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Tweak says, "oh dear"

Daniel is a real Beast (published) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-04-06 14:10:00

Entry tags:

batman, black widow, eames, lois lane, superman

[Evan H.]
[Call to Evan H.]

[Ring.]

[Public.]

I like being a superhero better.

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	published 2012-04-07 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Like being me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 02:28 am UTC (link)
	That bad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Okay well no not really but it's not like I'm doing anything as important as Superman, am I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 02:46 am UTC (link)
	Important is relative. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 03:34 am UTC (link)
	What did you do with your day? Well, I served drinks. Clark goes, oh, I saved a few dozen people and had girl problems. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

morningbuzz
2012-04-07 03:42 am UTC (link)

I went to work at 2 AM, and had a gentleman who specializes in dyeing baby chickens pastel colors, and delivering pink rabbits to children for Easter. I actually said the phrase "Hoppy Easter" today. Hoppy. Easter. But maybe some kid gets a cool pink chicken for Easter.

And maybe someone got a really good drink from you today, which they likely needed after hearing me say "Hoppy Easter." Meanwhile Lois says 'I contemplated moving to Yemen.' It's all relative.

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	published 2012-04-07 03:48 am UTC (link)
	What do you do? I asked for rabbits one year. My nanny took me a to a petting zoo instead. Sorry, I forgot you were the girl problem. Clark wants to talk to her but he's putting it off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 03:59 am UTC (link)
	~~What do I-~~ I'm the host of the Las Vegas Morning Buzz. ~~The number one morning show in Nevada~~ No biggie. She wants to talk to him too, but she also wants to hide out. She actually let me sleep without demanding I help her run her errands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh, haven't heard of it. He's pretty mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh. It's on pretty early. Serves her right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 04:10 am UTC (link)
	You want to give me the skinny on this "plan"? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

morningbuzz
2012-04-07 04:19 am UTC (link)

Oh boy would I. [ignoring Lois. So ignoring Lois.]

So a while back Catwoman gets hold of Lois and asks all kinds of questions about Superman and Lois says things are different and a bit odd. Catwoman wants to know if he's as "green" as Batman is ~~I cannot even believe I'm having this conversation.~~

Lois says she doesn't think he's ever been "green." In any case, Catwoman says there's some crazy person soire at Arkham and tells Lois to come along, get her scoop and get her pert behind rescued should the need arise. Lois, figuring this is better than being dangled off of a building (she's got a complex), agrees. She shows up, things get out of hand (because no one sees that coming? Really?), she's tazing crazy people, Catwoman helps her out of her mess and I think we all know the rest.

[Still ignoring Lois]

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	published 2012-04-07 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Oh My God no way. He's SO mad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 04:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes way. She is too. Well at me in any case. Good thing I don't work in the morning, I am pretty sure it's a no sleeping night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 04:40 am UTC (link)
	Clark says thanks? He's pissed at me, too though. But when he's mad I get the silent treatment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 04:55 am UTC (link)
	I don't think Lois knows what the word "silent" means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Sorry for you, honey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 05:00 am UTC (link)
	What's he mad at you for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
	He doesn't like me talking about all his secret thoughts and stuff. He says there's enough of that already with all the movies and comics and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	morningbuzz 2012-04-07 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	That actually makes sense, but this conversation isn't so terrible. Airs the dirty laundry. No beating around the bush the next time they have to see each other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	published 2012-04-08 05:55 am UTC (link)
	That's just what I think. We should make it a regular thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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