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Feb. 11th, 2013


[info]pesadilla

[Public, as Lin A]
HOW TO HAVE THE BEST TUESDAY NIGHT
a how-to brought to you by Lin E. A.

1. Take this video
Video behind the cut )
2. Full-screen that bitch
3. Watch forever

Alternatively, for the more adventurous sort:
2. Full-screen that bitch
3. Get your dad's steering wheel controller from NASCAR Racing 2
4. ????*
5. Profit!!!


I take payment in the form of Hostess snacks only. Thank you.



*Spoiler (highlight to see): lol I can't believe you highlighted this. - No, but really, just use your gd imagination and pretend you're a rat behind a steering wheel in a maze that flips upside down a lot. It's not that hard. I do it all the time.


Locked to Aubrey R )
Locked to Winnie O )
Locked to Daniel W )

Feb. 10th, 2013


[info]pesadilla

Instant replay text to Sam A.

[After this mess.]

Sam. Why did you leave me? *Why?* omfg.

Feb. 6th, 2013

[info]thedualman

[Text to Lin A.]

Why can't you be more like Beyoncé?

Feb. 4th, 2013


[info]exuberant

So I said to my shrink, "You know what's a great place for a recovering alcoholic? Vegas." At first, she insisted there were better places for me. Like the Cayman Islands, or Barbados. But I insisted, and she realized her mistake with the help of an impressive check and a bottle of very expensive port.

That said, the view from this bungalow is great. I can lay in bed and watch all the pretty bunnies get some sun.

Anyone know where the good hookers are?

Feb. 2nd, 2013


[info]pesadilla

text to Aubrey R. at 2AM

Oops, I did it again.

Jan. 30th, 2013


[info]lorddenethor

[public]

Someone must know something about birthday presents for preteen girls. Is a tablet a good present to give a fourteen year old for her birthday or is that asking for trouble?

Jan. 29th, 2013


[info]dualfaced

spencer w., batfam+, riddler, public

[phone call to spencer w.]

Ring, ring, ring!

[locked to batfam+]

Some of you may remember me, though I wouldn't be surprised if you hadn't. I was Stephanie's Las Vegas person, but it seems she's left now. Replaced by Harvey De someone else. I'm not sure if she will return, and I thought you should all be aware.

[locked to riddler]

I am aware you and Stephanie are on a break, but I thought I should inform you of something.

[public]

Do we receive medals if a new person begins to share our brain space? A certificate?

Jan. 21st, 2013


[info]anatkh

[public]

This bullshit back home is going to make me crazy This place is fucking disappointing me lately with severe boredom. At least the people through the door are blowing shit up and doing magic tricks and shit. I came back here, and all people want to talk about is being sick or whatever.

So, theoretical question - ever fucked someone you didn't know and snuck out before they woke up? And why'd you do it? Because you felt like it? Because they told you they loved you in the middle of sex and you felt like that was kind of a sign of being badly adjusted? Because you couldn't deal with the awkward no exchanging of phone numbers conversation? Because you saw that collection of leather working tools on the coffee table and basically assumed they were going to murder you? Because you were too cheap to buy breakfast?

Jan. 18th, 2013

[info]winterhawk

[Public] What is the sound of nothing?

Latitude: 36-09'49'' N
Longitude: 115-30'19'' W


Haunted.
The whisper of a voice
When no one’s around
A shuffle of footfalls
Landscapes,
Softly browned

[info]pesadilla

Locked: Lin A/Daniel W

Locked to Daniel W )

Jan. 16th, 2013

[info]ephemeras

Lin A, Daniel W, Liam R

[Locked to Lin A]
[On a hunch, after looking to see who Daniel has been talking to that's named "Lin."] You have really weird taste in fucking movies.

[Sent to Daniel W]
[Sent to the email address he gave her for the welding attachments of Zee's tats, without commentary, since she just wants an opinion.]

[Locked to Liam R]
[But without expecting response.] I'm not paying you back.

[info]garrettdonnelly

public

[Public; as Anon]

Looking for a Lion.

Jan. 10th, 2013

[info]thedualman

Lin A

[Text to Lin]

They're starting to recruit for the first astronauts needed to colonize Mars. Have you applied yet?

Jan. 7th, 2013

[info]ex_published349

Lin A./Daniel W.

That really didn't work.

Jan. 4th, 2013


[info]pesadilla

a series of texts & a post

Text to Aubrey R )

Text to Winnie O )

[Public, as Lin A]
I know everyone lists "losing weight" or "exercising" as their New Year's resolution(s), but ...I honestly don't think I need to. ;)

Image behind the cut. )

Jan. 3rd, 2013

[info]pricked

Public as Briar Rose

[Written in flourishing calligraphy.]

I find myself lacking the words to describe how unsettling I find this predicament. To be uprooted from my happily ever after and shoved into the mind of one very confused individual, someone who cannot seem to choose between trousers and gowns... I would not wish this on my most wicked enemy.

I miss my prince.

[info]mariachi

[ public ]

[penmanship like an accident at disneyland; a charming, cartoon mistake. ]

- eggs
- avocado
- guacamole
- carrots
- almonds
- snackimals (vanilla)

change car insurance
haunted history tour?

[info]chavtastically

doctor, public

[locked to the doctor]

I've a splitting headache now.

[public, as rose t.]

So. London 2013.

Dec. 18th, 2012

[info]ex_published349

[Poison Ivy, Quasimodo, Sam & Public.]

[Chi has to take this present thing slow.]

[Ivy, Poison.]

There such a thing as a plant pound?

[Quasimodo.]

[Intentionally English.]

You got problems.

[Sam A.]

Next time you decide to send me something, don't.

[Public.]

[We're not at all afraid by the number of people who bother to send us things. No. We don't care. We are an island.]

People need to sign your damn Christmas cards. Otherwise it's like getting caught in a yard sale. With tinsel.

And don't think I don't know who is sending the shitty books.

[Significantly, Daniel has not yet given anybody one damn thing. He still has a couple days to do it, though. Theoretically.]

Dec. 17th, 2012

[info]runs_the_show

[public]

[Public]
After dropping these off

If anyone is allergic to eggs, vanilla extract, flour, butter, salt, sugar, baking powder, powdered sugar, or food coloring, please let me know! I'll make different cookies for you :)

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