Title: Hippie Aunts Are the Best Aunts
Pairing: Luna/James II
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3267
Warnings: James is sixteen.
Summary: Aunt Luna doesn't wear a bra. Jamie notices. Things, um...happen.
Author's notes: Written as a pinch hit for eeyore9990 in the wizard_love exchange. I had insane amounts of fun writing this. Thanks to freckles42 and mariamme for indulging me.

( Hippie Aunts Are the Best Aunts )

Title: Footprints
Characters: Charlie/Hermione
Rating: G
Word Count: 350
Warnings: None.
Summary: Hermione has tried everything to get the paint off the floor.
Notes: For inell, who requested Charlie/Hermione, footprints, kiss. Can be seen as a sequel to Just Like A Woman, which I also wrote for the wonderful inell.

( Footprints )

Title: Desire Path
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Rating: G
Word Count: 240
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Hermione explains. Harry just kisses.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for heather11483 from inell who requested sweet and romantic Harry/Hermione, summer, stars, desire.

( Desire Path )

Title: Maybe Tonight
Pairing: George Michael/Maeby (Arrested Development)
Rating: R
Word Count: 2548
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Arrested Development belongs to Mitchell Hurwitz and the FOX Network.
Summary: Something very special is going to happen tonight. Maybe.
Notes: So, this is my Yuletide fic, the one I slaved over, cried over, agonized over. I'm really happy with the fic, actually, and with the reaction I got from my recipient, agate, and from the fandom in general. (Who knew there was such a big AD following?)


( Maybe Tonight )

Title: How the Seven Weasley Siblings Learned to Share (and Came Out On Top)
Authors: emiime and freckles42
Word Count: 5178
Rating: NC-17 (Seriously, this is pretty much just all smut--just how we like it. Of course Emi had to go in and add fluffy bits. Feel free to eyeroll.)
Summary: The adult Weasley children like to indulge once in a rare while--after all, what else are family reunions good for?
Notes: Our first collab, and it turns out that Weasleycest brings out the porny, productive side of both of us.

( How the Seven Weasley Siblings Learned to Share (and Came Out On Top) )

Title: Laughter
Pairing: Frank/Alice
Rating: R
Word Count: 250
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: There is always laughter.
Notes: Written for the erotic_elves October Flashfic challenge.

( Laughter )

Title: With Apologies to Mr Klein, It's Not Really An Option
Pairing: Percy/Angelina
Rating: R
Word Count: 3322
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy makes an unexpected friend, and she has a most unexpected idea.
Notes: This little fic is a long time coming. It was originally inspired by stephanometra and is therefore dedicated to her. It's an odd little story, but it insisted on being written this way. Also, bryonyraven owes me Percy/Neville now! Hooray! Unbetaed—feel free to point out any typos or anything that doesn't make sense. It all makes sense in my head, but than I'm a bit odd that way. Also, yeah, my Percy is pretty much canonically gay, and that hasn't changed here. Does Gay People Having Straight Sex count as a warning? …Nah. The title is a reference to Fritz Klein. Though Percy's probably not too familiar with Muggle sex researchers, but as I said, I'm crap at titles.

Originally posted to LJ on 5/13/07

( With Apologies to Mr Klein )

Title: By the Sea
Pairing: Draco/Luna
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 741
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Notes: Written as a teenyfic gift for ayida from aiobhe with the prompt Mackled Malaclaw. Originally posted to LJ on 6/18/07

( By the Sea )

Title: Do you remember I remember
Pairing: Frank/Alice
Rating: R
Word Count: 890
Warnings: Ouchy.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: There are some things that Alice remembers.
Notes: Thanks and love to freckles42 for everything. Originally posted 8/2/07 at LJ.



( Do you remember I used to be so pretty and so round )