Title: Desire Path
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Rating: G
Word Count: 240
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Hermione explains. Harry just kisses.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for heather11483 from inell who requested sweet and romantic Harry/Hermione, summer, stars, desire.

( Desire Path )

Title: ...Professor
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 210
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Remus can't resist this fantasy.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for snapelike from iamisaac, who requested Remus/Harry, "very messed up".

( ...Professor )

Title: The Point of Being an International Quidditch Player
Pairing: Viktor/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 273
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Viktor realises something.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for florahart from celandineb, who requested Viktor/Harry, "regardless".

( The Point of Being an International Quidditch Player )

Title: Shouldn't
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: G
Word Count: 311
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Boys shouldn't kiss boys.
Notes: A teenyfic gift for isidore13 from swtalmnd, who requested sweet Harry/Neville with awkwardness.

( Shouldn't )

Title: Waiting
Pairing: Percy/Harry (preslash)
Rating: G
Word Count: 331
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: When the birds are quiet, something's going to happen.
Notes: A teaser/drabble for the very patient opusnone who won my Live Long and Marry fic auction. I'm still working on her prize, but hopefully this little niblet will suffice for now!

( Waiting )

Title: Rubdown
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 203
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville's feeling a little tender. Harry takes care of him.
Notes: For coffee_n_cocoa, who requested Neville/Harry, "tenderness".

( Rubdown )

Title: Spicing Things Up
Pairing: Charlie/Harry
Rating: R
Word Count: 267
Warnings: Rimming.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Charlie
Notes: For big_dreaming_k, who stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme and who asked for Charlie/Harry, "spice".

( Spicing Things Up )

Title: The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: R (mostly for Teddy's filthy mouth, but also for other things)
Word Count: 4570
Warnings: EWE. Offstage minor character death. Cigarettes. Angst. Leftover pasta.
Disclaimer: Nothing you recognise belongs to me.
Summary: After his grandmother's death, Teddy is sent to live with Harry. And Percy finds a way to indulge his obsession.
Notes: This is the second pinch hit I wrote for the Percy Ficathon, for piratesword, in a manic twenty-four hour spree. I'm damned proud of it.

( The Seriously Secret Diary of Theodore Remus Lupin )

Title: Sightless
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1260
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry wants to know what it's like to be sightless.
Notes: Originally posted to daily_deviant on LJ on 2/9/07. This is one of my most favorite things I've ever written.


( Sightless )

Title: Spectacular
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 318
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry knows just what to do with specs while snogging.
Notes: For auntbijou, who answered my plea for Harry prompts with Percy/Harry, "What do we do with our glasses while snogging?"

( Spectacular )

Title: Foxtrot
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: G
Word Count: 365
Warnings: Epilogue kids (but it's not epilogue compliant!)
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Hermione's children are terrible dancers.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1 who requested Percy/Harry, "dance".

( Foxtrot )

Title: Muddy Boots
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Rating: R
Word Count: 278
Warnings: Spanking
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry didn't do a very good job cleaning the kitchen.
Notes: For coffee_n_cocoa, who requested Harry/Neville, consequences.

( Muddy Boots )

Title: Brothers In Arms
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1045
Warnings: Nonmagic AU
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: In an empty ward, in a beam of sunlight, two damaged men find love.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1, who requested hurt/comfort and disability. Written as part of the 24 Insane Hours QuickFic Fest.

( Brothers in Arms )

Title: Office Hours
Pairing: Remus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 325
Warnings: Chan. Chan chan chan channity chan chan. Seriously.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Porn. Remus spends some time with one of his favorite students.
Notes: Originally written as comment porn for the_con_cept. Utter porn with absolutely no redeeming value. Seriously. I have no excuse for myself.


( Office Hours )

Title: Merrily We Roll Along
Pairing: Percy/Harry, mentions of canon pairings and Percy/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4946
Warnings: None.
Summary: How did you get here from there? (What happened to Percy and Harry in those lost nineteen years.)
Disclaimers: J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, and Stephen Sondheim owns Merrily We Roll Along. I own nothing but my ideas.
Notes: All my most heartfelt gratitude goes out to freckles42 (Here's to us. Who's like us? Damn few.) for her cheerleading and the brainstorming sessions and all the help, and for just being generally awesome. Written for el_em_en_oh_pee for Valensmut 2008.


( Merrily We Roll Along )

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays.
You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble
You start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

Unsurprisingly, mine are all Weasley-centric. Surprisingly, they are all low-rated!

1. Girlfriend is Better, Talking Heads

( Nothing is better than this (is it?) (Percy, G) )

2. Same In Any Language, I Nine

( Wherever you go (Charlie, G) )

3. Hell, Squirrel Nut Zippers

( But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay (Wee!Weasleys, G) )

4. Angel Band, Stanley Brothers

( O bear me away on your snow white wings (Fred, PG) )

5. One Down, Ben Folds

( I must admit I didn't know (Percy, G) )

6. Grace Kelly, Mika

( I could be violet sky (unrequited Percy/Harry, G) )

7. I Am A Rock, Simon and Garfunkel

( And an island never cries (Percy, G) )

8. Twisting, They Might Be Giants

( There's not a lot of things that she'll take back (Percy/Harry, PG) )

9. Summertime, Janis Joplin

( The living is easy (Weasleys, G) )

10. Love Is All Around, R.E.M. (cover)

( On my love you can depend (Percy/Neville, G) )

Title: Slice
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: PG
Word Count: 635
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry's advances lead to an unfortunate incident involving a kitchen knife, and the possibility of a very fortunate incident a little later.
Notes: This was supposed to be comment porn for celandineb, but it turned into something more resembling comment romance. Ah, well. Also, Percy's bloody hand is somehow very sexy to me. I don't understand my own brain sometimes.


( Slice )

Title: How to Find the Perfect Christmas Present in Only Four Short Years
Pairing: Percy/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1670
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Every year, Percy draws Harry's name for Christmas.
Notes: More than an Advent Drabble—a birthday ficlet masquerading as an Advent Drabble! And really not a drabble by any stretch of the imagination—it ran away with me. Happy Birthday to the always enthusiastic nqdonne! ♥

( How to Find the Perfect Christmas Present in Only Four Short Years )

Title: Cat-sitting
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 132
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Harry and Ron are inconvenienced by their charge.
Notes: An Advent Drabble for freckles42, who requested Harry/Ron, "Crookshanks".

( Cat-sitting )