Hiro Nakamura (your_hiro) wrote in earth12_logs, @ 2009-03-11 22:40:00 |
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Entry tags: | hiro!your_hiro, kitten!meoooow |
When in Rome
Who: Kitten, Hiro, all-suffering department store employees
What: Shoppiiiiiiiing~<3
When: Sunday afternoon
Where: First, Macy’s, and then – the WORLD!
Why: Emo Hiro iz emo
Kitten: *awwwwwwwwww Kitten will cheer him up! 8D*
Kitten: *no she won't*
Kitten: *it will be the shallowest thing ever*
Hiro: *Well, he'd still expect that, 'cause he's a dorky salaryman so what else should he get from women?*
Kitten: *^.^ I know, right? You're like, totally lucky I'm paying attention to you at all!*
Hiro: *attempting light conversation…big stress on attempting* So…Japan think American girls all same. Ummmo…zat true?
Kitten: ^.^ No, silly. I'm the best American.
Hiro: So...you not habu scary boyfriend ando crazy...ness?
Hiro: “Crazyness” is right?
Kitten: Oh, I used to have a scary boyfriend. But he's in jail now! ^.^
Kitten: And no, silly, of course I'm not crazy. *playful shove*
Hiro: Ohh n- ita! >__o **he's a bruiser**
Kitten: Oh no, are you, like, okay?
Hiro: **pouty face** No! I go to work, get on train, and I am here! Not work, not Japan!
Hiro: My faaza very angry!
Kitten: Awwwwwwwwww, *taking your hand* there, there. I'm sure your Daddy will understand.
Kitten: *pulling* C'mon. I know what'll make you feel better!
Hiro: ??? **being led like a lil' puppy**
Kitten: *into Macy's!*
Hiro: **gawk gawk gawk** Woooooow...
Hiro: Like Shibuya....
Kitten: *giggle!* Shibuya's, like, way too punk. It's more like Ginza!
Kitten: *lalala let's go shopping you need new clothes if you're going to be seen with me ^.~*
Hiro: But... I habu no dollarsu, only yen
Kitten: That's okay!
Kitten:We can go to Ginza tomorrow, and you can take ME shopping! ^.^
Hiro: NANI??? We go home!? How???
Kitten: In the jet, silly!
Hiro: What is jet-o? (.__.)a
Hiro: You Engulish teacha?
Kitten: *giggle!* You're so funny.
Hiro: **not sure how to take that** Zat...good?
Kitten: Mmhm! Try this on. *piling things into your arms now*
Hiro: Aaa-ahh... **stumbles into a women's dressing room**
Hiro: **is rushed out with a heraldry of shrieks**
Hiro: **droppin' stoof left and right**
Kitten: Are you a pervert?
Hiro: Wuah! **drops EVERYTHING** No no! I no chikan! I... I don't know store! **really stressin' now, looks fit to just bolt**
Kitten: *siiiiigh*
Kitten: *snaps her fingers*
Kitten: *Macy's lady immediately appears, collects all dropped articles*
Kitten: *meanwhile she pets you on the cheek.* There, there.
Hiro: Uh... **tries to help sales lady, is hand-fluttered away**
Hiro: Sorry, sorry! =__=;;;
Kitten: *pat pat pat*
Kitten: *petting your hair now, you my pet.* Shhhh.
Hiro: **oooooooookaaaay** >__> You...very nice American. We really go to Ginza?
Kitten: Sure. I was going this week anyway. ^.^
Kitten: And I know.
Hiro: **awkward shuffle in direction of door, but not so fast as to pull away from that hand petting his hair**
Kitten: *pout!*
Hiro: I... I think maybe this store not like me. Maybe go another place?
Kitten: . . . *tapping her chin thoughtfully.*
Kitten: *Waving the Macy's lady off. Her expenditures put that woman's kids through college, the clothes are back on the racks before we're out the door!*
Hiro: **feels a little more at home now that the invisible salespeople have tidied up, and tries to act like a respectable businessman's son. Offers his arm, but doesn't know that you're not supposed to make puppy-eyes when you do that**
Kitten: *awwww, you're adorable! Giggle. Takes it.* Y'know what?
Hiro: Nani?
Kitten: I'm hungry. *sweeping you this way!*
Hiro: Oh... I no eat breakfasto... **letting you lead with a little-boy smile**
Kitten: Oh, I've been on that diet. It stinks. *almost sympathy!* And I know my faaavorite Italian place will just love to see us. *flick of her wrist! A taxi appears*
Hiro: **Italian? For break- oh yeah, time change** O-okay! Ah...so you...you impotant person, huh? Taxi never stop for me... **Hiro fails at smalltalk**
Kitten: *sparkling smile, letting go so you can open the door for her!* ^.^ Of course I'm important! I'm an up and coming star!
Hiro: **just stands there, wondering why you're not getting in- oh right!! Opens door hastily** Oh really? You in movie, like, uh... **American stars, American stars...** Britoney Spearzu?
Hiro: **please let that be right**
Kitten: *picking her skirts up, stepping in, and nose in the air* Ew, no. Do I look like a total tramp?
Hiro: **doesn’t know what that is, but the tone is enough of a cue** No, no! **sitting down awkardly on the far side** You look very pretty! **blush**
Kitten: ^__________^ Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, you're such a gentleman!!
((To Be Continued!!))