Title: We Together Make A Limb
Pairing: Percy/Oliver
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3375
Warnings: None.
Summary: A career-ending injury has unexpected consequences for Percy and Oliver.
Author's Notes: Thanks to lee_west for assuring me that this works outside my own head. Title shamelessly stolen from the Decemberists song Red Right Ankle.

( We Together Make a Limb )

Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1436
Warnings: None.
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Author's notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

( How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock )

Title: Waiting
Pairing: Percy/Harry (preslash)
Rating: G
Word Count: 331
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: When the birds are quiet, something's going to happen.
Notes: A teaser/drabble for the very patient opusnone who won my Live Long and Marry fic auction. I'm still working on her prize, but hopefully this little niblet will suffice for now!

( Waiting )

Title: The Best of All Instructors
Pairing: Percy/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 508
Warnings: See pairing.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: He had to practise with someone.
Notes: This is for the lovely (and patient!) ghot, who requested some Percy/Ron from me ages ago.

Practise is the best of all instructors. Publicius Syrus, 42 B.C.E.

( The Best of All Instructors )

Title: Concentric
Pairing: Remus/Percy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 310
Warnings: Rimming
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy has a hard time keeping still when Remus does that.
Notes: So, this is shameless rimming porn with no redeeming value. No, seriously. No redeeming value whatsoever. Except to make my dear mnemosyne_1 smile, as this was originally posted as comment porn for her.

( Concentric )

Title: Morning Rush
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 311
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Mornings aren't the same anymore since Anthony started sleeping over.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1, because she stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She requested Percy/Anthony with the prompt "accidentally switching glasses".

( Morning Rush )

Title: The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: R (mostly for Teddy's filthy mouth, but also for other things)
Word Count: 4570
Warnings: EWE. Offstage minor character death. Cigarettes. Angst. Leftover pasta.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognise belongs to me.
Summary: After his grandmother's death, Teddy is sent to live with Harry. And Percy finds a way to indulge his obsession.
Notes: This is the second pinch hit I wrote for the Percy Ficathon, for piratesword, in a manic twenty-four hour spree. I'm damned proud of it.

( The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin )

Title: Getting Better at Being Better
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Neville/Anthony and permutations thereof
Rating: R
Word Count: 1631
Warnings: Battle-induced PTSD
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Anthony twitches, and Neville smells of earth. And Percy tries to be a Better Person.
Notes: I wrote this as a pinch-hit for the Percy Ficathon for the lovely zephre. I completely failed at being anonymous in the process.

( Getting Better at Being Better )

Title: Sightless
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1260
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry wants to know what it's like to be sightless.
Notes: Originally posted to daily_deviant on LJ on 2/9/07. This is one of my most favorite things I've ever written.


( Sightless )

Title: Midnight
Character: Percy
Rating: G
Word Count: 190
Warnings: Utter lack of commas.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Five midnights.
Notes: For zephre, who requested Percy, "intervention".

( Midnight )

Title: Spectacular
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 318
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry knows just what to do with specs while snogging.
Notes: For auntbijou, who answered my plea for Harry prompts with Percy/Harry, "What do we do with our glasses while snogging?"

( Spectacular )

Title: A Private Picnic
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: PG
Word Count: 319
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy doesn't like water.
Notes: For inell, who requested Percy/Neville, "bridge". (Also: I haven't the faintest what Neville's Patronus is, and I can't seem to find a reference for it online--feel free to correct if you know better than I do!)

Also! Happy Birthday, Neville! (A few hours too late, but still!)

( A Private Picnic )

Title: Polyjuiced
Pairing: Percy/Sirius/Remus
Rating: R
Word Count: 226
Warnings: Misuse of Polyjuice potion
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy and his lovers try something new.
Notes: For plotbunniofdoom, who requested Percy/Sirius/Remus.

( Polyjuiced )

Title: Foxtrot
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 365
Warnings: Epilogue kids (but it's not epilogue compliant!)
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Hermione's children are terrible dancers.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1 who requested Percy/Harry, "dance".

( Foxtrot )

Title: Letters Never Sent
Character: Percy
Rating: G
Word Count: 290
Warnings: Snapehate?
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy writes to Ginny upon the birth of Albus Severus.
Notes: For auntbijou, who requested Percy, thinking over why he hated Snape so much, and what he thought Snape did wrong as a teacher. And he can't understand why his sister and her husband would ever want to name an innocent baby after him! I kind of figure that Percy thinks he's caused enough trouble with letters and with the distancing himself from the family thing, so this is what he does when he can't quite say what he really wants to say.

( Letters Never Sent )

Title: Birthday Cards
Summary: Three decades of birthdays in the Weasley family.
Characters: The Weasley Family
Rating: G
Word Count: 1464
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Notes: For my dear freckles42 on her 25th birthday. I am sorry I stole Ginny's nickname from you but it was so inspiring. Have a fabulous day, and thank you for always being such a giving friend and cheerleader!

Originally posted to LJ on 4/7/07.


( Birthday Cards )

Title: Brothers In Arms
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1045
Warnings: Nonmagic AU
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: In an empty ward, in a beam of sunlight, two damaged men find love.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1, who requested hurt/comfort and disability. Written as part of the 24 Insane Hours QuickFic Fest.

( Brothers in Arms )

Title: Withdrawals
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Percy/George, past Fred/George
Word Count: 6555
Warnings: Past drug abuse. Also see pairings.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: In making his brother well, Percy discovers what he needs to heal himself.
Notes: This is my poor little overlooked, underloved Springsmut fic. *pats it* I love you, little fic. Heaps of thanks to celandineb and freckles42, who helped me to plot and plan and jump-start this fic. ♥


( Withdrawals )