My Ethan Ficathon Pieceentrenous88
asked for fine scotch and a promise to cure a demon, set after “A New Man”. So, in a hopeless collision of timelines after that point, here’s free!Ethan, soulless!chipped!Spike, and hostage!Andrew, some liquid refreshment and a rather embarrassing affliction, in:( Warts and All, (1414 words, rated R) )Notes for non-British readers:
*Delia Smith is a tv cook and cookery writer of rather wholesome character.
*Clan Dew is a wine/whisky blended drink. No posh bloke worth his salt would be caught dead drinking it. Spike, on the other hand....