Title: Such a Bloody Tease
Author: sweetmelodykiss
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Draco
Rating: G
Word Count: 340
advent_drabbles Prompt 5: Christmas Ornaments
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein.

( Such a Bloody Tease )

Title: Wrapping Up Lunch
Author: alisanne
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: The boys take a long lunch.
Word Count: 275
Genre: Humor, romance, erotica.
Warnings: Silliness
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Wrapping and for slythindor100's Advent prompt: picture of two men in bed.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Wrapping Up Lunch )

Current Mood: working

Title: A Snog and a Cuddle
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: The boys take a night off.
Word Count: 630
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles's prompt #4: Firelight. It's the follow up to, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, and Inexplicably Bound.
Beta: angela_snape
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A Snog and Cuddle )

Current Mood: working

Title: Wishful Thinking
Author: alisanne
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Challenge: Written for snupin100's prompt #237: Wishful Thinking
Characters: Remus/Severus
Beta: sevfan
Authors Notes: Some wishes are more potent than others.
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Wishful Thinking )

Current Mood: working

Title: Favourite Thing
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 200
Summary: Harry hadn’t always been Severus’ favourite thing, but he certainly was now.
Rating: NC-17
Beta: katiebell_0408
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: snarry100 challenge 191 – Favourites

Current Mood: mellow

Whoops, almost missed one. *races clock*

Happy Birthday to

roelliej!

Many happy returns, sweetie! :)

Current Mood: tired

Title: Just Wrong
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco has his own way of being helpful.
Word Count: 245
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Mulled Wine and for slythindor100's Advent prompt #3: Skating Rink
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Just Wrong )

Current Mood: hopeful

Public Service Announcement #1: InsaneJournal's running a permanent account sale for the next month. I know I've got some new friends at IJ *cuddles you all* and if you can at all afford it, this is a very good deal. *cuddles my 500 icons*

Public Service Announcement #2: Speaking of things that must be purchased despite being unreasonably outrageously priced: the Gays of Our Lives con FINALLY got their website up and running. Looks like all the DeRo-centric stuff is scheduled for Saturday; I'd love to try to swing the VIP ticket, seeing as it's for charity and all, but it'll be tight. And to be honest, the other stuff doesn't appeal. (Brunch? Do I really want to see these people in the morning... or have them see me before I've downed a bucket of coffee? shellydkitty and aldiara can verify that it ain't pretty.) But there will be an EKP kinda thingy there during some of the free time, and we will have to get our "AWZ: This show's not for wimps" t-shirts.

Anybody else thinking of going?

So aldiara and I are rewatching DeRo v.1 together, and I haz thoughts...

Current Mood: horny

Title: The True Spirit of the Season
Author: sweetmelodykiss
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
advent_drabbles Prompt 4: Yule Log
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein.

( The True Spirit of the Season )

Title: Inextricably Bound
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Harry discovers the joy of playing with ribbon.
Word Count: 1040
Genre: Erotica, romance
Warnings: Snarry smexing
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles prompt #3: Christmas Ribbon. I've decided to vary the names on these, so while parts 1 and 2 have similar names, the rest prolly won't. This is part three in a series and should be read after Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles and Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding.
Beta: eeyore9990
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Inextricably Bound )

Current Mood: hopeful

Title: A James By Any Other Name
Author/Artist: alisanne
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Challenge: Written for harry100's prompt #60: James Sirius
Rating: G
Length: 100
Warnings: Silliness
Beta: sevfan
Notes: Not sure what to say about this one. *runs away*
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( A James By Any Other Name )

Current Mood: working

Title: Carry On, Gentlemen
Author: sweetmelodykiss
Pairing: Severus/Sirius
Rating: Mild R
Word Count: 333
advent_drabbles Prompt 3: Christmas Ribbon
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein.

( Carry On, Gentlemen )

This is a totally random question, but we are befuddled by a Turkish word used on our German soap. It sounds like "shoe-pus" and might be spelled şöpaz or çepaz or shöpas or [insert your own spelling], and it's just baffling us. (Well, baffling aldiara anyway, because she's awesome like that and won't rest until she cracks it.)

In context, one character is complaining about her family and her boyfriend says he could get his brothers to beat everyone up, and she replies, "Yes, then the [shöpaz] would be over." So we're thinking it's something like "drama" or "idiocy" or "trouble", but none of those meanings are churning out anything that remotely looks like şöpaz or çepaz or shöpas.

Here's the 15 second clip where they use it. Repeatedly.

Any thoughts?

ETA: OK, so a query at linguaphiles turned up... well, nothing, other than that it's probably a made-up word. Or possibly slang Turkish used in Germany. But with native speakers as baffled as we are, we don't feel so bad.

SOLVED! Thanks to frogspace and gin_tonic who explained it's a faux-Turkish pronunciation of 'Spaß'. THANK YOU!

Current Mood: curious

Title: Wizard Porn
Author: fancypantsdylan (on LJ as rage_jt)
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 300
Summary: Harry finds porn in the unlikeliest of places
Rating: R
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: snarry100 challenge 190 – Flourish & Blotts

Current Mood: awake

Title: Nude Modelling
Author: fancypantsdylan (on LJ as rage_jt)
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 100
Summary: Severus tries to lay down the law regarding Harry’s new job
Rating: PG-13
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: slytherins100 challenge 98: art school

Current Mood: awake

Title: Someplace Warm
Author: alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: While others shovel, Harry and Draco find someplace warm.
Word Count: 262
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Silliness
A/N: Written for dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Snow/Snowman and for slythindor100's Advent prompt #2: shovelling snow
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Someplace Warm )

Current Mood: thoughtful

Real life's been a bit crazy, so I have been remiss with birthday greetings. Apologies!

Happy Belated Birthdays yesterday to

sesheta!
(although I did get her on LJ)



jazngurl88!



maskofsmiles!

and



ofey!

And Happy Birthday today to

kallia!

and



harryno1fan!

Many happy returns to you all! ♥

Current Mood: thoughtful

Title: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding
Author: alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus appreciates the consistency of rum sauce.
Word Count: 656
Genre: Erotica, humor
Warnings: Foodsmut, heh.
A/N: Written for adventdrabbles prompt #2: Plum pudding. This is intended as a sequel to Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards: Day 1 - Candles, and is best read after that.
Beta: sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

( Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding )

Current Mood: tired

Title: Harry
Author: fancypantsdylan
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Word Count: 4 x 100
Warning(s): mention of mpreg, slight angst
Summary: Harry finds out something about his father and godfather
Rating: PG-13
Beta: none, all mistakes are mine
Disclaimer: All characters owned by JK Rowling, I just play with them. No profit made on use of characters.
Challenge: harry100 Challenge Prompt 60: James Sirius

Current Mood: tired

Title: A Tempting Confection
Author: sweetmelodykiss
Pairing: Snupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100 x 2
advent_drabbles Prompt 2: Christmas Pudding
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters herein.

( A Tempting Confection )