Doors

The West End is even less charming than it was when I first came to London. No grand stages, no great words. Just cheap charlatans and bad memories.

[LOCKED to Open The Door Anon, because the woman seems to prefer her anonymity.]

That scarf was a gift. In other cultures, they would have you stoned.



[PUBLIC.]
It is someone's birthday. Are they less attractive or more distinguished? Or does it depend on the flavor of cake?

[Locked]


Hey, loser. If memory serves, you have a birthday coming up.
How are we celebrating?

Hostess, NO. ( Noooooo. )

[Locked to Justine]

If you go by the store before I do, we need a fresh tin of tea and some milk.

Thor wants coffee -- the Kona Blend that you have to grind there.

How are things with Pepper?

[Locked to Silver]

Did Tony find out anything more?

[Locked to Aubrey R]

How are you doing?

[Filtered away from Draco Malfoy, visible to everyone and anyone else]

So what do, um, two blokes do on a second date? Or anyone on a second date, really? I haven't really had that before.

As far as fictional, redheaded, sci-fi (space)ship captains/"helmsmen" go, I might normally pick Alan Tudyk as Wash over Seth Green as Joker, but really, I can't complain.

[Last weekend, one of the national tabloids, having a slow week, made Blake their cover boy, and filled the center spread with speculatory, screaming headlines about the BILLIONAIRE'S SON GONE OFF THE RAILS. It's accompanied by pictures of Blake drinking, drunk, or clearly high on something that isn't life. He seems to be intimately accompanied by a different person in each picture. The most controversial photo shows him making out with someone in a dingy bar who bears a striking resemblance to a prominent young male actor, dark-haired and fine-boned, who is currently a hollywood darling, and has starred in several recent romantic comedies.]

[aubrey r]

Hey, bitch. This is officially a booty call. Want to finish up what we started? I'll buy you dinner if you insist on being classy.

[public]

I did not have sexual relations with any of those women. Seriously. No comment on the brunet, though. Don't pretend you wouldn't, ladies, if he was into pussy.

You around?

[Public]

My friend and former roommate is probably possessed. Advice? I don't know if calling a priest is going to do the job this time.

[Written in a wobbly hand.]

Who would care to explain this sorcery? Mind you, I have no complaints.
I have my freedom, and that is a thing I have not tasted in some time.
Like a good ale or a virgin girl, I do not believe that I could ever get enough.

[Locked to Henry J.]

Try not to be alarmed when you come around.
It will be better for us both if you do not fight.

I hate viewings

So, having a voice change. Anyone else been through it?

[Public.]

Need somebody to turn in some chips for me.

[Rose.]

Let me give you some advice.

[Email to Olivia.]

You lose me money this month?

A day after this.



[Drunk ring.]