Title: The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: R (mostly for Teddy's filthy mouth, but also for other things)
Word Count: 4570
Warnings: EWE. Offstage minor character death. Cigarettes. Angst. Leftover pasta.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognise belongs to me.
Summary: After his grandmother's death, Teddy is sent to live with Harry. And Percy finds a way to indulge his obsession.
Notes: This is the second pinch hit I wrote for the Percy Ficathon, for piratesword, in a manic twenty-four hour spree. I'm damned proud of it.

( The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin )

Title: Withdrawals
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Percy/George, past Fred/George
Word Count: 6555
Warnings: Past drug abuse. Also see pairings.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: In making his brother well, Percy discovers what he needs to heal himself.
Notes: This is my poor little overlooked, underloved Springsmut fic. *pats it* I love you, little fic. Heaps of thanks to celandineb and freckles42, who helped me to plot and plan and jump-start this fic. ♥


( Withdrawals )

Title: Merrily We Roll Along
Pairing: Percy/Harry, mentions of canon pairings and Percy/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4946
Warnings: None.
Summary: How did you get here from there? (What happened to Percy and Harry in those lost nineteen years.)
Disclaimers: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, and Stephen Sondheim owns Merrily We Roll Along. I own nothing but my ideas.
Notes: All my most heartfelt gratitude goes out to freckles42 (Here's to us. Who's like us? Damn few.) for her cheerleading and the brainstorming sessions and all the help, and for just being generally awesome. Written for el_em_en_oh_pee for Valensmut 2008.


( Merrily We Roll Along )

Title: Chroma
Characters: Percy Weasley
Rating: G
Word Count: 623
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: It's the brightness Percy can't stand.
Notes: Written for westwardlee for the 3fanholidays 2007 exchange.

( Chroma )

Title: The Price of Happiness
Pairing: Percy/Kingsley
Rating: PG
Word Count: 355
Warnings: Character death.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy has seen the price of happiness.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for melusinahp, who requested Percy/Kingsley. This is probably not at all what you wanted, and I'm so sorry.

( The Price of Happiness )

Title: Forgetting
Pairing: Remus/Ron
Rating: R
Word Count: 213
Warnings: AU, mentions of character death (not Remus or Ron).
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: They both remember. They help each other forget.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for nathaniel_hp, who requested Remus/Ron, "memories".

( Forgetting )

Title: Itch
Pairing: Percy/Twins
Rating: R
Word Count: 273
Warnings: Angst, incest, way underage, canon character death.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy's got an itch he can't scratch away.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for twindowlicker, who requested Percy/Twins, "itchy". I, um…don't know where this came from. The fucked-up part of my brain apparently kicked into overdrive today. (Also, this is technically yesterday's Advent Drabble--due to the storm my internet got knocked out when I was ready to post last night.)

( Itch )

Title: Twenty Years Later (All Was Lost)
Pairing: Unrequited Percy/Teddy, past Percy/Remus
Rating: PG
Word Count: 274
Warnings: Angst.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy realises why he likes Teddy so much.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for nqdonne, who requested Percy/Teddy.

( Twenty Years Later (All Was Lost) )

Title: A Light in the Attic
Pairing: Remus/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3794
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus has to help Ron—every one else has tried and failed.
Notes: Written for graceland428 in hp_springsmut. Originally posted to LJ on 3/1/07.

( A Light in the Attic )

Title: The Only Education Worth Having
Pairing: Harry/Dakin (HP/History Boys crossover)
Rating: R
Word Count: 587
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry's never asked why, when they're fucking, sometimes, Stuart calls him sir.
Notes: Originally written as a teenyfic gift for slasheuse from floweringjudas with the prompt Teachers. Originally posted on LJ on 6/24/07.


( The Only Education Worth Having )

Title: Do you remember I remember
Pairing: Frank/Alice
Rating: R
Word Count: 890
Warnings: Ouchy.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: There are some things that Alice remembers.
Notes: Thanks and love to freckles42 for everything. Originally posted 8/2/07 at LJ.



( Do you remember I used to be so pretty and so round )