Doors

[Public, as Lin A]
HOW TO HAVE THE BEST TUESDAY NIGHT
a how-to brought to you by Lin E. A.

1. Take this video
( Video behind the cut )
2. Full-screen that bitch
3. Watch forever

Alternatively, for the more adventurous sort:
2. Full-screen that bitch
3. Get your dad's steering wheel controller from NASCAR Racing 2
4. ????*
5. Profit!!!


I take payment in the form of Hostess snacks only. Thank you.



*Spoiler (highlight to see): lol I can't believe you highlighted this. - No, but really, just use your gd imagination and pretend you're a rat behind a steering wheel in a maze that flips upside down a lot. It's not that hard. I do it all the time.


( Locked to Aubrey R )
( Locked to Winnie O )
( Locked to Daniel W )

Seriously done with the fucking bleedover thing. If someone doesn't get this bitch back to that castle stat, I will cut someone. I'll do it. All this leaky feeling shit has me cranky, don't test me.

Why can't you be more like Beyoncé?

Oops, I did it again.

Someone must know something about birthday presents for preteen girls. Is a tablet a good present to give a fourteen year old for her birthday or is that asking for trouble?

[Locked to Pepper P]

I know what he told you Don't ever lie to me about my sister again You better not be sick Hi.

[Locked to Aubrey R]

You doing okay over there?

[Public, as anon]

I have got to find something to do I'm not going to post on here looking for a job If you've got a person that needs a lot of Door time, what do you do for a living?

This bullshit back home is going to make me crazy This place is fucking disappointing me lately with severe boredom. At least the people through the door are blowing shit up and doing magic tricks and shit. I came back here, and all people want to talk about is being sick or whatever.

So, theoretical question - ever fucked someone you didn't know and snuck out before they woke up? And why'd you do it? Because you felt like it? Because they told you they loved you in the middle of sex and you felt like that was kind of a sign of being badly adjusted? Because you couldn't deal with the awkward no exchanging of phone numbers conversation? Because you saw that collection of leather working tools on the coffee table and basically assumed they were going to murder you? Because you were too cheap to buy breakfast?

[Phone Call: Maddie Kate R]
Ring Ring

[Public]

Alright, Vegas. You guys have been here long enough to be pros at this.

If a new person takes residence in your head and doesn't say a word, how would you figure out who they are?

[Text to Lin]

They're starting to recruit for the first astronauts needed to colonize Mars. Have you applied yet?

[Individually locked to Louis D, Aubrey R, Silver M and Justine S]

Everyone accounted for?

[Public]

What's with all the shooting?

( Text to Aubrey R )

( Text to Winnie O )

[Public, as Lin A]
I know everyone lists "losing weight" or "exercising" as their New Year's resolution(s), but ...I honestly don't think I need to. ;)

( Image behind the cut. )

[After more than a few glasses of wine.]

Damn you, Burgermeister Meisterburger! Damn you straight to hell.


I can tell you one special that won't be gracing my television this holiday season, and that is A Toby Keith Classic Christmas.

And ( here's why: )

[He's been reading for most of the night, poring over other people's lives. It's very much like a book, but better, since new things appear all the time, and the people are real. Or he hopes they are. In the early hours of the morning, his curiosity finally wins out.]

[public]

[Posted anonymously.]

This is all real, is it not? C'est vrai?

[Public]

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME! You guys should come check out The Comic Store. It's all decked out in awesomeness and I've got all the holiday comics displayed so it's epic! Seriously.  Plus, since you guys are all crazy too, I'll give you guys a special crazy person discount.  Bonus points if your kid is from a comic, in which case, I'll totally hook you up.

Also, who is getting ready for New Year's Eve? And what's with this party at the hotel? Seems pretty sweet but apparently bad shit's happened? Pros and cons of going.  Shoot.

I found a house.

Check this out.

It's really worth a lot more than they are asking.

Opinions?

[Locked]

So, my mom is going home for Christmas and I don't feel particularly inclined to deal with crazy old french people. And after your family debacle over Thanksgiving, I figure you won't be making that trip again. Basically, what I'm saying is - feel like having a totally not awkward misfit Christmas together this year? Because you know I hate getting drunk alone.

Hahaha, I'm hilarious.

No, but really. Christmas is the one day of the year I refuse to get drunk alone so it'd be cool, I guess, if you wanted to come over. Or whatever

[Decidedly unsteady blue felt pen.]

My mom says I need a grown-up Christmas list.

The Symphony of Science is brilliant.

( An Ode to Dinosaurs )

( Locked to Winnie O )

ADDED LATER: ( [Public] These are for Castiel )

If I still know you come next November, remind me to never go home for Thanksgiving again - at least not unless I have several bottles of tequila with me, k?

I'm still seeking a receptionist to work mostly during the afternoon/evening hours. Pay is negotiable, depending your experience, and I'd also offer sessions during your free time. Anyone interested?

[Private: Lin, Aubrey]

By the way, what did you two tell Harry that's got him so worked up? He's thinking so loudly I can barely sleep some times.