friday night mikes & customs for the brave
sup, y'all. i'm michael b and i got into a heated conversation with my mother about how she insists on calling anime "cartoons" which is incredibly offensive and untrue. this got me thinking about all the petty ass hills i die on regularly including but not limited to: there are only five sex positions, everything else is you trying to impress the other person and risking a charlie horse in the process. reggaeton sounds nothing like reggae and should be called trasheton. amazing emoji selection is a skill that must be honed, but some have a natural aptitude. all white day parties are the new sweaty basement party. what petty hills do you insist on dying on? if you can't think of any, tell me about your last argument.