Title: Always Together
Pairing: Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1250
Warnings: The twins are way, way underage here. Also, hi, twins.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Fred and George are excited to go to Hogwarts. Really, really excited.
Notes: Originally posted to daily_deviant on LJ on 1/9/07.

( Always Together )

Title: Special Occasion
Pairing: Bill/Fred
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1055
Warnings: See pairing. Also, Fred has recently turned fifteen here, and Bill is twenty.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Bill and Fred spend a night in a tent under the stars in Egypt.
Notes: Written for violet_quill's Slash Superchallenge. My choices were Bill/Fred, Oliver/Voldemort, and Regulus/Blaise. Well, we all know how well I get along with the Slytherin crowd, so, Weasleycest it is!

( Special Occasion )

Title: Office Hours
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 325
Warnings: Chan. Chan chan chan channity chan chan. Seriously.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Porn. Remus spends some time with one of his favorite students.
Notes: Originally written as comment porn for the_con_cept. Utter porn with absolutely no redeeming value. Seriously. I have no excuse for myself.


( Office Hours )

Title: Pressure
Pairing: Bill/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 686
Warnings: Incest! Chan! Dub-con! It's like a pornographic trifecta of enticements!
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Porn. Bill is very proud of his little brother.
Notes: This is the first of my teenyfic gifts! It is for isidore13 from swtalmnd and, dear recipient, I am really, really hoping right about now that the two of you share interests and that you are not completely horrified by this! And now if you'll excuse me I have to go heal my poor little Percy. *pets him*

( Pressure )

Title: Itch
Pairing: Percy/Twins
Rating: R
Word Count: 273
Warnings: Angst, incest, way underage, canon character death.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy's got an itch he can't scratch away.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for twindowlicker, who requested Percy/Twins, "itchy". I, um…don't know where this came from. The fucked-up part of my brain apparently kicked into overdrive today. (Also, this is technically yesterday's Advent Drabble--due to the storm my internet got knocked out when I was ready to post last night.)

( Itch )

Title: Please, Sir
Pairing: Remus/Percy/Oliver
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3542
Warnings: Percy and Oliver are seventeen.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus Lupin enjoys the attentions of the Quidditch Captain and the Head Boy.
Notes: Immeasurable amounts of thanks to freckles42 for helping me to find direction and for keeping me sane. Written for pervy_werewolf's Howl-O-Ween challenge. My prompt was: At first cock-crow the ghosts must go/Back to their quiet graves below.


( Please, Sir )

Title: The First Lesson
Pairing: Neville/James
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2958
Warnings: Chan.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville gives in.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

( The First Lesson )

Title: Declarations
Pairing: Neville/James
Rating: R
Word Count: 2422
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: A letter from Harry gives James something new to worry about. A confession from James leaves Neville speechless.
Notes: Oh dear, there's an awful lot of talking in this chapter. You're not going to believe me, but I actually cut out a ton of dialogue. Also beware of erratic behavior from poor James. He's had a rough couple of days.

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

( Declarations )

Title: Compunction (Confession) Contrition
Pairing: Neville/James
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2689
Warnings: DH spoilers, chan.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville teaches. James learns. (Neville learns.)
Notes: Third in the A Lot to Learn series. So much love and gratitude to freckles42 for being my "crazy idea lady" and constant source of inspiration.

Part One
Part Two

( Compunction (Confession) Contrition )

Title: A Lot to Learn
Pairing: Neville/James
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2349
Warnings: DH spoilers, chan.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: James just wants his professor to teach him a few things—things he can't learn from anyone else.
Notes: I really can't believe this is the first thing I wrote after DH! Someone please hand me my Pervert badge. Thank you.

( A Lot to Learn )

Part Two

Title: Jamie's Reward
Pairing: Harry/James
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1236
Warnings: incest, chan
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry and James enjoy some father-son time in the greenhouse.
Notes: It never explicitly said in the epilogue that Harry and Ginny were married, so for the purpose of this fic I've gone with my head-in-the-sand approach that they are happily divorced. Let's just say the other kids are visiting her for the weekend. Also, this is dedicated to freckles42 who isn't feeling tip-top today and who wanted to see this scenario.

(Jamie's Reward)

Title: Sons and Lovers
Pairing: James/Harry/James
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3717
Warnings: incest, chan, AU
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: It's Jamie's fifteenth birthday, and James and Harry have prepared a surprise for him. It's time to learn what fathers have taught sons for generations and generations of wizards.
Notes: Thanks and love to my cheerleader and Crazy Idea Lady, freckles42. I am fairly certain that this is the dirtiest, filthiest, porniest thing I have ever written.

( Sons and Lovers )