|bitterfic (bitterfic) wrote in drabble_a_trois,|
@ 2009-11-10 13:53:00
|Entry tags:||challenge 39: crack, fandom: fight club|
Challenge #39: Crack- Fight Club Marla/Narrator/Tyler
Title: Fully Integrated
Fandom: Fight Club
Warnings: Sex, language.
Word Count: 162
Challenge #39: Crack
The state pays a therapist $200 an hour to integrate Tyler and I into a unified personality. Ideally this unified personality that will not create mayhem.
Tyler and I should do things together, the therapist says. Not fight, not sabotage, harmless day to day activities. Shower, cook breakfast, make love to Marla. Tyler and I. Together.
“In other words,” Marla say dragging on her cigarette, “a good gang-bang will set you right.”
“Three people is no a gang-bang,”
“Let’s get too it.” She says.
So Tyler and Marla are fucking. They’ve been going at it for hours. Having jerked off twenty minutes into the “session” I am sitting on the edge of the bed listening and reading the IKEA catalog. Insert peg A into hole B.
“Sweet Mary Motherfucker of God,” Marla screams. Insert peg C into hole D.
I wait to become fully integrated.