in the movie. Except at the end, Mr. Wrong didn't end up with another girl...I felt sorry for Kurama so I made it so he had a happy ending too. Hope ya liked it!]
Jesscheaux: "Yeah, I thought it was pretty good too."
Kurama: "My character was beaten so easily..." ::looks embarrassed:: "I am certain that would never happen in real life."
Oni: "Well it's just a movie, bro!"
Kurama: "Yes, I know. I apologize, I am making a fuss over something that does not matter much."
Yusuke: “Well, why don’t we bring out the guest?"
Kurama: "Alright, please allow me to introduce the somewhat dim-witted, but nevertheless incredibly powerful super saiyan, Son Goku!"
Goku: ::walks out with a big dopey grin plastered across his face, waving to the cheering fans:: "Hi everybody!" ::laughs:: "Boy this sure is fun! I haven't been on TV for a while!"
Kade: “Hi Goku! Welcome to The Hiei & Kurama Show! This is our first episode since we came over here, to Mediaminer!”
Goku: ^_^ “Wow, I’m so honored!” ::sits down in one of the chairs:: “How come you left Fanfiction.net anyway?”
Oni: “They booted us off!” ::drinks Sake::
Kurama: “Yes, it’s true. Although we’re uncertain of the real reason for that happening.”
Jesscheaux: “I bet it was because Hiei destroyed too many fans!”
Hiei: “I bet it was because most of the cast is composed of pathetic incompetent ningens.”
Kuwabara: “I bet it was because Urameshi was being a baby!”
Yusuke: “I bet it was because the TV people hate juggling and stupid blue spirit beasts!” ::sticks tongue out at Rose::
Rose: “I bet it was because Yusuke is too big of an idiot to be on TV.” XP
Kade: “I disagree with you all–I think it was because we were getting too popular over there and they just couldn’t HANDLE it!”
Everyone: “YEAH!” ::high-five each other::
Goku: ^__^ “I like steak. Do you guys have anything to eat?”
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Kurama: “Er...well, we had a snack table backstage, but I think Yusuke took care of it.”
Oni: “I have some Sake, Goku!” ::offers him a bottle::
Kurama: “Don’t give him THAT, Oni!” ::takes the bottle away::
Goku: “Sake sounds delicious...what is it? Can I have some?”
Oni: -_-U
Kurama: “Goku, I promise that I shall take you out to an all-you-can-eat buffet afterwards, but for now we must go on with today’s show. Would you mind terribly if we began by asking you a few questions?”
Goku: ^_^ “Not at all...umm, what did you say your name was again?”
Kurama: “My name is Kurama.”
Goku: ::does that cute Goku Laugh:: “Oh right. Well, go ahead and ask me anything!”
Hiei: “Hn. How does it feel to be the second stupidest being in the universe?”
Goku: ::blink blink:: “Second? Who’s the first?”
Hiei: ::jerks thumb towards Kuwabara::
Jesscheaux: “My sweetie is NOT stupid, Hiei you baka! Stop picking on him! You know it wouldn’t kill you to be nicer once in a while.”
Hiei: “I’ll try being nicer if he tries being smarter.”
Jesscheaux: ::whaps Hiei::
Hiei: ::death glare:: “How dare you touch the great Hiei!”
Goku: “Gee Hiei, you remind me of Vegeta!” ^_^
Hiei: >_<# “Mention that baka’s name again and I will rip your flesh apart and burn it to ashes.”
Goku: O.o
Kurama: ::sigh:: “Pay no attention to him Goku, he is always in a bad mood.”
Goku: ::scratches his head:: “Alright.”
Yusuke: “Well I have a question, Goku...how many times have you saved the world already?”
Goku: “Ummm...” ::tries to count on his fingers::
Hiei: “Hn, we’ll be here all day...”
Goku: “Well, to tell you the truth I’ve saved the world so many times I completely lost track a long time ago.”
Oni: ::shrug:: “Fair enough. Now...have you ever tried Sake?” ::winks::
Kurama: “Oni!”
Oni: “What? It was just a simple question, Kurama.”
