Independece//The Marauders
Title: Letters Fandom: Harry Potter Characters: the Marauders Prompt: 094; Independence. Word Count: 279 Rating: PG/PG-13 for very mild language Summary: Sirius runs away and Peter's face is swelling.
A/N: Er... it's very silly. Be warned.
Prongs-
I've had it. I'm fucking sick of them. I can't stay here anymore. Any chance I can stay at your place for the rest of the summer?
- Padfoot
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Hey Padfoot,
Of course you can stay with us- Mum says she "would be delighted" to haave you, though I didn't exactly tell her that you were running away for good. Not too sure how she'll react to that.
What did your elitist arsehole parents do now?
Get over here soon, you mangy dog, Prongs
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My Dear Mssr. Sirius Orion Black,
Mssr. Potter has just informed me of your departure from your family home and your declaration of independence. I am writing to inquire after your mental state and health. Please respond directly with any tasks I can complete to help from my remote location.
Respectfully, Mssr. Remus John Lupin
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My Dear Mssr. Remus John Lupin,
We've been good mates for a long six years now. I give you leave to drop the formalities.
Sincerely,
Mssr. Sirius Orion Black
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My darling S.O.B.,
I write you thus because I know how much you despise it.
Love, Remus
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My DARLING Wanker,
Go bugger yourself.
No love, Sirius
PS: I'm joking. I love you. I want to have your babies.
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Hey Wormtail,
You should probably check into a hospital if it swells anymore. I also suggest you use more of that anti-acne potion you have - it'll probably help.
Prongs
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To the likenesses of Mssrs. Sirius Black and James Potter:
Mssr. Moony would like to express his extreme disappointment in Mssrs. Padfoot and Prongs for pulling such a distasteful prank on Mssr. Wormtail.