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Tweak says, "Boo Ya"

Draco Malfoy (almightyferret) wrote in eminor_macula,
@ 2008-05-25 22:15:00

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draco malfoy, owl

Brief Owl to Theodore Nott

Nott,

Nothing amiss here: the social scene still revolves around Potter and his legion of sheeple, but - really, I'd rather talk nonstop about MAMPTMPA and Robard's twisted dream of having a totalitarian hold on Wizardkind in person. Maybe it's paranoia, maybe it's Mathilda's suspicious Friend Speak Network journals, maybe I developed a tragic aversion to quills and can never hold one without quivering pitifully again - but I don't feel much like gushing on paper nowadays.

D.M.

P.S. About your father's rather curious cause of death: I, head of MAMPTMPA (Malfoy's All-Magical and part-time Muggle Association) ask humbly for your permission to illegally dig up his corpse and analyze it. Had he died by a wizard's hand, there should be faint magical signatures on his body. Had he been killed with muggle poisons, this is where my penchant for Potions come in handy!