Goku: “Hmm...once Master Roshi gave me something he called ‘beer’ and told me to drink it. After that, I felt really funny. I remember running around screaming something about yellow koala bears coming to get me...then everything went black, and I woke up dressed in a banana suit behind Capsule Corp. Then I puked my guts out.” ::laughs:: “Pretty weird, huh?”
Juu-Kun: “Pretty dumb.”
Goku: “That’s just what Vegeta said, too.”
Hiei: “Hn! Stupid Saiyan Prince, he is such a retard!” ::crosses his arms::
Jesscheaux: “Hey, you fire midget, don’t say that stuff about Vegeta! He’s WAY better than you!”
Hiei: “Indeed not, that baka couldn’t beat his way out of a paper bag!”
Kurama: “I think we should move on to the questions now.”
Suki: “Okay Kurama, you’re right. Hell, you’re always right!” ::goes to get the mail cart for Kurama::
Goku: “Wow, I just love fan mail!” ^_^
Kade: *sigh* “And I just love Yami!”
All: O.O
Kuwabara: “That was random.”
Yusuke: “Completely.”
Kade: “But you know who I HATE?”
All: -_- “We know, we know...Tea.”
Kade: ^_^ “That’s right! I hate that stupid bitchy bimbo of a brunette with every fiber of my being!”
Suki: ::comes back with the mail cart:: “I’m back, now let’s get to reading this stuff before the mail room overflows.”
Kurama: “Okay Goku, you can read the first letter as it’s our tradition to let the guest go first.”
Goku: “Okay, sounds like fun.” ::picks out a letter:: “This one is from Vegeta-Hiei Lover, who writes ‘Yusuke: Don't you think Keiko is taking bitch lessons from Chichi of DBZ? Kurama: If you and Hiei got into a fight, who would win? Hiei: What would you do if Yukina fell in love with you? Tell the truth and I'll give you some sweet snow. Juu-kun: Barney torture was great! Could you do it again, use Teletubbies or Dora the Explorer. Oni: More Stories! More! More! Jin: Go Shinobi Wind Master!! Keiko: Hey, why don't you leave poor Yusuke alone. You keep slapping him like that and something bad might happen. Jess: I really pity you. Marrying Kuwabara. Huh, sweet he may be, but methinks you forgot something very important. He can be incredibly stupid. I know my mother warned me about the stupid ones. Kuwabara: You need to go thru school again. Starting from Pre-K. You can't stick with one girlfriend for more than two months, and now you're getting married?!?!? I really feel sorry for any kids you and Jess have. And lay-off the Hiei-bashing! I really and truly hope Hiei roasts your ass! Koenma: What's the word I'm looking for. . .ah yes, LOSER!!!!! Ahahahaha!! One more thing, you may the Prince of Hell, but once Vegeta gets downs there, I think you may be out of a job. And quit bashing your poor assistant!’”
Yusuke: “Bitch lessons? Well that would explain a lot! It wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Keiko was taking lessons from Chi-Chi.”
Kurama: “If Hiei and I got in a fight? Well...granted that probably would not happen, but if it did I’m sure it would end up as a draw. Unless I changed into my Youko form, of course. I’m certain there is no arguing who would win that fight, isn’t that correct Hiei?”
Hiei: “Hn...” ::in response to the question:: “If Yukina fell in love with me, I would have no choice but to tell her the truth. Otherwise things could get more complicated than even I could deal with. Now, how about that Sweet Snow?” ::drools::
Juu-Kun: “Teletubbies? That’s not a bad idea...” ::smirk:: “I’ll keep that in mind.”
Oni: ^_^ “I’ve got a great story about Kurama, I could tell it now if you all wanna hear it.”
Audience: ::cheering:: “YES, TELL US! TELL US!”
Kurama: “But–”
Oni: ::ignoring her brother:: “Okay! Well, the other day when we both got home from work, Kurama said that he’d make us lunch. So I went to re-stock my Sake supply, and when I came back Kurama was sitting in the living room watching TV...it was Martha Stewart! And get this, he was TAKING NOTES!”
Audience: ::laugh::
Kurama: ::blushing:: “Oni, must you continue to do this?”
Oni: ^_^ “I’m your sister, that’s what I’m here for!” ::gives him a hug:: “Aww you know I love ya right?”
