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Apr. 1st, 2013


Bruce W, Riddler

[Locked to Bruce W]

Problems, Detective?

[Locked to Riddler]

How goes the dog owning?

Mar. 14th, 2013


selina k, damian w, ra's

[locked to selina k.]

Thanks. For everything.

[locked to damian w.]

If I tell you something, something really important, you can't tell anyone. Okay?

[locked to ra's]

I hope you're not cruel enough to make a dog some pawn in your game.



A delivery to Riddler )

Mar. 9th, 2013


[Public, as Anon]

I own a fucking big cat preserve now in the middle of I-don't-know-the-fuck-where Africa. I should have blown up something in that fucking city

Mar. 1st, 2013



There are some things in this life that should only be seen in their native environment.

Feb. 23rd, 2013



[As Thierry B]

I'm looking for someone in Gotham who might want to do me a favor. Compensation, of course, will be given.

Feb. 21st, 2013




Are you here, Detective? Prey to the same act as the rest of us?


This may be the only city more desperately in need of purging than Gotham.

Feb. 15th, 2013



If you need a day assigned on a calendar to tell someone that you love them, to show them in a shower of red and white gifts, you don't deserve them.

Feb. 12th, 2013


public, leo g

[Public; Anonymously]
If I'd known just keeping him out of his door would be enough to destroy him, I would've taken far more pleasure in it.  Who knew cops could be so weak? Or maybe his city is just that fucked up?

[Locked: Nico R/Leo G]
Gotham's for the taking if your guy's interested. Gordon's a weakling.

Feb. 10th, 2013


leo g, adrian r

[Call: Leo G/Nico R]
I don't like your lawyer.

[Text: Adrian R/Nico R]
Keep your head down and your mouth shut kid. You know how it works

Jan. 28th, 2013


There isn't anybody here who wants private ballet lessons, is there...? I'm looking to keep up my ballet practice now that the studio I was teaching at is closed.

Jan. 27th, 2013


[Tim D, Bruce W, Jason T

[Locked to Tim D.]

I thought I would hear from you again, but I see you got what you wanted days later, almost a week.

[Locked to Bruce W]

It's much more than mere sentiment.

[Locked to Jason T]
[After seeing this]

And what will your punishment be?

[After receiving this]

You lack eloquence, Mr Tony S.

Jan. 25th, 2013


Kevin M, Nico R,

[Locked to Kevin M]

You like comics?

[Text to Nico R]

You can go back through. Make sure your boy gets his vaccines.

Jan. 19th, 2013


Nico, Seven

[Locked to Nico]
[After this]

Why are there three dead men behind the studio? Don't tell me Miss Olive learned how to use a fucking gun.

[Locked to Seven]

You ever see that girl that was running the studio for us?

Jan. 17th, 2013


ra's al ghul, selina k

[Locked to Ra's al Ghul]
The cure. Now.

[Locked: Selina K/Tim D]
I screwed up. I'm sorry. You can kill me later. I promise. [...] Don't die.

Jan. 16th, 2013



[Public; as Anon]

Looking for a Lion.

Jan. 15th, 2013



[As Jonathan Crane]

Honestly, are the lot of you in Las Vegas so weak? I'm 2 for 0, and I desperately hope that this one lasts more than six months.

Note to everyone through the door. Chances are if you end up getting your Vegas counterpart killed, you'll come back in someone even better if you're patient.

That aside, I must say I'm rather amused by the goings-on in Gotham as of late. I'm going to assume that all of you failed to get your flu shots this year, didn't you? You deserve what you're getting. Thin the herd, so to speak.


Seriously? This is what they're worried about? It was only set 17 minutes to midnight at the end of the bloody Cold War. So we're only 12 minutes closer to impending doom. Like I'm all that bloody worried about that. So what would it take to get them to decide that the world isn't close to its doom?

Jan. 13th, 2013


public, as Dell V

[As he has yet to hear Renly's voice and just got some random tablet in the mail with, apparently, just a forum app on it where people are constantly complaining or spewing drivel - some with actual names and others with usernames from Disney movies or something, Dell isn't quite sure what to make of any of this yet, despite his having lurked for a good week or so. He wonders if it's some kind of experimental social media project, and as he regularly researches social media, he thinks he might as well just go for it.]

I don't remember giving my consent to anyone to be part of any kind of study. For those conducting this, here's something to look at the next time you decide to send unmarked packages to strangers:
"Informed consent is a vital part of the research process, and as such entails more than obtaining a signature on a form. Investigators must educate potential subjects to ensure that they can reach a truly informed decision about whether or not to participate in the research. Their informed consent must be given freely, without coercion, and must be based on a clear understanding of what participation involves." - Partners Human Research Committee

I'll keep the tablet as restitution, in any case.

Jan. 12th, 2013


Joker, Scarecrow, Catwoman, Batman, Oracle

[The morning after this, while he is en route to a different country.]

[Individually locked to Joker and Scarecrow]
[After much consideration...]

I'd avoid Gotham for the next few weeks.

[Delivery to Catwoman]

[The Nightwing suit. It is in a plain, non-descript box with a note that reads:]
Your help was much appreciated, Ms Cat.

[Locked to Batman/Bruce Wayne]

While I don't approve of his methods, the Clown is effective.

[Locked to Oracle]

Where's your father?

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