Screenshot of IG Private Messages, Sent Via Text to Dottie Darling
duncatdad
Today at 10:17 AM
So, this will probably sound like I'm crazy, but I have to ask. If I made a... let's say 'sizeable'... donation to your favorite animal charity, would there be any way at all that my friend and I could meet Fergus?
fergus.the.squish.face
Today at 10:32 AM
... Definitely crazy. I'm not inviting strangers to my house to meet my cat.
duncatdad
Today at 10:35 AM
That's fair. Thanks for responding, anyway.
fergus.the.squish.face
Today at 2:47 PM
Define "sizeable".
duncatdad
Today at 3:05 PM
I'll go make the donation, and you can tell me if it was enough. If not, no harm done. They can keep the money, and I'll keep admiring Fergus from IG.
fergus.the.squish.face
Today at 4:12 PM
Dear Lord. That's... Alright. Yes. But I meet you and your friend in public first. And don't post any pictures. I appreciate the donation... like, a lot... but I can't do this for everyone.
duncatdad
Today at 4:14 PM
Deal.
[OOC: Fergus is from here. We don't actually know him or his owner. We're just borrowing his adorable squishy face for adorable squishy plot.]