Title: The Doctor, the Captain, and the Kid
Characters: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Chekov
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4123
Warnings: Chekov's seventeen, if that sort of thing bothers you.
Summary: Jim notices Chekov's been watching Bones, and he has an idea.
Notes: Written for this prompt at the Star Trek Kink Meme.

(  The Doctor, the Captain, and the Kid )

Title: Road Trip
Characters: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1508
Warnings: Baby's First Trek Fic
Summary: Jim takes Bones on a road trip to help him to relax.
Notes: Okay, so basically this is all inell's fault. I told her I couldn't write Star Trek fic because I'd screw up someone's name or have someone go through the wrong door on the ship and everything would be ruined forever. She proceeded to inform me that if I wrote something that took place in Iowa, I wouldn't have to worry about any of that. So, uh…this happened.

( Road Trip )

Title: Meet the Goldsteins
Characters: Anthony Goldstein/Michael Corner
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 776
Warnings: Shameless self-indulgence.
Summary: It's not an occasion, but Anthony might vomit, and Michael really shouldn't wear a tracksuit.
Notes: For annearchy, who requested Anthony/Michael, "the odd couple". This is definitely somewhat inspired by our soon-to-be-dearly-departed road_ahead, though I don't think robriki's Mikey would ever find himself in this situation. Call it RA AU if you like, heh.

( Meet the Goldsteins  )

Title: We Together Make A Limb
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3375
Warnings: None.
Summary: A career-ending injury has unexpected consequences for Percy and Oliver.
Author's Notes: Thanks to lee_west for assuring me that this works outside my own head. Title shamelessly stolen from the Decemberists song Red Right Ankle.

( We Together Make a Limb )

Title: Promises
Pairing: Harry Lime/Holly Martins [The Third Man]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 497
Warnings: None
Summary: Whatever else he did or didn't do, Holly knew Harry didn't lie to him.
Notes: This was one of my 2008 Yuletide Treats, written for Carolyn. I'm glad I wasn't the only person who saw slashy undertones in this movie!


( Promises )

Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1436
Warnings: None.
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Author's notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

( How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock )

Title: ...Professor
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 210
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus can't resist this fantasy.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for snapelike from iamisaac, who requested Remus/Harry, "very messed up".

( ...Professor )

Title: The Point of Being an International Quidditch Player
Pairing: Viktor/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 273
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Viktor realises something.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for florahart from celandineb, who requested Viktor/Harry, "regardless".

( The Point of Being an International Quidditch Player )

Title: Cold Hands, Warm Heart
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 213
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Sirius warms Remus.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for aoibhe from mariamme with the prompt "fucking bloody freezing".

( Cold Hands, Warm Heart )

Title: Better the Instruction (21/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Remus; references to Remus/Sam, Teddy/Victoire.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 10610 words
Warnings: Nipple clamps, plugs, rimming, wanking, exhibitionism, incest, blowjobs, anal sex, first time.
Summary: Teddy tells Andrew something he didn't quite intend to, and begins his final lesson with Remus.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

This was meant to be posted last Monday, but I am all sorts of failcakes and only just remembered it now. I suppose I should just go ahead and post the next (the last, wah!) chapter now, too, heh, seeing as it's technically Monday...

( Better the Instruction (Chapter 21/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (20/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus/Sam; references to Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sirius.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7113 words
Warnings: Blow jobs, rimming, dirty talk, anal sex, semi-public sex.
Summary: Sam takes Remus shopping.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (Chapter 20/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (19/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew; references to Teddy/Remus, Remus/Sam.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7786 words
Warnings: Blowjobs, plugs, wanking, rimming, fantasising over dirty pictures.
Summary: Andrew had a crap day. Teddy makes him feel better.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (19/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (18/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Teddy; references to Remus/Sam, Remus/Sirius, Remus/other men, Teddy/Andrew.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 10,622 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, incest, nipple clamps, bondage, blowjobs, plugs, exhibitionism.
Summary: Remus finally gives Teddy his fifth lesson.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (18/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (15/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Andrew; references to Remus/Sam, Teddy/Simon, Teddy/Remus.
Chapter rating: R
Chapter length: 9025 words
Warnings: Frottage.
Summary: Teddy, Andrew, and Simon go to Charon, a gay wizarding club.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction, 15/22 )

Title: Better the Instruction (14/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Remus solo, Remus/Sam; references to Remus/Teddy, Teddy/Andrew, Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7233 words
Warnings: Wanking, incestuous fantasies, rimming fantasies, rimming, bottoming from the top.
Summary: After a bad full moon transformation, Remus reminds Teddy that he's expected for Christmas. Sam convinces Remus to attend a holiday party with him, and rewards him afterward.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (14/22) )

Title: Better the Instruction (13/22)
Authors: emiime and celandineb
Chapter pairings: Teddy/Simon (OC); references to Teddy/Remus, Remus/Sam, Teddy/Andrew, Teddy/Victoire, and Teddy/other boys.
Chapter rating: NC-17
Chapter length: 7122 words
Warnings: Frottage, mutual masturbation, nipple play, arseplay, references to rimming.
Summary: Teddy decides to try coming out to some of his friends, and ends up bringing one of them home.
Note: AU (Remus survived the war). See here for complete story header with all pairings/warnings.

( Better the Instruction (13/22) )

Title: Pavlina
Pairing: Charlie/Viktor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 269
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Viktor introduces Charlie to his other love.
Notes: For westernredcedar, who requested Charlie/Viktor, "triumph".

( Pavlina )