Kurama: ::sigh:: “Of course...moving on, I believe the next question was for–”
Jin: ::stands up in the audience:: “HOLLA!!” ^_^
All: O.O
Keiko: ::also stands up:: “I’ll leave Yusuke alone once he smartens up and learns not to be such a jerk all the time...”
Jesscheaux: “You don’t have to pity me, and Kuwabara isn’t as stupid as everyone says he is! If they’d just give him a chance...”
Kuwabara: “Starting from Pre-K? Well I DID get a 6% on my latest math test. Maybe you’re right.”
Jesscheaux: “Don’t worry Kazuma, I still love you! But I guess it wouldn’t hurt you to study harder, sweetie.”
Kuwabara: “Yeah, I know. Would you help me?”
Jesscheaux: “Of course I would!” ::huggles him:: “I’d do anything for you, ya know.”
Kuwabara: ::blush:: ^_^ “Thanks!”
Koenma: ::stands up from the audience:: “HEY! Nobody calls the Prince of Hell a loser! I happen to be a very dashing, handsome guy! I refuse to let this ‘Vegeta’ character take my job, ha! I’d like to see him try. And if my assistant was smarter than I wouldn’t need to insult him.”
Yusuke: ::reaches over and picks out another letter:: “Okay guys, this letter is from Raven101319, and she writes ‘Hiei: I know that a lot of people think you and Kurama like each other (so not true) but quick little question...how much time do you two spend together? Just yanno wondering. Oh yeah, being human isn't that bad, it's cool cause when you don't sleep you get little black rings under your eyes! Kurama: A have some friends who are obsessed like they watch you sleep obsessed. Just thought that you should know so that you'll be ready when three to five girl faces show up outside your window. Yusuke: Nothing for you ha ha! Kuwabara: At first I didn't like you, you were a major baka, but now you're cool. Kade: O! Tell Yami I said hi k? Yugi's kinda short for a high-schooler don't cha think? Oh another thing, I don't like Tea either, she sounds like an after school special.’”
Hiei: “Kurama and I train together, so we’re hanging around each other quite a bit. Also, he is my–” ::cough:: “best friend” ::cough cough:: “HN!”
Kade: “Aww, Hiei admits that he has friends!” ^_^
Hiei: “Quiet you baka author!” ::crosses his arms::
Kurama: O_O “People watch me in my sleep? Oh dear...my situation is only growing worse.”
Yusuke: -_-
Kuwabara: “Thank you, Raven!” ^_^
Kade: “Okay, I’ll tell Yami you said hi. Yeah, Yugi’s REALLY short for a high-schooler...he’s actually supposed to be sixteen! He’s in his second year of high-school, as is everyone else INCLUDING Seto Kaiba, and in Japan you only have three years of high-school so that would make him a junior by US standards. And oh yeah, Tea definitely sounds like an after school special. She SO does not deserve Yami!”
Yusuke: “Tch, baka Italian!”
Kade: >_<# “YUSUKE!! Yami is EGYPTIAN you idiot!” ::zaps him with the taser she got from Nekura::
Yusuke: O__@
::ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!::
Yusuke: @_@ ::hair sticking way up like Einstein’s, or Hiei’s, with smoke coming off him:: “Uhg...sorry...”
Kade: “Ha! Never insult my koishii again!”
Kuwabara: “You’re what?”
Kade: ::blush:: “Nevermind...”
Hiei: “Hn, let’s just get this over with already.” ::takes a new letter, rips it open and reads it:: “This pathetic letter is from an annoying ningen named QT102, and she writes ‘I would like to say that I'm a very loyal fan to Yu Yu Hakusho. and as such a fan, I am a total fan girl to all the Yu Yu cast. (err, the boys I wish I could date, the girls are my role models.) anyway to the questions! yusuke- do you love kayko and tell the truth! and if you do... why do you act all perverted with other girls. and if you don't, your in denial. I know this because I’m a counselor. I have a degree! Kayko- you're in denial about not loving Yusuke, I know... I have a degree! Kurama- when you were/are Youko, do/did you wash your hair a lot? (it's so shiny and pretty! it must take forever to do!) Hiei- I don't understand what the big deal is about Hn. Who cares if you say it or not? I mean, you're the one saying it, not them. And if some fangirl has a problem with that, then 1.) they aren't fans and 2.) they wouldn't have to listen to you say it if they don't stalk you. Kuwabara and Jessi (the person, not the cat.)- congrats on the engagement! err, but how old are you two? Don't you have to be 18 to get married? BTW, i'm a fan of your Kuwabara. Oh! and how are Jessi (the cat, not the person.) and Eikichi. (sp?) getting along? Kade- as always, great job! Rose and oni- tee-hee. now that you have blackmail on your brothers, what do you plan to do?’”
