Title: The Doctor, the Captain, and the Kid
Characters: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4123
Warnings: Chekov's seventeen, if that sort of thing bothers you.
Summary: Jim notices Chekov's been watching Bones, and he has an idea.
Notes: Written for this prompt at the Star Trek Kink Meme.

(  The Doctor, the Captain, and the Kid )

Title: Road Trip
Characters: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1508
Warnings: Baby's First Trek Fic
Summary: Jim takes Bones on a road trip to help him to relax.
Notes: Okay, so basically this is all inell's fault. I told her I couldn't write Star Trek fic because I'd screw up someone's name or have someone go through the wrong door on the ship and everything would be ruined forever. She proceeded to inform me that if I wrote something that took place in Iowa, I wouldn't have to worry about any of that. So, uh…this happened.

( Road Trip )

Title: Hippie Aunts Are the Best Aunts
Pairing: Luna/James II
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3267
Warnings: James is sixteen.
Summary: Aunt Luna doesn't wear a bra. Jamie notices. Things, um...happen.
Author's notes: Written as a pinch hit for eeyore9990 in the wizard_love exchange. I had insane amounts of fun writing this. Thanks to freckles42 and mariamme for indulging me.

( Hippie Aunts Are the Best Aunts )

Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1436
Warnings: None.
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Author's notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

( How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock )

Title: ...Professor
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 210
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus can't resist this fantasy.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for snapelike from iamisaac, who requested Remus/Harry, "very messed up".

( ...Professor )

Title: Better the Instruction (21/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Remus; references to Remus/Sam, Teddy/Victoire.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 10610 words
Warnings: Nipple clamps, plugs, rimming, wanking, exhibitionism, incest, blowjobs, anal sex, first time.
Summary: Teddy tells Andrew something he didn't quite intend to, and begins his final lesson with Remus.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

This was meant to be posted last Monday, but I am all sorts of failcakes and only just remembered it now. I suppose I should just go ahead and post the next (the last, wah!) chapter now, too, heh, seeing as it's technically Monday...

( Better the Instruction (Chapter 21/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (20/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam; references to Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sirius.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7113 words
Warnings: Blow jobs, rimming, dirty talk, anal sex, semi-public sex.
Summary: Sam takes Remus shopping.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (Chapter 20/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (19/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew; references to Teddy/Remus, Remus/Sam.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7786 words
Warnings: Blowjobs, plugs, wanking, rimming, fantasising over dirty pictures.
Summary: Andrew had a crap day. Teddy makes him feel better.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (19/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (18/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sam, Remus/Sirius, Remus/other men, Teddy/Andrew.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 10,622 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, incest, nipple clamps, bondage, blowjobs, plugs, exhibitionism.
Summary: Remus finally gives Teddy his fifth lesson.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (18/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (17/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sam; references to Teddy/Victoire, Harry/Ginny, Bill/Fleur, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Hannah.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 10181 words
Warnings: Rimming, blow jobs, arseplay, frottage.
Summary: Teddy enjoys Christmas with Andrew, Remus, and Sam, and persuades Andrew to go to Harry's traditional Boxing Day party, despite Andrew's misgivings.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction, Chapter 17/22 )

Title: Better the Instruction (16/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam, Teddy/Andrew.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 10141 words
Warnings: Anal sex.
Summary: Remus and Sam, Teddy and Andrew spend Christmas Eve together at Remus's house, and play charades.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (Chapter 16/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (15/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew; references to Remus/Sam, Teddy/Simon, Teddy/Remus.
Chapter rating: R
Chapter length: 9025 words
Warnings: Frottage.
Summary: Teddy, Andrew, and Simon go to Charon, a gay wizarding club.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction, 15/22 )

Title: Better the Instruction (14/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy, Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7233 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, rimming fantasies, rimming, bottoming from the top.
Summary: After a bad full moon transformation, Remus reminds Teddy that he's expected for Christmas. Sam convinces Remus to attend a holiday party with him, and rewards him afterward.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (14/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (13/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Simon (OC); references to Teddy/Remus, Remus/Sam, Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Victoire, and Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7122 words
Warnings: Frottage, mutual masturbation, nipple play, arseplay, references to rimming.
Summary: Teddy decides to try coming out to some of his friends, and ends up bringing one of them home.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (13/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (12/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sam, Remus/Sirius, Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Victoire.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 8536 words
Warnings: Incest, rimming, delayed orgasm, restraint, angst and guilt.
Summary: Teddy need advice; he goes to Remus and gets what he came for.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (12/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (11/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy solo; references to Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sam, Remus/Teddy.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 7634 words
Warnings: Wanking, plugs, incestuous fantasies, rimming fantasies.
Summary: The Screaming Meemies concert is brilliant, but the aftermath is not.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (11/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (10/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 8273 words
Warnings: Roleplaying, mutual masturbation.
Summary: Remus is glad to reach a fragile peace with Teddy, and enjoys Sam's method of relaxing him.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (10/22) )

Title: Concentric
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 310
Warnings: Rimming
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy has a hard time keeping still when Remus does that.
Notes: So, this is shameless rimming porn with no redeeming value. No, seriously. No redeeming value whatsoever. Except to make my dear mnemosyne_1 smile, as this was originally posted as comment porn for her.

( Concentric )

Title: Better the Instruction (9/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew; references to Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/other boys, Remus/Sam, Remus/Teddy.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 8445 words
Warnings: Frottage, arseplay, rimming, wanking.
Summary: For their second date, Teddy goes to Andrew's flat, where they play some games.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (9/22) )