As a member of the Irish National Team, it has come to our attention here at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes that your upcoming business in France might be of benefit to our establishment.
A customer by the name of Mr. Crotchup has requested the delivery of a special package from France. Unfortunately, we at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes do not have the permission of the great British Ministry to order, by post, the delivery of such a large item. However, strange and unusual requests are our specialty here at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes and we are prepared to go to any length to bring 100% satisfaction to our customers.
As a long-time friend of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, we were hoping for your corporation; any and all help you could offer in the security of this package will be most welcomed.
If able to assist, please fill out the attached form and return with the delivery owl to George Weasley, 93 Diagon Alley, C/O Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, London, England.
Your continued support of our establishment is highly appreciated.
attached: one official looking contract, a box of skivving snacks and a budding blue bell