Yusuke: “Tch! I’d like Keiko better if she didn’t slap me around all the time...” ::mumble mumble:: “And I’m no more of a pervert than any other guy!”
All: ::roll their eyes::
Keiko: “I’m not in denial, I don’t love Yusuke...how could I love such a JERK?!”
Kurama: “Yes, I washed my hair all the time in my Youko form, and I still do. In fact I made my own shampoo.”
Hiei: “Hn. Yes, I completely agree with you. It’s not their concern if I like to say ‘hn’ or not.”
Kuwabara: “Well, we’re only engaged right now. Who knows when the wedding will actually be? And I think you’re allowed to get married when you’re seventeen.”
Kade: “Yeah, a girl I know got married when she was a junior in high-school. She was seventeen.”
Kuwabara: Thanks for being my fan!” ^_^ “And the kittens are doing great, they really like each other.”
Kade: ::bow:: “Thank you!”
Rose & Oni: ::look at each other:: “We’re going to Disney World!” [AN: Ha ha ha, I had to!]
Yusuke: “I wanna come!” ::pout:: “No fair!”
Goku: “Oooh, Disney World! Sounds awesome! I went with Gohan and Goten one year, but man that Mad Tea Party ride was scary!”
All: *sweatdrop*
Jesscheaux: “I’ll read the next letter, guys!” ::takes another letter from the pile:: “This is from DarkWaterKitsune, who writes ‘Kurama-kun: *Sighs* Suki's one damn lucky girl. I'll give her that. Ya know, I had a mistress named Suki after my Jagan eye disappeared(if that doesn't make sense then read my story "Jagan Schoolgirl") and she was pretty cool. Hiei: Where do you keep getting the same damn clothes from? I mean, you take your cloak off at the begining of every battle and somehow you have it back the very next day. And even when Zeru put a hole through it and Bui cut it in half you still had another one the next day! Where do they come from? Same with you bandana that covers your Jagan. Kade: Love your story! To all: I have this really annoying preppy kid at school that won't leave me alone and I HATE HIM, but he *Cough* likes me *Cough* I don't care who kills him but somebody needs to! Kuwabara: You know, you're not all that stupid. I mean, you are noble and all. You got an honor code and stuff and you're not dead yet. If you're still alive then you okay in my book! Yusuke: Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a girl without you hair gel on? Ja ne, everybody! ~DarkWaterKitsune PS: Hiei, I just restocked my freezer with sweet snow and I sent an 18-wheeler delivery truck with sweet snow to the studio. I wasn't sure what kind you wanted so I bought every flavor the store had.’”
Kurama: “Er...” ::looks at Suki, who is sitting on his lap again::
Suki: “Yeah I know, I’m pretty lucky!” ^_^
Hiei: “Hn, I’m just that good.”
Kade: “Yeah, that was a good question for Hiei...I always wondered that too. Hiei! You’re pretty cocky today... ‘I’m just that good.’ And thanks, DWKitsune, glad you like it!”
All: “I’ll do it!”
Juu-Kun: “No, let me! I haven’t killed anyone in...” ::thinks:: “...two hours! I’m going to do it and if any one of you get in my way you’ll be killed as well.” ::smirk::
All: O_O
Kuwabara: “Thank you! Another one who doesn’t think I’m a baka! This is a good day!”
Yusuke: “I look like a girl without hair gel? But everyone else said I looked sexier like that...” ::shrug:: “Oh well! At least I’ll look like a sexy girl!” ::grin::
Hiei: ::drools at the thought of all that sweet snow:: “DWKitsune is now my favorite ningen...”
Kade: “Traitor...”
Goku: ::feels bad:: “Aww Kade, you can be MY favorite ningen!”
