> There's a shipment coming in this morning from that farm on the north side, r u going to be there? > I hope ur going 2 be there. > U better be there. > I can't find my shoes. Do u know where they are? > I can't find my pants either. > Fuck it, I'm not coming into work today. > My ass hurts. > Let's play a game. > I'm going to hide and you have to find me. > Count to 100. Go!
[A minute later.] > UR NEVER GOING TO FIND ME. ahahahahahahah best hiding place evr!
[Another minute later.] > R U LOOKING?
[Five minutes.] > I think I just found a stash I forgot about.
[Five more minutes.] > I diiiiiiid.
[4 minutes and 28 seconds.] > Can u bring some sea weed snacks when u come? Hungry.