I fear that I've been failing miserably in the Reminding Everyone How Amazing This Woman Is department and I couldn't let that be the case any longer. So, on the off chance that there is anyone in this town that isn't completely aware, my wife, the beautiful Annie Nikolaev, is amazing and I'm not hyperbolizing in the least when I say that I thank my lucky stars each and every day that I get to spend the rest of my life with her at my side.
There you have it. I hope your various devices could handle that cheese, as sincere as it happened to be. I was sorely tempted to lay it on anonymously, but I was greedy enough to want proper recognition.
ANNIE
Unrelated to singing your praises, I had another dream.