Title: Meet the Goldsteins
Characters: Anthony Goldstein/Michael Corner
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 776
Warnings: Shameless self-indulgence.
Summary: It's not an occasion, but Anthony might vomit, and Michael really shouldn't wear a tracksuit.
Notes: For annearchy, who requested Anthony/Michael, "the odd couple". This is definitely somewhat inspired by our soon-to-be-dearly-departed road_ahead, though I don't think robriki's Mikey would ever find himself in this situation. Call it RA AU if you like, heh.

( Meet the Goldsteins  )

Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1436
Warnings: None.
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Author's notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

( How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock )

Title: Morning Rush
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 311
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Mornings aren't the same anymore since Anthony started sleeping over.
Notes: For mnemosyne_1, because she stumped me in the Stump the Author Meme. She requested Percy/Anthony with the prompt "accidentally switching glasses".

( Morning Rush )

Title: Getting Better at Being Better
Pairing/Characters: Percy/Neville/Anthony and permutations thereof
Rating: R
Word Count: 1631
Warnings: Battle-induced PTSD
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Anthony twitches, and Neville smells of earth. And Percy tries to be a Better Person.
Notes: I wrote this as a pinch-hit for the Percy Ficathon for the lovely zephre. I completely failed at being anonymous in the process.

( Getting Better at Being Better )

Title: Making Anthony Laugh
Character: Neville/Anthony
Rating: PG
Word Count: 206
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Neville's not sure where he heard the word, but he's pretty sure he can make Anthony laugh.
Notes: For celandineb, who wanted Neville/Anthony, "twatwaffle". Don't look at me like that—it was Cel's prompt!

( Making Anthony Laugh )

Title: Forgetting Harry
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: R
Word Count: 2833
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy makes Anthony forget about his obsession with Harry.
Notes: This is what happens when I am working on a (completely unrelated to this one) fic at one-thirty in the morning and suddenly and without warning, my brain shifts gears entirely. Also, this contains a 91-word sentence. Which is scary even for me, the Undisputed Queen of Run-On Sentences. You have been warned. Oh--also, feel free to point out typos, as I am barely lucid at this point. XD

( Forgetting Harry )

Title: How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock
Pairing: Percy/Anthony
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1436
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: Percy likes women very much, thank you, except that he totally doesn't.
Notes: I truly apologize for that title. Wow.

( How Percy Weasley Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cock )

Title: Theology of the Body Made Simple
Pairing: Percy Weasley/Anthony Goldstein
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2060
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Not mine. JKR's.
Summary: On a trip to Israel, Weasley and Goldstein discover ancient magic and entirely new feelings.
Notes: I caught some crap for this story when it was originally posted. If you have a problem with it, I'd love to discuss it with you. Please don't talk about it behind my back. This was originally posted 7/9/07 on LJ.

( Theology of the Body Made Simple )