Doors

[As Wonder Woman]

At least you don't have to worry about coordinating your cocks with your handcuffs. That's always my most worrisome dilemma when it comes to everyday orgies; just who is in charge of officiating the colour schemes? It always devolves into pure anarchy. God forbid we descend into a tie-dye situation.

[Locked to Betty W]

How are you going to enjoy your caviar with all the naked bits swinging about willy-nilly? (Ha. Pun entirely intended.) I bet you need a big ol' hug.

Samwise -
I have taken the time to pen a note to your old Gaffer. Nob will take it to Buckland next week or the following one and have Uncle Rory send it on up to Hobbiton. That should give us the extra time that we need it. I have only _stretched_ the truth in a few places, and have left out the real reasons behind our journey southward.

( Gaffer Gamgee, #5 BagShot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire. )

[In Sindarin]
Telcontar,
I think we should leave the Inn seperately and meet up again somewhere on the Southern Road. I have procured Samwise and I, a reason and a wagon south. I trust in your knowledge of the road that you will find an out of the way spot in which to reconvene. But that would spare the questioning that would surely arise from the Breelanders if we three were seen leaving Bree together.

[As Lex L.]

Clark?

Slight raging fire in the lab. No need to panic.

What day is it? It must be a party day. All work and no play...

[Public, as Kara L]

Lawrence!
Lawrence!
Lawrence!
Lawrence!
Lawrence!
Lawrence!

[As Hels K]

Ladies' Happy Hour from 9 to Midnight at Kyle's tonight.

$2 Margaritas, $5 pitcher of beer.

No orgies and no hands on the waitresses. No shirts, no shoes = no service.

[After agreeing on the advance from the civil suit (at a considerable loss), and after signing the papers to agree to federal witness protection, while the federal manhunt continues for Ian. Late night, the evening before being released.]

[Locked to Lin A]
Are you going to get pissed if I ask for a favor without singing television jingles or wanting hugs?

( March H )

want to make it real clear, real far. any of you with a fucking headcase leaves any more marks on Ford, we're going to have a real big problem.