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The Day We Became the Coconut Legion
By Vivian/Koneko aka Neopets user dragonmistress356/moonlit_woods_magick

Once upon a time, something very strange happened in the land of Neopia. A group of council and elders from the Moonlight and Magick Guild started to change their fonts to orange, talk about coconuts or "cocnuts", change their avvies to Pirate themes, and worship a lady who had joined the council a few months back for organizational purposes. This lady was called Rowan. Rowan was deemed The Mistress of the Great and Mystical Coconut.

No one knew why it happened. Some said Rowan had teamed up with the Evil Villians of Neopia in a plot to take over the guild and then the world. Some said it was a Neopets glitch. Some said it was just a way to be outrageous and silly.

I don't know why it happened either. I refused to conform to the "coconut-ty ness" but I did have the strange urge to sing my friend's parody of "We're Off to See the Wizard" and "I"ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" which is called "We're Off to See the Coconuts."
The End