Jesscheaux: “What would Chi-Chi say?”
Goku: ::shivers:: “Um...” ::too scared to think about it:: “Can I read the next letter?”
Kurama: “Certainly.” ^_^
Goku: “Alright!” ::picks a new letter:: “This is from Lizzee1, who writes ‘Konnichiwa Minna! I hope you all are enjoying your company with Goku, but why would you be? He's a baka little son of a....Ahem...excuse my language...But, firstly, I wanna apologize to Kuwabaka....I mean Kuwabara...I used to hate you, I guess I shouldn't judge people so quickly.....I hope you have a good wedding with your sweetie! Secondly, I got a question for Hiei...I'm kinda nervous to ask this...and I haven't got as much sweet snow as others, but would you like to take me out sometime? I'm sure my allowance will be able to buy us dinner at a nice restaurant, and then we can take a walk by the beach and watch the sunset...I know...I'm just some girl...but just tell me if it's alright...the restaurant might have your sweet snow. Next, a comment thingy for Yusuke. I'm a fan, not a rabid fan, just a plain fan. And lastly, to that bas- Ahem...to that sweet ugly boy named Goku....YOU SUCK! YOU"RE SHOW SUCKS! AND YOU AND VEGATABLE, OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS< SUCK! YOUR FIGHTING SKILLS ARE LIKE CRAP! AND I HATE YOU! I"M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL U, THEN I"LL BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE JUST SO I CAN GO THROUGH THE PLEASURE OF KILLING YOU AGAIN! BOTH OF YOU, I"LL SICK ISEI ON YOU! YOU CAN BOTH GO TO HELL! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!’”
Kuwabara: “Apology accepted, Lizzee1, don’t worry about it. And thank you, I’ll have a great wedding!”
Hiei: ::twitch:: “You mean like a...date?”
Kurama: “Hiei, have you ever been on a date before?”
Hiei: “...”
Kurama: “Well, Hiei?”
Hiei: ::turns slightly pink::
Kurama: ::grins slyly:: “Well Lizzee1, I think it’s time for Hiei to go on his first date. I’ll make sure he goes out with you.”
Hiei: “Kurama!”
Kurama: ::ignoring Hiei’s protests:: “Moving on, Yusuke it’s your turn.”
Yusuke: “Ok. Um, thanks for being a fan? Yeah, that’s it!” ^_^
Goku: O_OU “Erm...eheheh...okay?”
Hiei: “Hn, she sounds interesting.”
All: O.o
Oni: ::finishes off her bottle of Sake:: “I’ll take the next question!” ::picks another letter:: “This is from Melissa-chan, who writes ‘Yusuke: OMG, I LOVE YOU! I swear, I am freakin' obsessed with you! Have Kade give ya my bio, kay? Kayko: DIE EVIL WENCH, DIE! ...Uh, yeah, that's about it... ^^;; Goku: So, what do you like better; food or fighting? And what's it like having Chi Chi as a wife? Kade: Hee hee, hi there! You are a brilliant writer, but I must ask when I get to represent the Yusukeholic. (I emailed you about that) Kurama: How many things do you have in your hair? I mean, you do pull a lot of things out of there... Hiei: Hiei, what would you do if you met a female version of yourself? My buddy Lynx is just that... Maybe you two should hook up... XD Uh, yeah, see y'all round and I hope ya like the fifty pounds of chocolate I sent ya! ^_^V peace.’”
Yusuke: “Oh yeah, I am SO lucky!” ::grabs Kade:: “You have to let me have her bio! NOW! Please!”
Kade: O_o “O...kay...calm down there Urameshi. I’ll give it to you after the show. I promise.”
Keiko: ::stands up from the audience:: X_X ::falls down::
Suki: “What the hell just happened?”
Kade: “Well she wanted Keiko to die...”
Keiko: ::twitch::
Kade: “...Okay so she’s not dead, just unconscious. But, close enough right?”
Goku: “Hmm, food or fighting...that’s a really tough choice you know! I’d have to say food...no, fighting...no, food...no, fighting...no wait...” ::sigh:: “I could never decide! And having Chi-Chi for a wife is definitely pretty hard sometimes...but I do love her.”
Kade: ::waves:: “Hi! Thanks, and I think I e-mailed you back about that...”
