Title: Meet the Goldsteins
Characters: Anthony Goldstein/Michael Corner
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 776
Warnings: Shameless self-indulgence.
Summary: It's not an occasion, but Anthony might vomit, and Michael really shouldn't wear a tracksuit.
Notes: For annearchy, who requested Anthony/Michael, "the odd couple". This is definitely somewhat inspired by our soon-to-be-dearly-departed road_ahead, though I don't think robriki's Mikey would ever find himself in this situation. Call it RA AU if you like, heh.

( Meet the Goldsteins  )

Title: We Together Make A Limb
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3375
Warnings: None.
Summary: A career-ending injury has unexpected consequences for Percy and Oliver.
Author's Notes: Thanks to lee_west for assuring me that this works outside my own head. Title shamelessly stolen from the Decemberists song Red Right Ankle.

( We Together Make a Limb )

Title: Promises
Pairing: Harry Lime/Holly Martins [The Third Man]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 497
Warnings: None
Summary: Whatever else he did or didn't do, Holly knew Harry didn't lie to him.
Notes: This was one of my 2008 Yuletide Treats, written for Carolyn. I'm glad I wasn't the only person who saw slashy undertones in this movie!


( Promises )

Title: Cold Hands, Warm Heart
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 213
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Sirius warms Remus.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for aoibhe from mariamme with the prompt "fucking bloody freezing".

( Cold Hands, Warm Heart )

Title: Like Flying
Pairing: Bill/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 147
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville never liked flying.
Notes: For alisanne, who requested Bill/Neville, "flying". Sorry this is so tiny, dearest! I had a hard time getting these two together, but I hope you like them.

( Like Flying )

Title: Rubdown
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 203
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville's feeling a little tender. Harry takes care of him.
Notes: For coffee_n_cocoa, who requested Neville/Harry, "tenderness".

( Rubdown )

Title: Drinking and Flying
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 254
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Maybe it wasn't Bill's best idea ever.
Notes: For ragdoll, who requested Charlie/Bill, (hard) cider, Quidditch.

( Drinking and Flying )

Title: The Best of All Instructors
Pairing: Percy/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 508
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: He had to practise with someone.
Notes: This is for the lovely (and patient!) ghot, who requested some Percy/Ron from me ages ago.

Practise is the best of all instructors. Publicius Syrus, 42 B.C.E.

( The Best of All Instructors )

Title: Goodnight, Goodnight
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 267
Warnings: See pairing. Also infidelity.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie didn't expect to feel this way.
Notes: For secretsolitaire, who stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She asked for anything Bill/Charlie. Hope you enjoy!

( Goodnight, Goodnight )

Title: Morning Rush
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 311
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Mornings aren't the same anymore since Anthony started sleeping over.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1, because she stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She requested Percy/Anthony with the prompt "accidentally switching glasses".

( Morning Rush )

Title: Stupid For Each Other
Pairing: Harry/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3336
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: It's hard to keep secrets at the Burrow.
Notes: Originally posted to LJ on 1/5/07 for nedsagirl's birthday.

( Stupid for Each Other )

Title: Dividing by Two
Pairing: Percy/George
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 142
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Some numbers divide by two.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for benebu, who requested Percy/George, "brothers".

( Dividing by Two )

Title: Anchor
Pairing: Irwin/Dakin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 192
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Alan Bennett's.
Summary: Stuart Dakin needs something to hold on to.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for…well, for me, I suppose. And for celandineb and kyasuurin and westernredcedar and for you, if you're a History Boys fan as well. Translation: I wasn't in the mood for Potter tonight. Don't worry—that's a rarity. :)

( Anchor )

Title: Loving
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville loves Charlie in the darkness and in the light.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for mariamme, who requested Charlie/Neville, "learning".

( Loving )

Title: Cat-sitting
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 132
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry and Ron are inconvenienced by their charge.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for freckles42, who requested Harry/Ron, "Crookshanks".

( Cat-sitting )

Title: Five people Percy wished he never slept with
Pairing: Percy/various
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 224
Warnings: Vague incestuous overtones at one point.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Notes: Original prompt/title by acejillian. Originally posted to LJ on 4/14/07.

( Five people Percy wished he never slept with )

Title: History of Magic
Pairing: Percy/Irwin (HP/History Boys crossover)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3707
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to J.K. Rowling and to Alan Bennett.
Summary: Percy's done with disappointing people.
Notes: I wrote this quite some time ago and I never posted it because I loved it too much. But now I'm posting it, and I'm dedicating it to celandineb, because.

( History of Magic )