Re: [Call: Flash/Gwen]
[First beer is gone in seconds.] MJ messages me and says we need to go out cause she's messed up about Harry or whatever. I'm like fine, cool I can be that guy. Then a little while later she's like [MJ impression] Ooooh Flash he said he LLOVEESSS me I have to go see him. And, then she said she'll meet me for brunch. Brunch. Do I look like someone who even knows what the fuck brunch is?