Kurama: “Oh, I keep many different things in my hair...you never know just what may come in handy after all.”
Hiei: “Hn, I don’t know what I would do if I met a female version of myself. In practically every fanfic I get paired with a female version of myself...to tell the truth it’s rather annoying. If I wanted to be with somebody exactly identical to me, then I would marry myself. Hn.”
Hiei: ::also eating chocolate:: “Hn...it’s almost as good as sweet snow.”
Kuwabara: “I’ll read the next letter.” ::takes another letter:: “It’s from Tessajalynn Cilory, who writes ‘Hiei: Yes being an elf is much better than being a ningen, sorry I yelled *mutters* not like you care *back to normal voice* anyways, I sent you sweet snow...though I still don’t know your favorite.....just deal with the vanilla.... Kuwabara: look, I like Hiei's attitude, he calls you a baka, I call you a baka. Jessi: I still don’t like the baka, I apologized though. Goku: did you know that ‘Kakarot’ means carrot??? Kurama: hello, she won’t tell me what happened on your date, will you tell me??? Yusuke: there you have my bio...how much do you hate me now that you know what I look like?? Kade: thanx for giving him my bio. Yami: I know your Kade's...but I think your awesome. and cute...but....I like seto Kaiba more, no offence anyways, I have to go now....luv ya all! byes!’”
Hiei: “Hn, any sweet snow is fine.” ::pigs out::
Kuwabara: “Okay...”
Jesscheaux: “Thanks for the apology.”
Goku: “Really? My name is a food? MmmmMMmmMmm, food...” ::drools::
Kurama: ::blush:: “Well she did make me promise not to tell...I cannot break that promise, but I can say that we had a wonderful time.”
Yusuke: “I don’t hate you at all!” ::perverted grin::
Rose: ::chucks a juggling ball at him:: “Knock that off!”
Yusuke: @___@
Kade: “No prob!” ^_^
Yami: ::stands up from the audience:: “Why thank you very much.”
Kade: O_O ::fangirl shriek:: “YAMI’S HERE?!?!” ::jumps out of her chair and runs up the aisle in the audience:: “Atemu, I didn’t know you were going to be here!” ::tackle-glomps him::
Yami: ::catches her:: “Well it was supposed to be a surprise...”
Kade: ^_^ “Come on!” ::brings him up to the stage with everyone else:: “Hey guys, Yami’s a guest today too because I said so okay?”
Kurama: “Of course. Yami, care to read the next letter?”
Yami: “Sure.” ::takes another letter and opens it:: “This is from Shekahla, who writes ‘Kuwabara: ^_^ Can I go to your wedding? Yusuke: Could you cook a potato in three seconds using the spirit wave? Hiei: Do you have any idea how sick you are for not telling your sister? She’s just gonna look for you until the day she dies not even knowing that she had already MET you! I have nothing to ask you except what the hell is wrong with you?!? Kurama: Ok I heard this from my Onee-chans and I want to make sure if it’s true--Are you really the Makai version of Martha Stewart? Goku: YOU ARE SO COOL!! Can I be your friend? Anyone who can answer: Why does everyone think Malik is evil? T_T It’s his damn Yami! HE’S NOT EVIL I TELL YOU!!’”
Kuwabara: “Sure you can go to our wedding! We’d be honored if you came.”
Yusuke: ::thinks:: “Hm, ya know I bet I could do that! I should try it sometime...”
Hiei: “Hn. Nothing is wrong with me, I just feel that she is better off not knowing about me.”
Goku: ^_^ “Thanks, and sure you can be my friend!”
Yusuke: “Huh, well Malik IS evil.”
Kade: “Malik is hot.”
Yami: ::sweatdrop:: “That was odd... Malik isn’t pure evil, although most of the time his intentions are. Unlike Bakura, he has some good in him.”
Kade: “Bakura is hot too.”
All: ::sweatdrop::
Kade: “WHAT? He is!” -_- “Oh forget it...nobody understands me! I’ll read the next question.” ::takes another letter from the pile:: “Okay, this is from Sailor Dark who writes ‘I have more questions! To Kurama: Will you go out with me? Hiei: I'm not giving your sweet snow back you can't kill because I'm immortal. To Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHA Vegeta is getting a job! Would you consider working with Nappa? To Kuwabara: Sure you don't steal. I got it all on tape. To Kade: I wouldn't mind helping you kill Tea. I hate her!’”
