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perfecthearing (perfecthearing) wrote in eminor_macula,
@ 2008-06-02 02:07:00

Current location:	Dublin, Ireland
Entry tags:	george weasley, katie bell, owl

Owl: Katie Bell

29 May 2000

Miss Katie Bell -

As a member of the Irish National Team, it has come to our attention here at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes that your upcoming business in France might be of benefit to our establishment.

A customer by the name of Mr. Crotchup has requested the delivery of a special package from France. Unfortunately, we at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes do not have the permission of the great British Ministry to order, by post, the delivery of such a large item. However, strange and unusual requests are our specialty here at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes and we are prepared to go to any length to bring 100% satisfaction to our customers.

As a long-time friend of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, we were hoping for your corporation; any and all help you could offer in the security of this package will be most welcomed.

If able to assist, please fill out the attached form and return with the delivery owl to George Weasley, 93 Diagon Alley, C/O Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, London, England.

Your continued support of our establishment is highly appreciated.

Sincerely,

George Weasley.

attached: one official looking contract, a box of skivving snacks and a budding blue bell

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irish_bell
2008-06-02 01:23 am UTC (link)

29 May 2000

Mr. George Weasley,

I would be more than honored to assist in whatever way possible. With my clearance, I am able to bring back packages up to the size of a small elephant. Please find attached the signed contract in agreement for the exchange of Mr. Crotchup's package with a fully expense paid weekend holiday to Scotland.

Thank you so much for this opportunity.

Sincerely,

Katie Bell

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	perfecthearing 2008-06-02 01:27 am UTC (link)
	30 May 2000 Miss Katie Bell, I was very happy to receive your Owl last night. Weasley's Wizard Wheezes is very thrilled to have you on board. Further instructions will be delivered upon your arrival to the shop at a point of convenience to you. Sincerely, George Weasley (Reply to this)