Missing Persons Report
Certain Gothamites may or may not be perturbed to realize that the Robin count has gone back down to two. (The average age remains unchanged.) I'm sure you thought the local one was just being quiet... but wait, has anyone even seen him since the party?
Totally unrelated: Bruce Wayne's youngest ward, that rapscallion Tim Drake, has been skipping classes again. His teacup hasn't seen him either. Must be acting out. It's probably just a phase.
Yet less related, to the point of utter irrelevance, we swear: one Lobsang Ludd, a ward of the Foundling Program branch Blüdhaven, has also gone missing. The Program has accordingly submitted a report to the local authorities.