Kurama: “Well, alright. I suppose that would be okay.”
Hiei: “Grr...” ::grumbles about immortal ningens::
Vegeta: ::stands up from the audience:: “GRR IT’S NOT FUNNY THAT I HAVE TO GET A JOB!!” ::wearing a ‘Nappa Auto Parts’ uniform::
Goku: “Oh HI VEGETA!” ::waves:: “I didn’t know you would be here!”
Kade: “Oh, I’d LOVE to have help in killing Tea!” ::smirk::
Yami: “You’re going to what?”
Kade: “Nothing!” ::glomps him:: “I love you...”
Hiei: “Hn, disgusting!”
Kurama: ::sigh:: “I’ll read the next letter. We seem to have a lot of letters today!”
Kade: “Tell me about it! Jeez, the author’s fingers are getting cramped from typing them all...anyway Kurama, go ahead and read the letter.”
Kurama: “Alright Kade. This is from Princess Krystal01 who writes ‘WHO DOESN'T HATE TEA..DIE TEA DIE!...ahem...Kurama, How do u make ur hair so soft?’”
Kade: “Yes, DIE TEA DIE!” ::evil look::
All: O_O
Yusuke: “She’s starting to scare me...”
Kurama: “Well I wash my hair about four times a day with my own secret shampoo.”
Oni: “I can attest to that.”
Jesscheaux: “Well I think that’s all the letters we have for today’s show.”
Kade: “Really? Whew...” ::nearly faints in relief::
Yusuke: “Wait, there’s somebody in the audience...” ::points::
Kade: “Eh?” X_x
Yami: ::catches her:: “She’ll be okay.”
Kurama: “Good.” ::looks at the person Yusuke is pointing at:: “Yes, do you have a question?”
Inu.-Sess.Fan: “I have gifts for people! Hiei and Juu-Kun, I have some stuff if you want them and it might be useful for world take-over.”
Hiei: “Hn, thanks.”
Inu.-Sess.Fan: “Kuwabara, I have a kitten I found being chased by dogs and even though I am a kitten-crazy girl, I have enough in other words I have 3000 to take care of and I don’t need another one so do you want her?”
Kuwabara: “Sure!” ^_^ “I’d love another kitten.”
Inu.-Sess.Fan: Yusuke, I’m starting to be a fan of yours, I don’t know why, oh yeah now I remember it’s because of what Rose said...and yes you do look kinda cute...” ::cough:: “I lied...” ::cough:: “You’re hot...” ::cough::
Yusuke: “Cool! Thanks!”
Inu.-Sess.Fan: “Vegeta, I thought you were a Saiyan, and aren’t Saiyans supposed to be ruthless? They don’t let ningens grab their ears every time they show up! If you can’t beat a ningen then how are you suposed to beat Hiei-sama you baka! And if you even think about yelling at me I’ll personally rip your head off for my own and Hiei-sama’s purposes, and if you call him shorty again you are...well you don’t wanna know if you do just yell at me and I’ll show you!” ::grins evilly showing fangs:: “I was sharpening my claws on another body who yelled at me earlier, just to let you know.”
Vegeta: O_OU ::runs away::
Inu.-Sess.Fan: ::continues:: “Bulma, I wonder how much longer will you do that to Vegeta before he loses it? Hehehehe...”
Bulma: “Well he hasn’t lost it yet, and he won’t if he knows what’s good for him! VEGETA!! GET BACK HERE!” ::chases after him::
All: O_O
Inu.-Sess.Fan: ::continues:: “Goku...oh no. You. And Vegeta. Don’t mix together. I’ve got to see this. Goku beat his ass so the thought of being the strongest can leave. Everyone, get ready for some mess.” 0_0 “And Keiko, you’re cool too but I think you should leave before something happens and give Yusuke a break. Ok I’m still wondering how he is still alive after...um...let’s see...at least 2000000000000000000000000 slaps in the face. O_O If it was me well, let’s just say that I’ll be eating ‘steak fingers’ for my next meal and you won’t be around you see.”
