Title: Shouldn't
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: G
Word Count: 311
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Boys shouldn't kiss boys.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for isidore13 from swtalmnd, who requested sweet Harry/Neville with awkwardness.

( Shouldn't )

Title: Like Flying
Pairing: Bill/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 147
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville never liked flying.
Notes: For alisanne, who requested Bill/Neville, "flying". Sorry this is so tiny, dearest! I had a hard time getting these two together, but I hope you like them.

( Like Flying )

Title: Rubdown
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 203
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville's feeling a little tender. Harry takes care of him.
Notes: For coffee_n_cocoa, who requested Neville/Harry, "tenderness".

( Rubdown )

Title: Getting Better at Being Better
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Neville/Anthony and permutations thereof
Rating: R
Word Count: 1631
Warnings: Battle-induced PTSD
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Anthony twitches, and Neville smells of earth. And Percy tries to be a Better Person.
Notes: I wrote this as a pinch-hit for the Percy Ficathon for the lovely zephre. I completely failed at being anonymous in the process.

( Getting Better at Being Better )

Title: Making Anthony Laugh
Character: Neville/Anthony
Rating: PG
Word Count: 206
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville's not sure where he heard the word, but he's pretty sure he can make Anthony laugh.
Notes: For celandineb, who wanted Neville/Anthony, "twatwaffle". Don't look at me like that—it was Cel's prompt!

( Making Anthony Laugh )

Title: A Private Picnic
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: PG
Word Count: 319
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy doesn't like water.
Notes: For inell, who requested Percy/Neville, "bridge". (Also: I haven't the faintest what Neville's Patronus is, and I can't seem to find a reference for it online--feel free to correct if you know better than I do!)

Also! Happy Birthday, Neville! (A few hours too late, but still!)

( A Private Picnic )

Title: Muddy Boots
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: R
Word Count: 278
Warnings: Spanking
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry didn't do a very good job cleaning the kitchen.
Notes: For coffee_n_cocoa, who requested Harry/Neville, consequences.

( Muddy Boots )

Title: In the Shower
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2028
Warnings: Watersports.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: In the castle, Percy and Neville are respected professors. In the shower, they become something else entirely.
Notes: To celandineb: Happiest of Birthdays to you! ♥ It's been so wonderful getting to know you this year. I'm sorry this is a little late but I do hope the inclusion of your favorite rare kink makes up for that!

( In the Shower )

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

1. A Little Help From My Friends, Joe Cocker

( I get by (Percy, Oliver, G) )

2. Chick Habit, April March

( It's not a trick, pay attention (Bill/Fleur, G) )

3. Mexico, James Taylor

( I've never really been so I don't really know (Percy/Neville, G) )

4. The Only Living Boy in New York, Paul Simon

( Here I am (Percy, G) )

5. Ana Ng, They Might Be Giants

( [A common name] Percy, Oliver, G) )

6. Walkin' After Midnight, Patsy Cline

( Searching for you (Percy, George, PG) )

7. Eddie Walker, Ben Folds Five

( Won't you smile? You look so shocked. (Arthur, G) )

8. Wild Wild Life, Talking Heads

( Tickling my fancy (Fred/George, R) )

9. Watching the Wheels, John Lennon

( People say I'm crazy (Charlie, G) )

10. If I Were Gay, Stephen Lynch

( I just don't see myself in you (Percy/Neville, PG) )

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

Unsurprisingly, mine are all Weasley-centric. Surprisingly, they are all low-rated!

1. Girlfriend is Better, Talking Heads

( Nothing is better than this (is it?) (Percy, G) )

2. Same In Any Language, I Nine

( Wherever you go (Charlie, G) )

3. Hell, Squirrel Nut Zippers

( But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay (Wee!Weasleys, G) )

4. Angel Band, Stanley Brothers

( O bear me away on your snow white wings (Fred, PG) )

5. One Down, Ben Folds

( I must admit I didn't know (Percy, G) )

6. Grace Kelly, Mika

( I could be violet sky (unrequited Percy/Harry, G) )

7. I Am A Rock, Simon and Garfunkel

( And an island never cries (Percy, G) )

8. Twisting, They Might Be Giants

( There's not a lot of things that she'll take back (Percy/Harry, PG) )

9. Summertime, Janis Joplin

( The living is easy (Weasleys, G) )

10. Love Is All Around, R.E.M. (cover)

( On my love you can depend (Percy/Neville, G) )

Title: Specs and Sex
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1685
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville gets glasses, and Percy finds him irresistible.
Notes: For coffee_n_cocoa, who suggested this scenario to me quite some time ago. My glasses fetish really got out of control during the writing of this story. Thank you for indulging me! (Also please do not fault this fic for its lame title—it's better than my other option, Unapologetic Glasses Smut.)

( Specs and Sex )

Title: And follow
Pairing: Neville/James
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 217
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville remembers other winters and prepares himself for this one.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for celandineb, who requested Neville/James, "Try to remember".

( And follow )

Title: Loving
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville loves Charlie in the darkness and in the light.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for mariamme, who requested Charlie/Neville, "learning".

( Loving )

Title: Avoiding the Mistletoe
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: G
Word Count: 189
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy and Neville like to keep their private lives private.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for inell, who requested Percy/Neville, "mistletoe".

( Avoiding the Mistletoe )

Title: Decorations and Distractions
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: R
Word Count: 206
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville distracts Percy a bit while they decorate their tree.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for alisanne, who requested Percy/Neville, "decorate".

( Decorations and Distractions )

Title: Trust
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: R
Word Count: 168
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Learning to let go, learning to trust.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for kaellite, who requested Percy/Neville, after Neville's seventh year where he was essentially in charge of things, Percy teaches Neville the joy of taking orders again.

( Trust )

Title: How to be Brave
Pairing: Percy/Neville
Rating: G
Word Count: 407 (I really don't know why I can't write hundred-word drabbles.)
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. (Franklin Jones)
Notes: An Advent Drabble for mrsquizzical, who requested Neville/someone, "courage".

( How to be Brave )

Title: All in the Wrist
Pairing: Charlie/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 169
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie's always been innovative.
Notes: Written as comment porn for pre_raphaelite1...it's kind of a long story, but the idea of wristjobs came up, and I just couldn't help myself.


( All in the Wrist )