Re: Sirius B./Remus L.
Very well then, you've forced me to do this.
Werewolves and sex you say? Have you been sniffing other wolves' tail ends when I haven't been around to stop you? Are you learning from birds and bees? Or have you, my goodness, been reading trashy Magical Creature textbooks going on about the long lost wolf colony of Atlantis? And their pack dynamics?