Keiko: “Um...it seems like everyone hates me today...” ::runs off::
Yusuke: “YES! She’s gone, I’m safe for another day!” ::praises the ground Inu.-Sess.Fan walks on::
All: O_O
Rose: “Well that was interesting, Yusuke...”
Hiei: “Hn, are we DONE yet?” ::annoyed::
Kurama: “No, there’s still one more guest. Okay you two, come on out!”
::a girl of medium height with long blonde hair in a ponytail, blue eyes, and dressed in green shorts and a white t-shirt comes out onto the stage with a strange brown animal sitting on her shoulder::
Girl: “Hi everyone, I’m Ren-Okye!”
Yusuke: “Hi, what’s that thing on your shoulder?”
Ren-Okye: “That’s Ren, she’s a cabbit.”
Ren: “Meow meow meow!” ::Ren looks like a cross between a rabbit and a cat, with a red jewel on her forehead (think Tenchi, people)::
Puu: ::sitting on top of Rose’s head:: “Puuu puuuuu!”
Kurama: “How do you do, ladies?”
Ren-Okye: “We’re okay. This is a cool show, you guys! It’s great to be on it.”
Kurama: “Well it’s great to have you here.” ^_^
Hiei: “Hn, more ningens?”
Ren-Okye: “Nope, I’m a demon thankyouverymuch!”
Oni: “Really? What kind?”
Ren-Okye: “Tiger demon! Pretty cool, huh?”
Yusuke: “Hmph, not as cool as ME!” ::crosses his arms::
Puu: ^^ “Puuuuuuu! Puu puu puuuuuuu. Puu puu puuu puupuuuu puu puuuuuuu.”
Ren: “Meow, meow.”
Puu: “Puuu, puu puuuuuuu puuu puu puu!”
Ren: “Meow meow meow, meow meow!”
All: O_O
Rose & Ren-Okye: ::the only ones who know what they’re saying to each other:: “Ha ha ha, that’s pretty funny!”
Yusuke: “What the crap are they saying?”
Kurama:::shakes his head:: “You may be better off not knowing, Yusuke.”
::Buzzer sounds, signaling the end of the show::
Hiei: “Hn, too bad, we’re out of time.”
Oni: “Well aren’t we the cheery one...”
Kade: ::wakes up:: “Are we done yet?” ::sees that she’s in Yami’s arms and promptly passes out again::
Suki: “Hmm, maybe I should try that sometime!”
Kurama: “Eh-hehehe...well everyone, it’s time for us to go but we’ll be back next time for another action packed episode of “The Hiei & Kurama Show!”
Goku: ::eating chocolate:: “Mmmm, delicious!”
Kuwabara: “Hey, I want some chocolate too! No fair!”
Juu-Kun: “Baka!” ::hits him over the head with a steel chair::
Kuwabara: @__@
Jesscheaux: >_<# “That’s it! There is NO WAY you’re going to keep doing that to MY KUWABARA YOU BAKA!” ::jumps up:: “You’re going to pay dearly for that!” ::grabs Kade’s taser from her ‘unconscious’ hands and zaps Juu-Kun with it::
::ZZZzzZZZzzzzZZZZ!!!::
Juu-Kun: o__@ ::smoke coming off of him::
Hiei: “Hn, the baka ningen has gone mad.”
Jesscheaux: ::whirls on him:: “You want some of this too, you fire baka!?”
Hiei: ::gulp:: “Hn!”
Jesscheaux: “That’s what I thought! Now nobody even THINK of messing with Kazuma Kuwabara again unless you’re prepared to deal with me!” ::smirk::
Oni: “Wow...go Jessi...”
Kuwabara: ::comes to his senses and sees Juu-Kun:: “Whoa, did my Jessi-anata do that?”
Jesscheaux: “I did it for you, Kuwabara!”
Kuwabara: “Really? I love you sweetheart!” ::hugs her::
Suki: “Okay. Time to go now, buh-bye everyone!”
Yami: ::picks up Kade and carries her off the stage::
Yusuke: ::tosses Juu-Kun onto his shoulder and carries him off the stage::
Everyone Else: ::follows::
Goku: ::before walking off, he waves to the camera:: “Bye!”