Title: Better the Instruction (21/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Remus; references to Remus/Sam, Teddy/Victoire.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 10610 words
Warnings: Nipple clamps, plugs, rimming, wanking, exhibitionism, incest, blowjobs, anal sex, first time.
Summary: Teddy tells Andrew something he didn't quite intend to, and begins his final lesson with Remus.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

This was meant to be posted last Monday, but I am all sorts of failcakes and only just remembered it now. I suppose I should just go ahead and post the next (the last, wah!) chapter now, too, heh, seeing as it's technically Monday...

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Title: Better the Instruction (12/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sam, Remus/Sirius, Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Victoire.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 8536 words
Warnings: Incest, rimming, delayed orgasm, restraint, angst and guilt.
Summary: Teddy need advice; he goes to Remus and gets what he came for.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (12/22) )

Title: Drinking and Flying
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 254
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Maybe it wasn't Bill's best idea ever.
Notes: For ragdoll, who requested Charlie/Bill, (hard) cider, Quidditch.

( Drinking and Flying )

Title: The Best of All Instructors
Pairing: Percy/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 508
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: He had to practise with someone.
Notes: This is for the lovely (and patient!) ghot, who requested some Percy/Ron from me ages ago.

Practise is the best of all instructors. Publicius Syrus, 42 B.C.E.

( The Best of All Instructors )

Title: Goodnight, Goodnight
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 267
Warnings: See pairing. Also infidelity.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie didn't expect to feel this way.
Notes: For secretsolitaire, who stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She asked for anything Bill/Charlie. Hope you enjoy!

( Goodnight, Goodnight )

Title: Better the Instruction (7/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Teddy, Teddy/Andrew (OC).
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 9560 words
Warnings: Rimming, incest, nipple play, blowjobs.
Summary: Remus makes a decision that Teddy isn't happy with, and Teddy has a date.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (7/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (6/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 9262 words
Warnings: Wanking, plugs, rimming, anal sex, incestuous fantasies.
Summary: Remus, Sam, and Teddy go to a Quidditch match, Remus and Sam have a romantic evening together, and Remus takes Teddy somewhere new.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

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( Better the Instruction (6/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (5/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy solo, Remus/Teddy; references to Teddy/Victoire and Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 6726 words
Warnings: Wanking, minor arseplay, incest, blowjobs.
Summary: Teddy thought he knew how to kiss, but discovers he had a lot to learn--and goes a bit too far for Remus's comfort.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (5/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (4/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam, Remus solo, Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 10861 words
Warnings: Wanking, mutual masturbation, incestuous fantasies, incest.
Summary: Remus is a bit concerned about his fantasies, but the lesson on "hands" goes ahead as planned.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

[Chapter One] [Chapter Two] [Chapter Three]

( Better the Instruction (4/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (3/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Fandom: HP
Chapter pairings: Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sam and Teddy/Victoire.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7068 words
Warnings: Incest, wanking, minor nipple play.
Summary: Teddy's first lesson teaches him both less and more than he expected.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

[Chapter one] [Chapter two]


( Better the Instruction (3/22) )

Title: Safe and Dangerous
Pairing: Bill/Charlie
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1620
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Bill is the only one who can make Charlie feel safe again.
Notes: Originally posted to LJ on 2/2/07 for mariamme's birthday.


( Safe and Dangerous )

Title: Better the Instruction (2/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Sirius, Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC17
Chapter length: 8240 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, rimming, plugs, anal sex.
Summary: Remus makes a list (and checks it twice) and Sam and Teddy are more formally introduced.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

[Chapter one]

( Better the Instruction (2/22) )

Complete fic header:

Title: Better the Instruction
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Fandom: HP
Pairings with explicit sex: Remus solo, Remus/Sam (aka Stubby Boardman), Remus/Teddy, Teddy solo, Teddy/Andrew (OC), Teddy/Simon (OC).
Pairings referred to or implied: Bill/Fleur, Ginny/Harry, Hannah/Neville, Hermione/Ron, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, Remus/other men, Teddy/Victoire, Teddy/other boys.
Rating: adult
Length: 22 chapters; approximately 186,000 words total
Activities/kinks/squicks: anal sex, arseplay, blowjobs, bondage, bottoming from the top, delayed orgasm, dirty pictures, dirty talk, exhibitionism, first time, frottage, incestuous fantasies, incest [including most of these activities], mutual masturbation, nipple clamps, nipple play, plugs, restraints, rimming, roleplaying, semi-public sex, wanking
Summary: Teddy Lupin, uncertain of his own sexuality, discovers that his father is queer. He persuades a reluctantly intrigued Remus to teach him about sex, although Remus is involved in an increasingly serious relationship of his own.
Notes: This story is AU: Remus survived the Battle of Hogwarts, although Tonks did not. Otherwise canon- and epilogue-compliant. The title is taken from Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice, act iii, sc. i, l. 23: Shylock: "The villany you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard, but I will better the instruction."

Chapter header:

Title: Better the Instruction (1/22)
Chapter pairings: Teddy solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Sirius, Teddy/Victoire, and Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: adult
Chapter length: ~8737 words
Warnings: Wanking, rimming, non-explicit mentions of frottage and blowjobs and M/F sex, incestuous fantasies.
Summary: Teddy never expected to walk in on his father with another man. He certainly never expected to have this reaction.



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Title: Special Occasion
Pairing: Bill/Fred
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1055
Warnings: See pairing. Also, Fred has recently turned fifteen here, and Bill is twenty.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Bill and Fred spend a night in a tent under the stars in Egypt.
Notes: Written for violet_quill's Slash Superchallenge. My choices were Bill/Fred, Oliver/Voldemort, and Regulus/Blaise. Well, we all know how well I get along with the Slytherin crowd, so, Weasleycest it is!

( Special Occasion )

Title: Withdrawals
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Percy/George, past Fred/George
Word Count: 6555
Warnings: Past drug abuse. Also see pairings.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: In making his brother well, Percy discovers what he needs to heal himself.
Notes: This is my poor little overlooked, underloved Springsmut fic. *pats it* I love you, little fic. Heaps of thanks to celandineb and freckles42, who helped me to plot and plan and jump-start this fic. ♥


( Withdrawals )

Title: Pressure
Pairing: Bill/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 686
Warnings: Incest! Chan! Dub-con! It's like a pornographic trifecta of enticements!
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Porn. Bill is very proud of his little brother.
Notes: This is the first of my teenyfic gifts! It is for isidore13 from swtalmnd and, dear recipient, I am really, really hoping right about now that the two of you share interests and that you are not completely horrified by this! And now if you'll excuse me I have to go heal my poor little Percy. *pets him*

( Pressure )