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Mar. 16th, 2014


[info]contradiction

[public]

My key doesn't work any longer.

I've tried the door I used to use. I tried everything on that floor. Hell, I tried every door in that building.

I can't get into any doors any longer.

Mar. 7th, 2014


[info]flearidden

[Public.]

Best joke you've heard all week. And go.

Mar. 2nd, 2014

[info]hoodedred

I don't know the fucker sleeping on my couch. where's red's knife when you need it?

Feb. 18th, 2014


[info]innumerable

Public, Lily P, Marina S, Marauders, Harry P

This is highly disturbing literature. I require a scouring charm on my eyes. Thank you, Cupid, you darling cherub.

[Locked to Lily P]
Love, I've only just come through the door. Forgive me for a belated Valentine's gift.

[Locked to Marina S, just in case]
If you're not through the door as Lily, might I have a small word?

[Locked to Marauders (& Michael K)]
Oi, where're you gits at? I've chocolate for you.

[Locked to Harry P]
Harry!

Feb. 16th, 2014


[info]flearidden

[Gray & Public.]

[Locked to Gray de L.]

I got Thursday off. You said I could come see your big kitchen.

[Public.]

What put the dent in the mixer?

[info]notawarlock

Public, Laura K, Gwen S

[As Billy K]

I think my Chocolate Frog is broken.

I have freaking magical powers, but I can't have an edible frog that jumps around? This calls for some experimentation.

[ETA:] The flowers are gorgeous. [...] Thank you.

[Gwen S]

Enjoy your breakfast?

[Laura K]

So, where are we going first?

Feb. 14th, 2014

[info]ex_therianth938

Public

Yes, Cupid's other, seriously. I like the books.

Although St Valentine must be bloody kidding me. It's not bloody on having a moon tonight.

Feb. 7th, 2014


[info]flearidden

[Locked from Ella.]

[Subsequent to this conversation, Michael locks this post to the people already participating: Louis, Shane, Joey, the earlier Valentine anon, and himself.]

Joey A., you are a fucking asshole. You want to whine like a little girl about your reputation a little more?

Shane A., if she asked for the dress and somewhere to go, why wouldn't she want to go?

[info]doorscupid

Michael K, public away from Michael K

[Michael K]

They come in three other colors besides cherry fucking red.

[Public, but locked away from Michael K]

Any rich motherfuckers that would buy a fucking Kitchenaid mixer for me?

[info]doorscupid

Public, not visible by Ella D

This is last call, fellas. I struck out last time, but maybe someone wants to do what Joey A. didn't? I'm looking for a friend of Ella's to drive a car, open some doors and let her lean against his arm. I'm not looking for romance, because not every woman needs a lover regardless of what the tabloids say. I'm looking for a friend, someone she can have a nice few hours with. It's all on me.

[Post contents deleted. Comments still visible.]

Feb. 1st, 2014

[info]doorscupid

[Sirius B]

I think, my friend, that we all want the same thing. Unfortunately if I find an admiring Valentine that's always in the mood, I may keep said Valentine to myself.

Jan. 30th, 2014


[info]chanteuse

Max "B", Michael K, Public

[Max "B"]

You're still alive over there, right? Before you get mad, I didn't mean to.

[Michael K]

How were the kitchens?

[Public]

I'm pretty sure if you were any good at math you could guess how many houses were going up nearby by the number of people who ordered the full plate this morning.

Jan. 19th, 2014


[info]grandemauvais

[Locked to Michael K]

Still alive?

Jan. 16th, 2014

[info]ex_therianth938

Public as Remus L

So this is that 'very dangerous, can't see where it's from, possibly terrible' magic, then? Good-o.

Jan. 8th, 2014


[info]travelsbybroom

[Public, as Elphaba T.]

[Angry frantic letters, tearing at the paper]

If I find out this is one of your tricks, wizard, I will hunt you down. I will chase you back into that ridiculous balloon and set fire to everything you care about. I WANT HIM BACK NOW.

Jan. 5th, 2014


[info]chanteuse

Public, Michael K

[Public]

There's got to be a way to get blood out of poly-blend.

[Michael K]

I didn't say thank you for Christmas. You didn't have to do that.

Jan. 3rd, 2014


[info]clearmyledger

[Public]

[As Abigail K]

Okay...what the hell is this site for?

Dec. 28th, 2013


[info]willpower

[Public]

So done with Christmas songs.

And to the boy who bought my Metallica t-shirt, I guess you finally made it.

Dec. 8th, 2013


[info]chanteuse

Michael K, Max M, Lin A

[Michael K]

It wasn't awful. How was the diner?

[Max M]

Thanks.

[Lin A]

My sister and I didn't kill each other over turkey. I'm pretty sure we can't get drunk every holiday though. How was Thanksgiving?

[Public]

How young is too young for mall Santas?

Dec. 4th, 2013


[info]flearidden

[Locked to Wren]

You haven't been on the bus in a while.

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