I was at the Hallmark store today, and I noticed that there really are very few true to life Mother's Day cards. There are lots of ones involving flowery language and talk of God and blessings, but nothing really useful. I think perhaps Hallmark needs to take some suggestions such as:
Happy Mother's Day to the reason I left home at 18.
Happy Mother's Day to my father's new wife who is only 5 years older than I am.
Happy Mother's Day, Nanny! Thank you for raising me while my mom was husband hunting!
Happy Mother's Day, TV! Raising American youth.
Any other suggestions?