The Bar at the End of the Universe

Wade was in with no way out. That was the only way he could describe it. He'd opened the door and walked into the bar, no problem, but when he decided this was not a place he wanted to spend anymore time, and turned around looking for the door through which he'd entered, it was gone. In fact, it didn't even look like it had ever been there. Bewildered, he shook his head a few times to ensure that he was lucid and not high, drunk, asleep, or in a coma, and then he looked around to figure out what the next plan of action should be.

However, before he got too far in his exploration of his surroundings, he spotted a very familiar back of a head on the other side of the bar from where he stood. Sure that he had to be seeing things, but needing to know for sure, he called out, "Navi?" and began to walk quickly over to the spot where the other man stood. "Navi Narayanswami?" He butchered the last name terribly, but figured if it was him, he'd get the gist. "Is that seriously you right now?"