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May. 28th, 2012

[info]wildrover

[Public:: as Hailey Fulton]

If anyone has damage to their vehicle, please let me know. We accept all insurance plans, and our work is both fast and quality.

May. 27th, 2012


[info]the_huntress

Tiffani R, Sam A

[Tiffani R]

My car is missing. Where are you? I need a new one. WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU There is no food here. YOU HAD BETTER BE ALL RIGHT OR I AM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL

[Sam A]

Were you here working?

May. 19th, 2012


[info]the_huntress

[Text to Tiffani's phone, from Tristan's]

I want a fresh salad.

[Another text, from Tristan's phone to Tiffani's]

Or those vegetarian noodles you brought me that one time.

[When that receives no answer, she sends another text.]

Tiffani?

[When that also receives no answer, she tries her cell phone, and then the Ranch phone.]

Ring Ring.

May. 13th, 2012


[info]jukejoint

Louis D, Aiden S, Elias M, Neil D, Tristan M, Tiffani R

[After talking to Liam]

[Locked to Louis D]
Get your ass on here and talk to me, or I'm going to hunt you down with a blowtorch, and you won't like it.

[Locked to Aiden S]
Back to being yourself, in all your virgin glory?

[Locked to Elias M]
Next time I sound like a well-spoken idiot, you hit me upside the head with something until I act like my regular bitchy self, you got it?

[Locked to Neil D]
How do I even Well, we fucked that up really impressively.

[Joint lock to Tristan M & Tiffani R]
Back to our regularly scheduled programming, robot and rodent.

May. 6th, 2012


[info]jukejoint

Tristan M, Tiffani R

[Group lock to Tristan M and Tiffani R]
Thank you for your hospitality, but I am afraid things have gotten rather complicated for me, and I do not foresee returning to the Ranch for a time. Tristan, I hope to continue my work for you, but I cannot weld at present.

May. 2nd, 2012


[info]the_huntress

Text to Sam A

[Directly after this.]

Tiffani will be waiting for you. Text her at [number].

May. 1st, 2012


[info]the_huntress

Text to Tiffani R

Sam is spending the night at the Ranch. Make sure she has a clean room and that the girls don't harass her.

Apr. 25th, 2012


[info]the_huntress

[As Anonymous. Public.]

Does anyone wake up and notice there were things written in these damn things that they didn't write?

[To Tiffani R]

I don't have any coffee and the grocery guy isn't due until noon. Also, we have no bread, no milk, and no butter. I need another table and the grass needs mowing. Can you hire the guy down the street again? He took his shirt off and someone threatened to pierce his nipples, but he looked like he was going to cry. I want to see it again.

[Edited to add Sam A]
I've got something for you to work on, can I hire you?

Apr. 23rd, 2012

[info]surefoot

[Public]

This just gets weirder and weirder. I'm going to go play some Monster Hunter Tri and forget that this world (and the one beyond the door) even exists. If you need me or want to go questing, I'll be hunting Jaggia on the Deserted Island. You can find me on the Rookie2 server.

[Locked: Eleanor M/Kit V-A]
Nell! Where is your face?

Apr. 17th, 2012


[info]the_huntress

[public]

[Public, as Zoe Graystone]

[The first image is a drawing of this.

The second image is incomplete, but it is the same computer chip broken into layers. Underneath the drawing is a spattering of what could be computer code, possibly some variance of php, but it's not in any known coding language.]

Who can fill in the blanks?

Apr. 7th, 2012

[info]whitandpleasure

I swear, if one more person yells "Play Free Bird," during my show, I am gonna like... tell them to go fuck themselves.

Do I look like some inbred hick?


But at least the room is filling up, right?

Apr. 6th, 2012


[info]the_huntress

[public]

RC cars, upon being dismantled, are somewhat like Humpty Dumpty in the fact that they cannot be put back together again. Not duct tape, nor super glue can fix this fuck of a mess. Tiffani I even tried your nail polish.

Build me an army worthy of Mordor. I feel like Sauron might have had better luck.

[info]laminette

[Public]

[Seconds after the fear gas floods the suite, and after activating all the locks from the keypad in her room, effectively locking every single door in the suite in a manner that can't be opened without the security unlock code.]

[Public]
vents

the vents someone

stay away from Caesa

Apr. 4th, 2012

[info]madameroyal

Boredom is the curse of the idle and wealthy.

So I have decided to take up a patronage. Any suggestions for what is the greatest cause in Las Vegas?

Apr. 3rd, 2012


[info]the_huntress

[private]

Germanium sample damaged by doping with gallium ions. Flash lamp annealing allows for repair, but a more stable structure is needed.

[...]

Shows promise.

[public]

Does anyone have a spare subatomic physicist they are not in need of?

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